Advice needed, What would you do?

[archibaldcrane]

Eh, the one time I hooked up with a girl at a lingerie party it turned into a 4-hour long completely insane 3-way (girls who wander into bedrooms looking for their purse rule).

But don't let that sway your judgement at all.

[Soprano]

Dude, you already know the answer to your "dilemma." You just wanted to brag about some tramp at a Vicky's Secret party.

One minor edit to your story: Instead of saying you were hooking up in the bathroom, you shoulda wrote that you could still taste the 15 other guys she kissed that night and one of them liked to chew tobacco.

Yes, my sole purpose of posting about this asking for advice was so I can gain acceptance over an Internet Message Board, you caught me. /sarcasmoff

In all seriousness, I actually really was going to call her today despite knowing that my colleague already did simply because I was jealous that it was suppose to be me. I tried to paint the picture of the hooking up as in not like "oh my gosh, i kissed her and touched her boobies" as in like we were full blown at it. I only added VS party to give background on the fact that she was really hot, like I probably won't have that chance again unless I was really lucky. Would it make you feel better if I wrote this:

So I hooked up with a chick last night, my colleague did too, he called her today, they are going out, should I call?

P.S. if you were actually just being sarcastic, then ignore this post.

[Norelco]

Dude, you already know the answer to your "dilemma." You just wanted to brag about some tramp at a Vicky's Secret party.

One minor edit to your story: Instead of saying you were hooking up in the bathroom, you shoulda wrote that you could still taste the 15 other guys she kissed that night and one of them liked to chew tobacco.

Yes, my sole purpose of posting about this asking for advice was so I can gain acceptance over an Internet Message Board, you caught me. /sarcasmoff

In all seriousness, I actually really was going to call her today despite knowing that my colleague already did simply because I was jealous that it was suppose to be me. I tried to paint the picture of the hooking up as in not like "oh my gosh, i kissed her and touched her boobies" as in like we were full blown at it. I only added VS party to give background on the fact that she was really hot, like I probably won't have that chance again unless I was really lucky. Would it make you feel better if I wrote this:

So I hooked up with a chick last night, my colleague did too, he called her today, they are going out, should I call?

P.S. if you were actually just being sarcastic, then ignore this post.

I don't think you should call. Your colleague got her to first. He wins. You definitely don't want sloppy seconds.

[Khamsin]

Turn it into a game. Call her up and ask if she's available, and if she admits she's going out with your colleague, tell her he's a loser and convince her to go out with you instead. If you succeed, then you feel all that much more awesome and get a friendly jab at your colleague at the same time. If he's already screwed you out of this, then you doing that would be no more assholish and at least would put a potentially humorous spin on things when you both look back on it.

Otherwise, you'll only look back on this trip with jealousy, upset that your colleague jacked your tramp.

[SephYuyX]

Enjoy your aids.

[Soprano]

Turn it into a game. Call her up and ask if she's available, and if she admits she's going out with your colleague, tell her he's a loser and convince her to go out with you instead. If you succeed, then you feel all that much more awesome and get a friendly jab at your colleague at the same time. If he's already screwed you out of this, then you doing that would be no more assholish and at least would put a potentially humorous spin on things when you both look back on it.

Oh nice, very spiteful, hmmm....

[Ramor]

Enjoy your aids.

that's about all you both can do at this point.

[Howard Roark]

Enjoy your aids.

beat me to it...

[Mizango]

Let it go, it's just a random chick.

[Skyylya]

logical thing to do is double wrap and tag team her with your colleague

[Serif]

logical thing to do is double wrap and tag team her with your colleague

Doesn't double wrapping increase the chance of rippage?

Just forget about her and go back into your hole, bedroom, and play FFXI moar!

[kuronosan]

Forget about her. Not worth listening to your co-worker's BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWs for the remainder of your career.

[Seditedi]

:> why do you care lol, just let it go she's obviously a filthy whore; good for fucking only.

[Septimus]

Forget about her. Not worth listening to your co-worker's BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWs for the remainder of your career.

But it is going to be totally worth hearing about his Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Chlamydia, Herpes, Hepatitis, HPV, and crabs for the rest of your career.

It is honesty time- some random girl that hooks up with you in a restroom is probably not very choosy about with whom she has relations. Also, you should do your best to feign surprise when he tells you that she wanted him to pay her before anything happened.

[Khamsin]

Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Chlamydia, Herpes, Hepatitis, HPV, and crabs

Probably.

she wanted him to pay her before anything happened.

Probably not.

From what he says of her, she sounds like ones I've met before. They're just as horny as we are... it's just a matter of how discriminate they are.

I've had a random girl sit in my lap when I was in the dorms at college, and she never asked for money or pulled my nipple ring out (maybe because I didn't have either at the time). Then again, she wasn't anything close to a Victoria's Secret model, but she was easy (and probably not clean, which I didn't really think about at the time other than using a rubber she provided).

I did "pay" for it, however, because we ended up making a friends-with-benefits situation out of it for the next month or so after which she said she was going back to her boyfriend (they had an on-again/off-again relationship, and she was "free" during the off periods... and sometimes during the on). So I say ok, and she happened to go home from the dorms that weekend. When she got back, I was with her friend (who was not a slut, but who apparently had a crush on me, but was rather plain looking) and she threw a fit. I explained to her that she was the one who decided she was going back to her boyfriend, so I didn't understand why she was upset. Apparently she can immediately go to another guy, but I have to wait a while or something. Funny thing was, she was the one who told me her friend had a crush on me.

It confused me at first, but it's been a few years since then and now I have come to just accept that sort of thing. M.hands drama has nothing on college dorm drama.