Can anyone translate for me? (Japanese)

[BerenTebogo]

Our resident translator is having issues with it, we know it's angry, but I wanna know just how angry, please halp

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...201_132006.png

[Remyo]

most likely something to do with sex and your mom.

[BerenTebogo]

This is indeed what we assume.

[Koga]

Summary: Pissed Off JP PS2 Player mad he cant use Turbo Controller anymore.

[Zhais]

so is cyclone the name of a controller or something?


couldn't read the kanji, got that much out of it

[Osede]

cyclone, dagger ws

[Tulun]

American penis is so large... Japanese penis so tiny...

Bomb pearl harbor.

[Arkanos]

Murasakisikibu is saying that you must've botted since using Cyclone to claim with that kind of timing is supposedly unbelievable, and asks Moconya to "pull" with Cyclone next time onwards, which s/he accepts and says that she'd also inform "Taki", whoever that is.

[Faris]

If JPs wanted to translate something an non-JP said in Aery, I sure bet it would include the words mom, fuck, douche, Jap, pencil dick, JP button, bot in it.

[BerenTebogo]

Murasakisikibu is saying that you must've botted since using Cyclone to claim with that kind of timing is supposedly unbelievable, and asks Moconya to "pull" with Cyclone next time onwards, which s/he accepts and says that she'd also inform "Taki", whoever that is.

Hugely anticlimatic but thanks for the accurate translation anyways.