The gimp/confused /wtf player thread: II

[terranova]

LOL! I MEANT RSE2 FEET!

/embarrassed

[Gunitsoldier]

I just love how on every gimp and failing pic thats posted here somebody has to try find out why he's wearing that inexcusable gear.. For some pics you can see why but if u see a 75PLD wearing Lizard gear in exp you don't go looking for reasons >_>

[Conrad]

3rd: Dammit, email didn't come through, but there should be a picture here of an Aegis/Haute/BahaMask Pld here with Mfeet. Yeah it's in town, but when I asked him why he was wearing them, he said AF +1 is useless cause Aegis caps proc rate anyway, so he'd rather have the HP and Def on Mfeet.

I can only think of 4...maybe 5? NA Aegises on Carbuncle...
One has Excalibur too.
At least one is in FM, so I know he knows better.
One is Frenzy, don't think it's him.
One is a transfer in Aftershock, and the other I'm thinking of might not have an Aegis, but he's another transfer in FM.

Time to play NAME! THAT! PALADIN!

[Max™]

Not FM, not Excal, not Transfer.

CAN YOU GUESS THAT PALADIN?!?!

[#686578]

I'll guess Otige

[Max™]

ENNNNKKKK!

*disqualified him already*

Gotta go resend the shot later.

[Conrad]

That leaves...Muadib.

[Max™]

Indeed it does...

Mbody I can accept as town gear, it's neat looking, the feet I had to ask about... and got that response. >.<

Don't recall seeing any shield skill gear on him btw, not head, neck, ear, or feet.

[Zosi]

I'm confused. Who's the gimp one? The Excalibur PLD or the NIN that misses four times in a row?

Missing four attacks in a row against a L8 Besieged mob with no food and double weakness (you can see the icon if you look closely) isn't really much of a reason to call someone a gimp. Particularly considering that I have full katana merits and decent DD gear, which means that there really wasn't much I could've done (short of eating acc food or popping Besieged meds) to raise my acc. On the other hand, TPing in an Aqua Ring on PLD is pretty lol. I'll say the Excalibur PLD. Take your shitty attempt at drama and get the fuck out.

[Max™]

Also: Aren't Wastrel's Thf mobs? Like Thf+Drk or some shit?

[Tokitoki]

DRK definitely, not sure if they're THF too.

[Max™]

I'm trying to remember if they Triple or not, I recall the ones with the Kris type knives being evasive little fuckers, and I generally go after the sword ones if I'm feeling like epeening the hell out of something.

[Tokitoki]

I thought the dagger ones were BLMs...

[Aella]

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o...ar/GimpBRD.jpg
Not horrible. Just...bleh.

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o...ar/GimpMNK.jpg
Wha?

This guy though is the only thing that actually made me want to post today.
In a pretty damn good Lesser Colibri party, pulling in about 11k/hr without band. Setup being SCH, DNC, SAM, WAR, BRD, and NIN.
Well, after a little ways into it I decided to use my band. And of course 2 mobs later, our NIN was caught with no shadows, a couple crit hits, and then a Pecking Flurry to the face. He promptly ate dirt. Out of nowhere, the DNC says she has to go, and she'll be back in roughly 30 minutes, but we can go ahead and rep her. So she logs and we find a MNK to rep her. Personally, I almost wish we had stayed with just 5 people until she came back.

Here's the MNK we invited:
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o...onyedotdot.jpg

Basically everything is as it looks. The rings are Unyielding and Garrulous, the earrings AGI+3.
Here were some of his macros:
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o...onyeMacros.jpg

At least he could spell...I guess. <.<

Now normally I don't say anything to the person I'm partying with, lest I offend them and they disband, etc. This time, however, I decided to go ahead and make some recommendations to this guy. They were as follows (sorry, I had to condense them into 2 images, i took too many screenies to post 'em all) :

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o...monyeChat1.jpg
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o...monyeChat2.jpg

He seemed intelligent, just totally confused.

Almost makes me want to take up MNK again.

EDIT: By the way, I took off my filters for this guy to see what his damage was, exactly. 10-15 damage per fist, and his first WS (Raging Fists) was a whopping 30 damage.

[Reznap]

I also move like a leaf in the wind.

[Chronosphere]

I also move like a leaf on the wind.

Fixed

[#686578]

I also move like a leaf inside of the wind.

Fixed

Fix'd

[Seditedi]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c274/Awoir/WARWS.jpg

Pallas for rampage are lulz

[chardero]

I want to fucking cry!

[Akucaen]

In ABSOLUTE fairness to that first posted monk, you can't wear an amemet mantle until 61, and there's shit for backpieces until then.

But yeah, gimptastic.