How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In A Fight?

[Foustian]

17...short, skinny, no fighting experience, but I'd most definitely use the kids as weapons.

[Siniroth]

You could take on 30 five year old kids in a fight.

Average height, average build, few years experience, 3-7? fights, would use one as weapon, would fight dirty

[Rocl]

I answered it as if I was a fat old woman who couldn't bring herself to hurt little kids

You could take on 2 five year old kids in a fight.

The bar has been set, go lower

[Silpha]

Will someone end to be beaten by 1 5yo kid ?

[Dexy]

I managed to get 1 Kid.

Fat, 55+, Short reach, no fighting XP, everything bad. Game set and match.

[SephYuyX]

Website is busted for me. And really? 36 the highest? I call BS on that, I dont think it would be very hard to take out well over 100.

[Ivve]

Website is busted for me. And really? 36 the highest? I call BS on that, I dont think it would be very hard to take out well over 100.

I got 39 once putting in what I thought were all the right answers. I guess it would depend on how they attack. I'm sure you could fend them off pretty much nonstop until you got too tired to keep fighting if they came one by one, but if they all swarmed at the same time it would be a totally different fight.

[Remyo]

we crashed the site oh noes

[Deejay]

Website is busted for me. And really? 36 the highest? I call BS on that, I dont think it would be very hard to take out well over 100.

Depends on how smart these 5 year olds are. If they had any clue on how/where to hurt you I'd say you'd lose to about 10-15. If you're a big guy then 25.

[Einherjar]

Somebody needs to post a video of those street kids from brazil or mexico or wherever in south america they are. They swarm on people beating them and taking their money, jewelry, clothes, they're brutal.

[Oxyminus]

their logic is flawed. I'm a former day camp counselor of 7-8 year olds. many many times did I need to take them fuckers on, especially when in the pool when their favorite game was to try to drown me. give me an endless supply of five year olds and in return ill give you an endless supply of death

[Dmitry]

their logic is flawed. I'm a former day camp counselor of 7-8 year olds. many many times did I need to take them fuckers on, especially when in the pool when their favorite game was to try to drown me. give me an endless supply of five year olds and in return ill give you an endless supply of death

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I'll post mine once it stops sending me to a dating site.

[Ace-o-fire]

Today i went around looking all over for a gang of 5 year olds. i was sad.

[Correction]

give me an endless supply of five year olds and in return ill give you an endless supply of death

In practice you only need to subdue one of them to cow the rest into submission. Just do it properly and they'll toe the line:

http://i3.tinypic.com/7xdrhqc.gif

[Izzy]

You could take on 26 five year old kids in a fight.

[Epical]

20... something about hurting kids that doesn't sit right with me. D: However, I WOULD use them as weapons in an instant.

[Ramzii]

I got one kid with the worst settings :D 28 with my preferences

[Marsala]

30. lol!

[Heian]

I got 37, completely honest.

[Kaylia]

Do you have any experience fighting swarms, such as being chased by a bunch of pissed-off bees or playing starcraft against the Zerg?

During the fight, would you feel morally comfortable picking up a child and using him/her as a weapon to throw at other children?

Both line were gold lol


Got 26 kids. Bet I could take more tho