Ouch....

[Septimus]

Remember, there is an alternative...

Homosexuality
You won't get your testicles ripped off.™

[Kaylia]

Am I the only one who covered my balls with one hand while reading this?

[RakEx]

Glad I skipped my company Christmas Party this year...

[Hige]

Am I the only one who covered my ball with one hand while reading this?

I would too if I only had one ball left. >_>

[Remyo]

Am I the only one who covered my ball with one hand while reading this?

I would too if I only had one ball left. >_>

rofl, but I did feel a sense of pain in my testicles when I read the story.

Women have no sense of escalation of force. This is why sometimes you end up finding your tires slashed when a slap to the face or a well-placed phone call would have sufficed. Women automatically escalate to maximum force in a lot of different situations where it's not necessary. They get slapped, they react by stabbing. They get spurned at a Christmas party, they react by ripping off balls. I wonder why that particular solution is gaining so much popularity, though.

If a woman ever goes for your balls, don't hesitate to push, punch, or slap her to the ground. That shit is unacceptable.

I don't think that should even register on the scale of escalation:

start no action |                             |end w/ murder           off the charts ball ripping |

[Ivve]

Am I the only one who covered my ball with one hand while reading this?

I would too if I only had one ball left. >_>

rofl, but I did feel a sense of pain in my testicles when I read the story.

Women have no sense of escalation of force. This is why sometimes you end up finding your tires slashed when a slap to the face or a well-placed phone call would have sufficed. Women automatically escalate to maximum force in a lot of different situations where it's not necessary. They get slapped, they react by stabbing. They get spurned at a Christmas party, they react by ripping off balls. I wonder why that particular solution is gaining so much popularity, though.

If a woman ever goes for your balls, don't hesitate to push, punch, or slap her to the ground. That shit is unacceptable.

I don't think that should even register on the scale of escalation:

start no action |                             |end w/ murder           off the charts ball ripping |

That's kinda the point, though. Women have no rules. There is no scale for escalation of force for many of us.

[Rem]

I don't think that should even register on the scale of escalation:

start no action |                             |end w/ murder           off the charts ball ripping |

That's kinda the point, though. Women have no rules. There is no scale for escalation of force for many of us.

Lol. That makes me think that their argument started off about him not buying/bringing extra napkins to their Christmas party or something to that effect.

[BRP]

WOMAN ACCUSED OF USING HER FINGERNAILS

That's it? It doesn't go into detail on what actually happens in the article?

[Tristam]

WOMAN ACCUSED OF USING HER FINGERNAILS

That's it? It doesn't go into detail on what actually happens in the article?

Thankfully, no?

[Khamsin]

WOMAN ACCUSED OF USING HER FINGERNAILS

That's it? It doesn't go into detail on what actually happens in the article?

A man and a woman were at a Christmas party, when she reached down and ripped off his scrotum. Probably much to the dismay of nearby party-goers. What more detail do you want? What he said to piss her off? Probably something like "Yeah, but your sister is better in bed."

[Charla]

Probably something like "Yeah, but your sister is better in bed."

OH NO HE DI'IN'T!

[Natallon]

Remember, there is an alternative...

Homosexuality
You won't get your testicles ripped off.™

rofl so true...

[BRP]

WOMAN ACCUSED OF USING HER FINGERNAILS

That's it? It doesn't go into detail on what actually happens in the article?

A man and a woman were at a Christmas party, when she reached down and ripped off his scrotum. Probably much to the dismay of nearby party-goers. What more detail do you want? What he said to piss her off? Probably something like "Yeah, but your sister is better in bed."

I was talking about just the title. It's like calling a triple homicide THREE FRIENDS ENJOYING STAY AT FLORIDA BEACH.

[Khamsin]

WOMAN ACCUSED OF USING HER FINGERNAILS

That's it? It doesn't go into detail on what actually happens in the article?

A man and a woman were at a Christmas party, when she reached down and ripped off his scrotum. Probably much to the dismay of nearby party-goers. What more detail do you want? What he said to piss her off? Probably something like "Yeah, but your sister is better in bed."

I was talking about just the title. It's like calling a triple homicide THREE FRIENDS ENJOYING STAY AT FLORIDA BEACH.

Or "MAN ACCUSED OF USING A SPOON" to gouge out someone's eyes.