Weirdest shit you done as a child

[Mosh]

When I was young, my cousin had all these cool toys. Tons of GI-Joes and vehicles, TMNT figures and vehicles.. even the enemy base thingy playset. The one with the eye on top that Shredder and Krang used underground. He was really anal about all his toys. If you scratched one you better hope you have a good lawyer. And playing the aforementioned playset was a no-no, let alone even touching it.

Well one day he was being mean to me (lol), so I stole one of his transformers and hid it in my coat. It was a yellow triple changer or something.. could turn into an insect or a robot.. and something else.. had a button on it to make sparks. To this day I don't know what it was.

Got home, played with it a bit. The next day, I couldn't play with it. I couldn't even look at it I felt so guilty. I ended up hiding it in the toy box. When I went to see him again, I brought it with me and snuck it back into his collection. I don't think he even knew it was gone.

[Lockecole7]

When I was about 4 I used to run around my house on all fours pretending I was a dog. I decided one time to take it to the next level and left a nice huge piece of crap near the staircase going to my basement. My mom takes me and goes "I'm going to teach you a lesson" and shoves my face in it.


I never shit anywhere but in the toilet ever again.

Geez...little harsh, dontcha think?

[Azkarin]

When I was about 4 I used to run around my house on all fours pretending I was a dog. I decided one time to take it to the next level and left a nice huge piece of crap near the staircase going to my basement. My mom takes me and goes "I'm going to teach you a lesson" and shoves my face in it.


I never shit anywhere but in the toilet ever again.

Geez...little harsh, dontcha think?

You are supposed to rub a dog's nose in it....

[Wtfiku]

Weirdest shit ever?

When i was five, i saw my mom changing diaper for my sister. So i ask my mom why my sister got no penis. My mom fed some bullshit but it gave me enough inspiration for me wanting to be a female. So the next day when i went to kindergarten, i told that story to my friend. We end up getting two rubber band and tie it around our penises and hope that they would fall off. But too bad, the bitch that takes care of us found out and took it off before our penises felt off.

My mom told me this story. So i am not sure if it is true or not.

[Cheerios]

Weirdest shit ever?

When i was five, i saw my mom changing diaper for my sister. So i ask my mom why my sister got no penis. My mom fed some bullshit but it gave me enough inspiration for me wanting to be a female. So the next day when i went to kindergarten, i told that story to my friend. We end up getting two rubber band and tie it around our penises and hope that they would fall off. But too bad, the bitch that takes care of us found out and took it off before our penises felt off.

My mom told me this story. So i am not sure if it is true or not.

wat

[Jotaru]

You aren't supposed to rub a dog's nose in it....

fixed.

It actually don't help.

[Borisan]

I remember when I was 9, for some reason I was so convinced that I could fly with a garbage bag over my head. For days, I would consistently jump off high places and with the damn bag over my head, hoping that I would either float down or start to fly with the air.

[Mizango]

I remember when I was 9, for some reason I was so convinced that I could fly with a garbage bag over my head. For days, I would consistently jump off high places and with the damn bag over my head, hoping that I would either float down or start to fly with the air.

That happened to me also, only with wooden clothes pins and a sheet. Calvin and Hobbes made it seem to easy

[Azkarin]

You aren't supposed to rub a dog's nose in it....

fixed.

It actually don't help.

I only learned of this lesson from Family Guy so you probably are right.

When I was younger we used to rake the leaves into huge piles and would dive into them. It was all fun and games until I dove head first and sprained my neck.

[Koga]

I remember when I was 9, for some reason I was so convinced that I could fly with a garbage bag over my head. For days, I would consistently jump off high places and with the damn bag over my head, hoping that I would either float down or start to fly with the air.

That happened to me also, only with wooden clothes pins and a sheet. Calvin and Hobbes made it seem to easy

Calvin & Hobbes
Seriously they are the reason I am the way I am today :3 I -still- have all of their comic books and I still love reading them too.

