End of relationship tips.

[Ikith]

I have 4 good ones comment and leave your own:

1. When someone breaks up with you and gives you no chance to talk they have made their mind up! Even if they have moved on doesn't mean they won't come back and try to at least get some from you (If you know what I mean).

2. Learn when to step back and think to yourself "If this person does come back is it going to be a real relationship again?"

3. When you try to push yourself back into someones life limit that attempt to around 3 months. If you haven't made at least 70% progress then anything after those 3 months is just silly.

4. If someone has broken up with you because of your age... Don't try to grow up faster. It doesn't work that way.

[Tyche]

5. Speak to Krye

[Ikith]

5. Speak to Kyre

Its not for me its just in general. When I give advice (I seem to often) I want to have many opinions and tips.

[Remyo]

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[Shuemue]

5. Speak to Krye

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[Vandole]

5. Speak to Krye

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[Resin]

I have 4 good ones comment and leave your own:

1. When someone breaks up with you and gives you no chance to talk they have made their mind up! Even if they have moved on doesn't mean they won't come back and try to at least get some from you (If you know what I mean).

2. Learn when to step back and think to yourself "If this person does come back is it going to be a real relationship again?"

3. When you try to push yourself back into someones life limit that attempt to around 3 months. If you haven't made at least 70% progress then anything after those 3 months is just silly.

4. If someone has broken up with you because of your age... Don't try to grow up faster. It doesn't work that way.

Just move on. Don't fight, don't argue, the relationship's already changed. If you guys are going to get back together, it'll happen when it happens.

This is going to sound ridiculous to some, but hooking up with someone else helps tremendously.

[Greenjade]

Burn, toss anything and everything they gave you. It is just another tie to the past you had with him/her.

[Ikith]

I have 4 good ones comment and leave your own:

1. When someone breaks up with you and gives you no chance to talk they have made their mind up! Even if they have moved on doesn't mean they won't come back and try to at least get some from you (If you know what I mean).

2. Learn when to step back and think to yourself "If this person does come back is it going to be a real relationship again?"

3. When you try to push yourself back into someones life limit that attempt to around 3 months. If you haven't made at least 70% progress then anything after those 3 months is just silly.

4. If someone has broken up with you because of your age... Don't try to grow up faster. It doesn't work that way.

Just move on. Don't fight, don't argue, the relationship's already changed. If you guys are going to get back together, it'll happen when it happens.

This is going to sound ridiculous to some, but hooking up with someone else helps tremendously.

See this is what I suggested to her. I told her the guy wasn't interested and he already moved on and shes so stubborn. I hate seeing friends hurt and then trying to get back to the person only to get hurt more.

[Elcura]

I have 4 good ones comment and leave your own:

1. When someone breaks up with you and gives you no chance to talk they have made their mind up! Even if they have moved on doesn't mean they won't come back and try to at least get some from you (If you know what I mean).

2. Learn when to step back and think to yourself "If this person does come back is it going to be a real relationship again?"

3. When you try to push yourself back into someones life limit that attempt to around 3 months. If you haven't made at least 70% progress then anything after those 3 months is just silly.

4. If someone has broken up with you because of your age... Don't try to grow up faster. It doesn't work that way.

Just move on. Don't fight, don't argue, the relationship's already changed. If you guys are going to get back together, it'll happen when it happens.

This is going to sound ridiculous to some, but hooking up with someone else helps tremendously.

See this is what I suggested to her. I told her the guy wasn't interested and he already moved on and shes so stubborn. I hate seeing friends hurt and then trying to get back to the person only to get hurt more.

You seriously still do that? You know people who act like highschool teenagers? If she's stupid enough to want to go in for more pain then I say let her, she'll learn for herself, grow up and stop being so stupid in the future. Giving advice to people who don't listen is the biggest waste of time and energy, and we've all played FFXI (replace that with whatever poisonous MMO you used too/still play).

