Jonah Goldberg and Jon Stuart go at it on Daily Show

[Septimus]

what i don't get is that why jonah so hung up on hillary and what she said. hillary doesn't represent liberalism, and she speaks with an agenda all the time. someone above already metioned, jonah had some really weak examples to back up his statements.

I stated it a while ago, but it bears repeating.

Neocons are physically incapable of hating anyone or anything more than they hate Bill or Hillary Clinton. In fact, neocons measure their hatred in units called "Clintrinos". For example, Canada marks at 0.85 of a Clintrino, abortion gets 0.87, and gay marriage charts out at 0.95. Only Bill or Hillary are capable of reaching a 1.0 on the Clintrino scale, anything else it acts like a limit- Canadians having abortions while getting gay married would still only rate 0.999999 of a Clintrino unit.

So think of Bill and Hillary as the speed of light. The only way Neocons could hate something more than Bill and Hillary is if said object of malice's mass were an imaginary number. Like a Bill Clinton from a parallel universe who was a poor, gay, vegan, Muslim, transsexual, French blogger who has abortions every 3 weeks and works for the IRS collecting taxes.

[Andarvi]

what i don't get is that why jonah so hung up on hillary and what she said. hillary doesn't represent liberalism, and she speaks with an agenda all the time. someone above already metioned, jonah had some really weak examples to back up his statements.

I stated it a while ago, but it bears repeating.

Neocons are physically incapable of hating anyone or anything more than they hate Bill or Hillary Clinton. In fact, neocons measure their hatred in units called "Clintrinos". For example, Canada marks at 0.85 of a Clintrino, abortion gets 0.87, and gay marriage charts out at 0.95. Only Bill or Hillary are capable of reaching a 1.0 on the Clintrino scale, anything else it acts like a limit- Canadians having abortions while getting gay married would still only rate 0.999999 of a Clintrino unit.

So think of Bill and Hillary as the speed of light. The only way Neocons could hate something more than Bill and Hillary is if said object of malice's mass were an imaginary number. Like a Bill Clinton from a parallel universe who was a poor, gay, vegan, Muslim, transsexual, French blogger who has abortions every 3 weeks and works for the IRS collecting taxes.

L O fucking L

[Kuya]

Like a Bill Clinton from a parallel universe who was a poor, gay, vegan, Muslim, transsexual, French blogger who has abortions every 3 weeks and works for the IRS collecting taxes.

I heard something break.

[evilbau]

what i don't get is that why jonah so hung up on hillary and what she said. hillary doesn't represent liberalism, and she speaks with an agenda all the time. someone above already metioned, jonah had some really weak examples to back up his statements.

I stated it a while ago, but it bears repeating.

Neocons are physically incapable of hating anyone or anything more than they hate Bill or Hillary Clinton. In fact, neocons measure their hatred in units called "Clintrinos". For example, Canada marks at 0.85 of a Clintrino, abortion gets 0.87, and gay marriage charts out at 0.95. Only Bill or Hillary are capable of reaching a 1.0 on the Clintrino scale, anything else it acts like a limit- Canadians having abortions while getting gay married would still only rate 0.999999 of a Clintrino unit.

So think of Bill and Hillary as the speed of light. The only way Neocons could hate something more than Bill and Hillary is if said object of malice's mass were an imaginary number. Like a Bill Clinton from a parallel universe who was a poor, gay, vegan, Muslim, transsexual, French blogger who has abortions every 3 weeks and works for the IRS collecting taxes.

read this article the other day : http://men.style.com/gq/features/full?&id=content_6249

thought i would throw that in there