Britney Spears holds her kids hostage

[Lexa]

Police were called to Britney Spears' home in a custodial dispute that lasted for nearly three hours before the intoxicated singer reportedly turned over her children to ex-husband Kevin Federline.

Officers were called to the Los Angeles home at about 8pm (1500 AEDT) today, and the 26-year-old singer turned over the children around 10.50pm (1750 AEDT), said police spokesman Officer Jason Lee.

Aerial footage from local television stations showed Spears being lifted into an ambulance on a trolley. It was unclear where she was being taken.

Lee said Spears was under the influence of an unknown substance, and no injuries were reported.

More here:
http://www.theage.com.au/news/people/br ... 65196.html

And here:
http://showbiz.sky.com/showbiz/article/ ... 47,00.html

And here:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Music/01/04/spears/

Etc etc etc. What an awesome family!

[Pyro]

Jamie Lynn can basically look at her sister's life and know exactly how her life is going to play out.

[Slapper]

Wow I didnt know she was 26

[Calais~]

As much as I pity those poor kids, I can't want to see what batshit crazy shit the Spears' do next. Makes me feel all high class and sane <3

[Kurp]

Aerial footage from local television stations showed Spears being lifted into an ambulance on a trolley. It was unclear where she was being taken.

Please be the glue factory.. please..

[Akiyama]

Crazy bitch is crazy.

[Natallon]

ahh how i love Ms. Spears <3

[Shuemue]

Jamie Lynn can basically look at her sister's life and know exactly how her life is going to play out.

We are not our siblings.

[Vuitton]

I predict suicide within 6 months! Bitch is on track!

[Stolin]

britney highlights:
-Singing career
-Got pregnant and married to a douche
-got hooked on coke
-shaved head
-has fans sitting in a tent crying about how people treat her
-holds kids hostage

...

Why is this news?

[Yangsing]

Oh Britney...you so silly

[Popeh]

Hearing this dreary news all day and come home and see it here too.

gawd!

Where's that care-o-meter?

[Intense]

Ehhh, these stories really arent funny anymore, theyre just EXTREMELY sad now.

[Kiro]

Which makes me HAPPY.

[Intense]

Which makes me HAPPY.

Well thats because you are a monster!

[Kiro]

:ashira:

[Maxxthepenguin]

Officer Jason Lee.

ZOMG

[Xavier]

She's really putting the expression "no publicity is bad publicity" to the test, isn't she?

[Byrd]

The only thing that surprises me about Britney Spears these days is that she hasn't had a sex tape find its way onto the internet.

[Intense]

Officer Jason Lee.

ZOMG

Well in all fairness, he has been putting out a lot of shitty movies lately.