Whats pissing you off?

[Wtfiku]

1. People that drives 60mph in speed lane.
2. Shitty over-hyped movies ( Pirates movies, etc...)
3. Bitches that cant sing, yet still fucking sing their heart out.
4. People who leeches off welfare system and work for cash.
5. Women

[Blarg]

These don't really piss me off just annoy me.

People who nod their head or whisper/grunt their agreement with the teacher/prof out loud in class.
People who say the answer quietly to themselves while they are sitting in the back row so everyone around them but the prof knows they got it right.
Slow walkers.
People with no peripheral vision and don't realize they better get out of the way because people are coming.

[Exoduso]

1. People that drives 60mph in speed lane.

omg... those people have to die. A bus running them over would be nice.

[Kuya]

4. People who leeches off welfare system and work for cash.

lalalalala

[Headspace]

My dormmate:
-Chews with his mouth open
-Slurps his drinks
-Smacks his lips together after every.single.drink (see: Welch's Grape Juice kids)
-Uses my 360/Wii more than I do, as I'm always at class, but never seems to replace the fucking batteries.
-Comes in halfway during my favorite shows, like Heroes, and asks stupid shit like "SO DID THE HEROES DIE YET?!". Little bitch.
-Asks if I want to go on a cigar break once a day, after I've told him 400,000 times I don't smoke.
-Bought a sound system for his shit laptop because everyone else on the floor had a sound system. I don't want to hear your youtube videos at 200 decibels.

My University:
-Partnering me up with this douche.


I feel better.

[Fhqwghads]

Finally found something that pisses me off.

20,238 files that SE decides to check. One at a time. At an incredibly slow pace. Everytime there's an update. Then having to wait for the download. Then having to wait for the download to be installed.

[Exoduso]

I hate having to own multiple fucking consoles/machines and multiple cards to different stores to get the shit I want.. (hi2u bluray/hd-dvd/ps360 wars..)

[pohibaba]

There's lots of things right now:

1) Women.

2) Those dickheads that get in the right lane at stoplights even when they know they're going to end 15 feet after the light, just so they can get in front of you.

3) Those dickheads who, on a 4 lane road and a slow vehicle is passing an even slower vehicle, get into the right lane and pass everyone even when they know that they're going to have to cut someone off to get back into the faster lane. That simply makes everyone go slower, you fucker.

4) The fact that while I was visiting my family 4 hours away with my roommate for Thanksgiving, my truck got stolen from the parking lot of my apartment complex. Then finding out today that they took it to a tow yard and now it's going to cost me $250 to get it back. Then I realize that I lost my keys to my truck (and I NEVER lose my keys. I'm obsessive about keeping everything in its proper place) and now I can't get my truck out until I find them, and it's going to cost me $40 a day until I do find them.

[Lordwafik]

Scary looking black people.

They're completely innocent, they just walked to your store to buy milk, and you already have the register open saying TAKE IT ALL, SPARE MY SOUL, I BEG OF YOU.

[Kuya]

Why am i not surprised with so many people signaling out women?

[Slapper]

-Chinese people
-When you need to take a shit but when you sit on the toilet, nothing comes out
-Two directional pee
-Getting outta the shower on a cold day

[Tokitoki]

New addition.
Wells, Permeability, Aquifers, Reservoir Capacity, BOD Loading, Filtration, Water Treatment... Have a Environmental Engineering test tomorrow at 7:30am and I don't even have class, and I don't normally have class til 12:20...

[Maguspk]

-Two directional pee

I know, right?

[Lordwafik]

-Two directional pee

I know, right?

I dunno if it's worse than boner pee in the morning.

[Maguspk]

-Two directional pee

I know, right?

I dunno if it's worse than boner pee in the morning.

The worst is when they make you piss all over the back of the toilet, I mean what are the odds, I swear it's pointed directly down at the hole yet somehow it manages to pee horizontally. Then I panic and try to adjust my aim and just piss on the walls and all over the floor, it's horrible. Fuck boners.

[Azkarin]

-Two directional pee

I know, right?

