Please don't quote it.![]()
Please don't quote it.![]()
WussOriginally Posted by Jeryhn
One day during the summer a couple years ago, early in the morning I looked out my window into my backyard. I noticed something black on the little drainage/filter thing at the very bottom of my pool. I went outside and figured out it was a big plastic toy spider (spread out, it was bigger than my hand). I dove in to go get it, picked it up, and I was like "WTF", got scared and swam out of the pool. It was fucking real (dead), and I nearly shat my pants. I've never seen a spider that big in all my life (in the area I live in). I know, I know, pics or it didn't happen, however, my sister was very small at the time, and when she saw it in the container I picked it up in, she smooshed it cause she got scared.Originally Posted by Jeryhn
frick stop quoting it
[img]http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bF9aOoRHNLEAeTajzbkF/SIG=12joic2n9/EXP=1199934426/**http%3A//www.mataylor.com/MATaylor_org/BenFiles/Ben_Spider_lg.jpg[/img]Originally Posted by Vinen
this has happend to me before in my country
Its fake, right?
No spider can get that big...right?
At least he doesn't have to be scared of waking up with the spider in his mouth or swalling it in his sleep.. It won't fit!
The one on the pillow? Nah, they can get bigger.Originally Posted by Seraphise
Of course, tarantulas are mostly harmless.Originally Posted by [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goliath_birdeater
Page 21 of this thread is dead to me now, thank you wall of freaky spider quotes.
The spider is probably a Huntsman spider, the same one in the famous "huge spider with it's legs sticking out from under the clock" picture.
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Perfect. I say this whenever I see a picture of a sa;dfkj;skdlf fucking spider or something that's WAY bigger than it's supposed to be.Originally Posted by Jeryhn
Fuck THAT.
A recent statistic says that people who are afraid of spiders are 10 times more likely to cry like a girl when they see one near them.
I'd probably cry like a little girl if I saw a spider that big next to me. I'm not afraid of them really, they just creep me out.Originally Posted by Blarg
if you were trapped in a tunnel and the insect of your choosing will be guarding the only escape route.Originally Posted by Thegilseller
the question is, which one would you rather fight, a man size centipede or a man size spider?
Neither.
The centipede probably, unless it was holding 100 knives.Originally Posted by finale23
Are we in 3 feet of water or an open clearing?Originally Posted by Blarg