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Ron Paul is an internet cult leader, white supremacist, libertarian Republican congressman from the state of Texas, and a 2008 candidate for President of the United States. Worshipped among Alex Jones and Hal Turner fanbois, Ron has already been elected as President of the Internets. He's either a batshit fundie and major redneck or engaged in a historically epic trolling of a major political party. Either way, his supporters are definitely batshit insane...batshit insane like a retarded fox.
Ron Paul's supporters happen to be some of the most rabid of all of the internets, even surpassing Anonymous in terms of terroristic capability. In an attempt to please the lulz Gods, and piss off all the talking heads on teevee, a particularly cunning terrorist-hacker sect of Paultards have set out spamming the internets with Ron Paul propaganda, and filling Paul's coffers with stolen money.
The hilarious thing is, there is a chance he may place ahead of noted Republican fucktard, Rudolph Guiliani, in the January 8th New Hampshire primary. If you live in New Hampshire, and are of voting age, the internet declares that you must VOTE RON PAUL.