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Support Guy: Hello, thank you for contacting the PlayOnline Information Center. Just a few moments while I review your question, please.
Support Guy: You need to get your ID unlinked from the gamertag, correct?
Me: Yes.
Support Guy: For security reasons, we are unable to address your account issues without first verifying your identification. Please respond with the following information:
Support Guy: PlayOnline ID
Full Real Name
Birthdate
Complete Mailing Address
PlayOnline Registration Code
Current Credit Card information, first 4 and last 4 digits only.
Me: [insert full verification info here]
Support Guy: Okay, one moment. I'm getting it unlinked for you.
Me: Why are wait times so bad today? I've had this chat window open for nearly four hours.
Support Guy: Well, let's just say it's best to play on console right now. There was a hole discovered in Flash Player that allowed people to access your PC using flash ads.
Me: I'm aware. My PC had the hack, but I'm not an idiot like most people and clean my crap off when I get weird error messages.
Me: So everyone's slamming support today over that then? SE/PoL should really require you to answer a security question when you want to change your password...
Support Guy: That would be a good idea, unfortunately we would likely get calls from people who forgot their security questions.
Support Guy: On another note, the gamertag has been unlinked. You're all set.
Me: Would you rather get 5 calls a day from forgetful people or 500 calls a day from people who got hacked... really, I'd appreciate it if this suggestion could get passed up the chain
Me: ok well, thanks, enjoy your overload
Support Guy: If you want the suggestion to go somewhere, you would have to use the form on the site.
Support Guy: Any suggestions to the reps here don't really go anywhere.
Support Guy: The website bypasses America altogether, though. They go straight to Japan.
Me: lol, sounds like an awesome job when the management doesn't care what you (or we) have to say. Anyway, thanks, goodbye~
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