Ouch....

[Mizango]

http://www.charlotte.com/news/story/410184.html

WOMAN ACCUSED OF USING HER FINGERNAILS
Woman to be retried in castration case
Associated Press

LILLINGTON, North Carolina --

Prosecutors say they plan to retry a woman on charges of castrating a man after a judge declared a mistrial in the case.

Judge Steve Balog declared the mistrial on Monday afternoon in the case of Rebecca Dawson.

Dawson was accused of using her fingernails to tear off a man's scrotum at a Christmas party last year. In closing arguments Friday, the defense said Dawson tore Kevin Russ' scrotum in self defense. The prosecutor described the injury as a vicious attack.

The jury foreman told Balog that jurors were split 8-4 on charges of malicious castration and assault with intent to inflict serious injury.

According to juror Harvey "Bart" Bartlett of Coats, four jurors favored not guilty and eight voted for guilty. He was among the four who believed Dawson was not guilty.

"It was a whole lot of arguing, a whole lot of yelling," Bartlett said of the deliberations. Jurors had told the judge Friday that they were deadlocked, and despite being urged to reconsider over the weekend, could not reach consensus.

"Everybody just kind of took it personal," Bartlett told the Fayetteville Observer.

According to testimony, Russ and Dawson got into a fight during which she ripped his scrotum with her artificial fingernails.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned? Seriously, wtf is with people these days, when did manually tearing off scrotums being "in" or "cool"? I thought the Lorena Bobbit shit was cruel.

[Rem]

She ripped his scrotum off during the Christmas party? And no else did shit to stop her? Thats fucked up. lol

[Khamsin]

Still, as horrible as it is, it's pretty impressive that she could just rip a guys scrotum off at a Christmas party. I'm going to feel self-conscious now, walking down the street, knowing that any random person could rip my scrotum off with their bare hands.

She ripped his scrotum off during the Christmas party? And no else did shit to stop her? Thats fucked up. lol

There was another case where some woman cut a guy's balls off and tried to swallow them, but someone intervened and grabbed them back from her, handing them back to the guy saying "That's yours." So maybe someone did walk over to intervene in this case, too, but it'd have been too late, either way.

[Mizango]

Still, as horrible as it is, it's pretty impressive that she could just rip a guys scrotum off at a Christmas party. I'm going to feel self-conscious now, walking down the street, knowing that any random person could rip my scrotum off with their bare hands.

She ripped his scrotum off during the Christmas party? And no else did shit to stop her? Thats fucked up. lol

There was another case where some woman cut a guy's balls off and tried to swallow them, but someone intervened and grabbed them back from her, handing them back to the guy saying "That's yours." So maybe someone did walk over to intervene in this case, too, but it'd have been too late, either way.

Holy shit rofl.

[Septimus]

She either had Adamantium press ons, or she was really, really determined.

That is messed up.

[BerenTebogo]

Honestly, if some woman was maliciously attacking my scrotum with fake acrylic nails I'd not hesitate in the slightest to punch her in the face.

I don't know about you all but I have a fairly quick reaction time involving pain and my balls. Wouldn't lose my sack just so I could still say that I've never hit a woman.

[finale23]

Honestly, if some woman was maliciously attacking my scrotum with fake acrylic nails I'd not hesitate in the slightest to punch her in the face.

I don't know about you all but I have a fairly quick reaction time involving pain and my balls. Wouldn't lose my sack just so I could still say that I've never hit a woman.

No one is above ass whooping.

i am flabbergasted by the fact that 4 jurors think ripping off someone's balls at a xmas party is an act of self-defense, they are probably all winmin.

[Charla]

"It was a whole lot of arguing, a whole lot of yelling," Bartlett said of the deliberations. Jurors had told the judge Friday that they were deadlocked, and despite being urged to reconsider over the weekend, could not reach consensus.

...they are probably all winmin.

I'm gonna have to agree with you there.

[Senji]

i am flabbergasted that you wanna get with someone with fake nails.

[Khamsin]

Still, as horrible as it is, it's pretty impressive that she could just rip a guys scrotum off at a Christmas party. I'm going to feel self-conscious now, walking down the street, knowing that any random person could rip my scrotum off with their bare hands.

She ripped his scrotum off during the Christmas party? And no else did shit to stop her? Thats fucked up. lol

There was another case where some woman cut a guy's balls off and tried to swallow them, but someone intervened and grabbed them back from her, handing them back to the guy saying "That's yours." So maybe someone did walk over to intervene in this case, too, but it'd have been too late, either way.

Holy shit rofl.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/engl ... 253849.stm

From viewtopic.php?f=1&t=19233

[finale23]

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

you can't make this stuff up, and this is a great idea for hollywood with all the writers on strike and all.

[Mizango]

Wow, just wow. I like the part where she is subsequently asked about ripping my man's left nut off and trying to swallow it she replies with....

"I am in no way a violent person" -Amanda Monti

LoL

[Edrick]

You'd think punching/kneeing to the balls... or just squeezing HARD would be enough to incapacitate any man... If you're close enough and have enough time to rip their sack off completely... and have enough time... Jesus, what the hell? The ONLY way I could see someone think this was a good thing to do in self defense would have already tried those two prior approaches... and have them not work.

And, what the hell were they doing that would expose his sack to her to let her have a chance to rip them off... good lord.

[Khamsin]

You'd think punching/kneeing to the balls... or just squeezing HARD would be enough to incapacitate any man... If you're close enough and have enough time to rip their sack off completely... and have enough time... Jesus, what the hell? The ONLY way I could see someone think this was a good thing to do in self defense would have already tried those two prior approaches... and have them not work.

And, what the hell were they doing that would expose his sack to her to let her have a chance to rip them off... good lord.

Probably grabbed it through his jeans with her nails, and ripped it off while still inside his pants.

[Remyo]

some woman tries to rip my nuts off, I'm taking her eyes out with my thumbs.

[Mizango]

some woman tries to rip my nuts off, I'm taking her eyes out with my thumbs.

Either that or just chew off her face. Once she has a firm grasp on your scrotum and you feel that twisting motion; all bets are now off.

[Tristam]

some woman tries to rip my nuts off, I'm taking her eyes out with my thumbs.

Either that or just chew off her face. Once she has a firm grasp on your scrotum and you feel that twisting motion; all bets are now off.

I wonder, though, if I could actually do anything. I think if some chick grabbed my nuts hard and it hurt really bad, my first instinct would be to freeze and plead for my nuts. Who knows what a crazy girl would do if you escalated the situation and it didn't work? That being said, my first act of violence would be something to incapacitate her arm, asap.

[Skyylya]

i'd rather spend a couple years in jail on manslaughter charges than let some bitch tear my nuts off.

[Remyo]

i'd rather spend a couple years in jail on manslaughter charges than let some bitch tear my nuts off.

seriously shoot the bitch in the fucking face.

[Ivve]

Women have no sense of escalation of force. This is why sometimes you end up finding your tires slashed when a slap to the face or a well-placed phone call would have sufficed. Women automatically escalate to maximum force in a lot of different situations where it's not necessary. They get slapped, they react by stabbing. They get spurned at a Christmas party, they react by ripping off balls. I wonder why that particular solution is gaining so much popularity, though.

If a woman ever goes for your balls, don't hesitate to push, punch, or slap her to the ground. That shit is unacceptable.