[Mizango]

I remember when I was 9, for some reason I was so convinced that I could fly with a garbage bag over my head. For days, I would consistently jump off high places and with the damn bag over my head, hoping that I would either float down or start to fly with the air.

That happened to me also, only with wooden clothes pins and a sheet. Calvin and Hobbes made it seem to easy

Calvin & Hobbes
Seriously they are the reason I am the way I am today :3 I -still- have all of their comic books and I still love reading them too.

Same here lol. Even after all those years, they are still very, very funny.

[deshende]

I remember doing cruel things to insects as a child. I remember my friend and I catching daddy longlegs spiders and ripping out the legs to watch the legs twitch and squirm on their own.

I also remember in junior high taking a ping pong paddle and going to town swatting fireflies in the yard. Made an interesting light show as they spiraled to the ground. Also left an interesting glowing residue on the paddle.

[Kiro]

I shot a crow with a home-made bow & arrow and then burned it alive. So don't feel too bad.

[Koga]

I remember doing cruel things to insects as a child. I remember my friend and I catching daddy longlegs spiders and ripping out the legs to watch the legs twitch and squirm on their own.

I also remember in junior high taking a ping pong paddle and going to town swatting fireflies in the yard. Made an interesting light show as they spiraled to the ground. Also left an interesting glowing residue on the paddle.

ahahaha
i just lol'd irl picturing that in my head.

[Maguspk]

Done alot of weird shit but one of my clearest memories is a weird one.

I went with my mother to visit one of her friends and the apartment was huge, it was in New York and it had these huge windows as you walked in that you could see out through, in retrospect maybe they were big because I was smaller, whatever.

Anyway, I got sent away to hang out with her children; one of which was a girl much older than me about 13 or 14 when I was about 9 or 10, and she proceeded to pull me into the closet and force me to do shit with her. I was 9 and I don't think I had done anything besides fondle a girl's nipple at that point playing "Boyfriend and Girlfriend" so I went with it. She eventually started diddling me which I remember enjoying so I had the girl I played "Boyfriend and Girlfriend" do that from then on. I also remember her shoving her tongue into my mouth but I didn't like that as much because it was really messy iirc, lol.

Btw, the game of "Boyfriend and Girlfriend" basically consisted of the two of us (Tiffany and I) going under my bunk bed and fondling eachother. I her gumdrops, and her my little diddly.

[Misterjingles]

When "Braveheart" came out I was really into that movie, I knew all the lines even had a "Scottish" accent to match, so during history class the teacher was lecturing something about the French while I was daydreaming about doing naughty things to these girls that I liked, then teacher called on me to answer a question. My thought process froze and all I could come out with was screaming "FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM" and running out of the class with that pitched cry.



Got an A in that class too. :3

[Elesirdur]

When "Braveheart" came out I was really into that movie, I knew all the lines even had a "Scottish" accent to match, so during history class the teacher was lecturing something about the French while I was daydreaming about doing naughty things to these girls that I liked, then teacher called on me to answer a question. My thought process froze and all I could come out with was screaming "FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM" and running out of the class with that pitched cry.



Got an A in that class too. :3

I would like to meet Misterjingles' elementary school teachers - I think the would have a few choice words about him for all of our amusement. :D

[Ghost_Wheel22]

I would like to meet Misterjingles' psychiatrists - I think they would have a few choice words about him for all of our amusement. :D

Fixed.

[Misterjingles]

I would like to meet Misterjingles' psychiatrists - I think they would have a few choice words about him for all of our amusement. :D

Fixed.

They upped the dose of the ritalin all the way up to 200+ mg! This was for a 7 year old child...

Shame I never took it neh? :D

[Blarg]

I would like to meet Misterjingles' psychiatrists - I think they would have a few choice words about him for all of our amusement. :D

Fixed.

They upped the dose of the ritalin all the way up to 200+ mg! This was for a 7 year old child...

Shame I never took it neh? :D

I think jingles should add sock humping to his sig pic.