Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden

[Hitoshura]

I lol'd.

Trailer:



Download: http://talesofgames.com/files/BarkleyV110.zip

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The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the “B-Ballnacht”. Thousands upon thousands of the world’s greatest ballers were massacred in a swath of violence and sports bigotry as the game was outlawed worldwide. The reason: the Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order. Among the few ballers and fans that survived the basketball genocide was Charles Barkley, the man capable of performing the “Verboten Jam”…

Flash forward 12 years to the post-cyberpocalyptic ruins of Neo New York, 2053. A Chaos Dunk rocks the island of Manhattan, killing 15 million. When the finger is put on the aging Charles Barkley, he must evade the capture of the B-Ball Removal Department, led by former friend and baller Michael Jordan, and disappear into the dangerous underground of the post-cyberpocalypse to clear his name and find out the mysterious truth behind the Chaos Dunk. Joined by allies along the way, including his son Hoopz, Barkley must face the dangers of a life he thought he gave up a long time ago and discover the secrets behind the terrorist organization B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S.

A tale of zaubers, b-balls, and atonement; brave dangers unheard of, face spectacular challenges that even the greatest ballers could not overcome, and maybe… just maybe… redeem basketball once and for all in:

Tales of Game’s Studios Presents Chef Boyardee’s Barkley, Shut Up & Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa.

Don't flip out when you load it, it will take a little while to load and will start fullscreen in a REALLY small resolution, just let it load, then at the menu screen go to configuration, then set scaling to 2 or 3, and then set it to windowed, and then exit.

A JRPG style sequel to Space Jam. Charles Barkley did a Chaos Dunk which sent the world into apocalypse where basketball is banned, and he swore to never do it again.

Awesome.

Game is actually fun, each character has a unique play style.

[Beckwin]

holy shit that trailer was awesome.

gonna download now.

[Lockecole7]

Is the Direct X10 thing for real? That looks pretty sweet. I'm 99% sure from the 62meg download that Im being whooshed though.

[Hitoshura]

Nah DX10 thing is a joke lol. Game itself is pretty hilarious, loving it.

[Mizango]

Holy shit thats awesome lol.

[RakEx]

I'm a little bit excited to DL this when i get home.

Thanks!

[Lockecole7]

Games fun so far, poem part was hilarious...Who made this game though, and what's with all of the American slandering by the pump that you save at? It just gets worse and worse to the point that right now it sounds like some japanese wannabe white-boy who thinks Japan is God's gift to the world. I entirely hope I'm being whooshed...but why do I give a shit that you have some emo arguments in some message board. Just let me play the game.

[Groovebox]

This game is fucking hilarious/awesome....

[Hitoshura]

Games fun so far, poem part was hilarious...Who made this game though, and what's with all of the American slandering by the pump that you save at? It just gets worse and worse to the point that right now it sounds like some japanese wannabe white-boy who thinks Japan is God's gift to the world. I entirely hope I'm being whooshed...but why do I give a shit that you have some emo arguments in some message board. Just let me play the game.

Yes you are lol.

[Sess]

Virus scan found this when I dled it:


A-Squared : Trojan-PSW.Win32.Tibia.ao
AntiVir: TR/PSW.Tibia.AO.122
ArcaVir: Trojan.Psw.Tibia.Ao
Avast: Win32:Agent-KND
AVG Antivirus: PSW.Generic4.WLG
BitDefender: Trojan.PWS.Tibia.AO
ClamAV: Trojan.Delf-1242
CPsecure: X
Dr.Web: X
F-Prot Antivirus: X
F-Secure Anti-Virus: Trojan-PSW.Win32.Tibia.ao
Fortinet: PossibleThreat
Ikarus: Trojan-PWS.Win32.Tibia.ao
Kaspersky Anti-Virus: Trojan-PSW.Win32.Tibia.ao
NOD32: probably a variant of Win32/PSW.OnLineGames
Norman Virus Control: X
Panda Antivirus: Bck/Tibia.N
Rising Antivirus: Trojan.PSW.Win32.Tibia.ao
Sophos Antivirus: Mal/GamePSW-C
VirusBuster: X
VBA32: Trojan-PSW.Win32.Tibia.ao

[Hitoshura]

Really? All it is is pictures and MP3's. o_O

[Lockecole7]

Games fun so far, poem part was hilarious...Who made this game though, and what's with all of the American slandering by the pump that you save at? It just gets worse and worse to the point that right now it sounds like some japanese wannabe white-boy who thinks Japan is God's gift to the world. I entirely hope I'm being whooshed...but why do I give a shit that you have some emo arguments in some message board. Just let me play the game.

Yes you are lol.

Lol, I knew it was too extreme to be legit.

Also, on the subject of there being a trojan in this game...well let's just say I'd rather have a virus and this game on my PC, than neither.

[Kaeko]

I don't usually post on this part of BG forums but FUCK this game is hilarious.

I had to play the video about 5 times just to believe it was real.

There's also a playthrough of the game out on YouTube already (with spoilers). I believe the current one you DL to play is just a prelim version of it and they are still working on the final product.

The song is also retardedly catchy. Can't get it out of my head.

[Beckwin]

This game is so fun and hilarious so far. The furry town and the poem were hilarious, and I'm lolling so hard at all the ridiculous basketball references and related absurdities. I grew up watching a lot of basketball, especially Barkley and the Suns. And fuck, I remember seeing Space Jam in theaters when I was a little kid, lol.

The battle system is pretty damn cool, every character has different controls to keep your busy.

[Hitoshura]

I agree Beckwin, everything they did I didn't think would be so witty and original. I wish there were references from Clerks when they had Charles Barkley on there but I guess we can't have it all. The Furfag town is fucking win lol, and everyone wanting surgery. Wait till you run into Ghost Dad if you haven't.

[AlexRuzhyo]

haha, I'm impressed. That guy's virus scan has me worried, though. Is the link provided in the OP safe?

[Tempyst]

I just beat this and came to general to make a thread about it and here it is Can't wait for part 2. Surprisingly good for a joke game, it's very fun to play.

You guys might appreciate the Jon Lovitz trilogy, too:

http://www.evilrefrigerator.com/jl/valu-pak.zip

Also, I just ran a scan and it's clean for me

Edit: Did anyone else think of rydiu during the save point rants

[BRP]

WHY IS THIS THREAD ON THE SECOND PAGE

Space Jam is apart of the game's lore.

[Zanz L. Barre The 3rd]

How long is this game? I spent about 2hrs or so exploring and getting the Vince Carter Cyborg, saved and logged off, than came back to see that it didn't actually save;;

[Kaeko]

How long is this game? I spent about 2hrs or so exploring and getting the Vince Carter Cyborg, saved and logged off, than came back to see that it didn't actually save;;

You can beat this in maybe 90 minutes if you know where you're going. It's like a real RPG though... there are side quests and everything so you can spend a long long time on this.

Also this is only part I. Others haven't been made/released yet.

Vinceborg 2050... lol...