I dunno if it's worse than boner pee in the morning.

The worst is when they make you piss all over the back of the toilet, I mean what are the odds, I swear it's pointed directly down at the hole yet somehow it manages to pee horizontally. Then I panic and try to adjust my aim and just piss on the walls and all over the floor, it's horrible. Fuck boners.

So I'm not the only one... thats good to know. I hate it when you begin to release and you feel it hurt/burn/ache because you came earlier and you know its going to spray everywhere but it hurts even more to stop it. You find yourself in a brief second of reflection hoping that you don't spray to the right and hit your toothbrush or contacts case. Sometimes I think I can drop to me knees fast enough so I don't spray all over the place. But that last part may be just me.

[Lordwafik]

-Two directional pee

I know, right?

I dunno if it's worse than boner pee in the morning.

The worst is when they make you piss all over the back of the toilet, I mean what are the odds, I swear it's pointed directly down at the hole yet somehow it manages to pee horizontally. Then I panic and try to adjust my aim and just piss on the walls and all over the floor, it's horrible. Fuck boners.

So I'm not the only one... thats good to know. I hate it when you begin to release and you feel it hurt/burn/ache because you came earlier and you know its going to spray everywhere but it hurts even more to stop it. You find yourself in a brief second of reflection hoping that you don't spray to the right and hit your toothbrush or contacts case. Sometimes I think I can drop to me knees fast enough so I don't spray all over the place. But that last part may be just me.

^ When I know this is gonna happen I'll just sit down to piss.

[Azkarin]

[quote=Lordwafik]

-Two directional pee

I know, right?

I dunno if it's worse than boner pee in the morning.

The worst is when they make you piss all over the back of the toilet, I mean what are the odds, I swear it's pointed directly down at the hole yet somehow it manages to pee horizontally. Then I panic and try to adjust my aim and just piss on the walls and all over the floor, it's horrible. Fuck boners.

So I'm not the only one... thats good to know. I hate it when you begin to release and you feel it hurt/burn/ache because you came earlier and you know its going to spray everywhere but it hurts even more to stop it. You find yourself in a brief second of reflection hoping that you don't spray to the right and hit your toothbrush or contacts case. Sometimes I think I can drop to me knees fast enough so I don't spray all over the place. But that last part may be just me.

^ When I know this is gonna happen I'll just sit down to piss.[/quote:vxn11f8l]

Yeah, same here but I'm not only blessed with that much foresight (especially after during a night or drinking)

[Kuya]

[quote=Lordwafik]

-Two directional pee

I know, right?

I dunno if it's worse than boner pee in the morning.

The worst is when they make you piss all over the back of the toilet, I mean what are the odds, I swear it's pointed directly down at the hole yet somehow it manages to pee horizontally. Then I panic and try to adjust my aim and just piss on the walls and all over the floor, it's horrible. Fuck boners.

So I'm not the only one... thats good to know. I hate it when you begin to release and you feel it hurt/burn/ache because you came earlier and you know its going to spray everywhere but it hurts even more to stop it. You find yourself in a brief second of reflection hoping that you don't spray to the right and hit your toothbrush or contacts case. Sometimes I think I can drop to me knees fast enough so I don't spray all over the place. But that last part may be just me.

^ When I know this is gonna happen I'll just sit down to piss.[/quote:16wlqst8]
Wait, are we talking about sitting down to pee, whilst having a boner? How exactly would you go about aiming it downward? Cause i'm not dipping it down there.

edit: we're talking about peeing, in a topic about pissing, i like it.

[Azkarin]

Wait, are we talking about sitting down to pee, whilst having a boner? How exactly would you go about aiming it downward? Cause i'm not dipping it down there.

edit: we're talking about peeing, in a topic about pissing, i like it.

My tactic, or used to be, was to force it downward and lean forward as to not tear/rip/break anything. It requires some effort/grunting to force the stream to start but it beats pissing on sometime valuable (I swear if I'm going to piss everywhere I always hit stuff I don't want it to hit.. karma I guess)