[Marsala]

6. Don't fall for anymore girls because girls are evil and nothing good comes from relationships with them!

Exhibit A:

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h1...fgirlsevil.jpg

[Komm Suesser Tod]

I recently drove all the way to West Virginia from Iowa for a chick, and got rejected in such a spectacularly cold way that I actually feel like I would be justified in being a heartless bastard in return. She gave me this skull thingy she made in some sculpture class or some damn thing, and it's hideous. Every color you can put "hot" in front of, it's there, and covered in all manner of things, from buttons to glass beads, even feathers, and it's just ridiculous. The plan is to smash it, take a picture of said wreckage, and put the caption "This is a metaphor, bitch." That or my friend is going to send her a message saying I tried to kill myself and I'm in the hospital. Either way, it should be kinda fun. I don't know if thats a bad thing, but it's the truth.

Oh, if you think you're ever going to see the person again, don't do anything I would do, you'll only get more grief. It's a perk of a long distance relationship.

[Heian]

I recently drove all the way to West Virginia from Iowa for a chick,

I stopped right there....

I've said it once and I'll say it again.

The only good advice is to "Fuck'em and Leave'em" because they are all insane.

[Ivve]

7. Never get back together with a cheater. You'll either get cheated on again because you were too trusting, or end up in some toxic relationship where you drive yourself crazy wondering when they're going to cheat again.

8. If you're going to try to be friends with your ex, don't expect to be able effortlessly segue immediately into that. Usually that leads to fucked up on again off again relationships that ultimately do nothing but waste your time and prevent you from finding hotter people to have sex with. Stay apart for a while until you get over each other.

9. This is more general relationship advice than breakup advice, but: Never have a long-distance, internet-based relationship. 99% of those do not work out, waste time you could have spent bonding with real people, and generally end in you losing the MMO account/currency you poured all your time and effort into building/acquiring. You don't have to get emotionally involved to masturbate with someone on webcam, srsly. I guess my advice for ending one of those shitty relationships is get your shit back and change your password first.

[Shuemue]

I recently drove all the way to West Virginia from Iowa for a chick, and got rejected in such a spectacularly cold way that I actually feel like I would be justified in being a heartless bastard in return. She gave me this skull thingy she made in some sculpture class or some damn thing, and it's hideous. Every color you can put "hot" in front of, it's there, and covered in all manner of things, from buttons to glass beads, even feathers, and it's just ridiculous. The plan is to smash it, take a picture of said wreckage, and put the caption "This is a metaphor, bitch." That or my friend is going to send her a message saying I tried to kill myself and I'm in the hospital. Either way, it should be kinda fun. I don't know if thats a bad thing, but it's the truth.

Oh, if you think you're ever going to see the person again, don't do anything I would do, you'll only get more grief. It's a perk of a long distance relationship.

The only real response is for you to send (and post) pics of you fucking that skull.

(read the random pics thread if this doesn't compute)

[Penthesilea]

9. This is more general relationship advice than breakup advice, but: Never have a long-distance, internet-based relationship. 99% of those do not work out, waste time you could have spent bonding with real people, and generally end in you losing the MMO account/currency you poured all your time and effort into building/acquiring. You don't have to get emotionally involved to masturbate with someone on webcam, srsly. I guess my advice for ending one of those shitty relationships is get your shit back and change your password first.

I don't understand why people would do this at all... My ex is in a long distance relationship with someone she met online, and it just boggles my mind.

To add to the discussion, cease all communication with ex, and if its necessary, be polite and civil. Be like me and bang the twin sister. (joke, lolz.)

[Faris]

* Never start a relationship with the comment: "Will you go out with me?"
"Will you be my girlffriend?" or any type of straight, lame question. Just start it with something physical. A kiss is the most appropriate move, ofcourse after you confirm that she's in to you, with a couple of dates/dinner/a drink, or w/e.

and im an idiot....Topic: End of relationship tips...sorry guys. I'm not going to delete it though >=(

End of a relationship tips? Pass it on to the homie. If it works, 3 people are happy, you, your friend and your ex. Be productive, even with breakups, pimp her out. It worked with me 4 times already.

[kuronosan]

Here's a tip: Stop talking to them. Anything afterwards is just more salt in the wounds. Once someone's moved on, it's over. Especially if they've found someone else. Also, don't forget the golden rule of being friends with women:

Don't ever give them advice on men. Regardless of whether you know better or not, women only ask for advice from men because they want a shoulder to cry on that isn't their man's. They could give two shits what you think, because if they planned on listening to you in the first place they would have already broken up with the guy and moved into your camp.