would you hit this when you where 14...

[levish]

Sorry to say boys, she's not hot.

You must look like Brad Pitt / Orlando Bloom / Johnny Depp

The rest of us "average" or "ugly" guys would without a doubt

[ferigor]

http://newsinfo.iu.edu/pub/libs/images/usr/1336.jpg

I had sex with a teacher in high school. It didn't make me cooler.
And yeah people are like "That's cuz you were homeschooled."

which means im statistically smarter than you




and i had game"

yeah but you didn't fuck your mom.

[archibaldcrane]

Sorry to say boys, she's not hot.

You must look like Brad Pitt / Orlando Bloom / Johnny Depp
The rest of us "average" or "ugly" guys would without a doubt

I've fucked my share of homely girls - just because a girl isn't hot doesn't mean she's unfuckable. Just calling it like it is, I'm not putting on airs of "I'm too hot for her".

[Kuya]

You're all missing the point, i trust a 14 year old with alcohol and a car about as much as i'd trust him with vagina and a condom. A 14 year old is a smooth operator, much like an epileptic asian using an american car in Europe. They like to talk about having sex alot, lets not confuse this with actually having sex, much like their older counterparts. There is rarely any women, whether 30 or 15, that would let one of these pint sized pillow pumpers stick their peanut sized pussy plunger in their wahoos, mostly because women tend to be more mature than men, and the kids probably wouldn't know which hole to fuck.

[Kiro]

Pint sized pillow pumpers & peanut sized pussy plungers.


LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Tajin]

Kuya has a good point about us being biased since the offended is male instead of female.
Amen for a testosterone driven capitalist world 8).

P.S. Fuck yeah I would hit her, fortunately at 14 I was smart enough to not confuse raging sexual desires with "ZOMG I LUV MAH TEACHER". Yes I'm 3 pages late

[Jeryhn]

yeah but you didn't fuck your mom.

Fucking whoooooosh.

[Kaylia]

Kuya has a good point about us being biased since the offended is male instead of female.
Amen for a testosterone driven capitalist world 8).
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It's not a bias. Males and female have different psychological development, and the impact of such action is totally different.

[AlexRuzhyo]

Haha, my apologies. If its comforting, it didn't really happen. It's along running inside joke when one of my friends brought up "What foods would you @#$%?". I didn't think it would offend as much as it did. I'll mind my manners when outside of the spam forum.

[Airenn]

plus she's a gym teacher, she probably looks like a huge mulletted bull-dyke tribade when she tries

Fixed for american accuracy.

Holy hell I just lol'd. It's sad but true.

I don't know about these guys, but there were a few teachers I actually put effort into trying to nail. Needless to say it never worked, but I damn sure gave an effort.

I'm a chick, but I did have a gym teacher once or twice that was very pretty, and hot by guys' standards. Long hair, nice body, decent face.