Men: Peeing.....

[Lockecole7]

Honestly...alot of people would be better off if they got over their social anxieties and just didn't give a shit whether or not someone who obviously would have to go out of their way saw your penis. Someone saw your penis at a glance. If the guy tries anything it's an excuse for you to kick his ass. Don't see a reason why anyone should be so worried about peeing in front of other guys.

[Anderian]

Again with the peeing threads? o_O
Uhm, well, I usually use stalls. I mean, it's not like us finns are exceptionally talkative or anything, especially at public bathrooms, I just don't like risking other people seeing my miniscule penis. why did I type that...

[riddaraan]

No matter how much you wiggle, jiggle, or prance,
The last drops will always go down your pants!

[Blarg]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y21...ld/butters.jpg

Thats how men pee, yes... with dog the hall monitor watching.

[Pun]

I just pull it out over the waistband of my shorts and boxers

[Atlasion]

Option 4. Its annoying. I really don't care about people seeing my penis. The communal changing room and showers at the swimming pool don't bother me in the slightest. Just something about peeing in front of others that gets me..

I stand up or sit down depending on how drunk I am..

[GImpers]

I have a small weewee, so I have to undo my pants.

He told me goes over the top of his waistband on his boxers. Which I thought was weird. That is what the pee hole in your boxers is for. He thinks that nobody uses the pee hole and that I'm the weird one for using the hole.

Ive never heard of anyone using the fly holes, ever.

What do you think the hole is for? Why else would it be there?

[Demosthenes11]

I've never even heard / thought of using the hole...

You guys are weird

[Epical]

1, but a little different: I undo the button AND the zipper, but still peek through the hole. I tried undoing just the zipper one day and my GOD those zipper teeth scratched me hard... it was really painful. =(

[archibaldcrane]

I go over the top. Fuck inserting my beautiful cock through interlocking teeth.

[Norelco]

I unzipper but go over the wasteband of my boxers or boxer briefs.

[Bweigelt]

I think I'm the only person I know that does it my own signature way. Unzip the fly, but pull down the boxers, screw trying to unbutton / rebutton that shits.

Edit: After re-reading, need some clarification. Does he go over the waistband of his pants too, or through the fly? Maybe I'm not alone

I do this now too if for no other reason than some of my boxers don't have peeholes. Also it avoids the situation when your drunk and put your boxers on backwards and spend half an hour trying to figure out why you can't find the hole, not that this has happened to me or anything...

[Sagacious Sundi]

Waistband, but recently I've found myself using the hole when I'm in public places.

[Michuru]

And I thought the peehole in the boxers were designed for... peeing? I never knew so many people "whipped" it out over the band in their boxers / briefs. Very strange... maybe its a southern thing? Northerners use the peehole? Who knows...

[GImpers]

And I thought the peehole in the boxers were designed for... peeing? I never knew so many people "whipped" it out over the band in their boxers / briefs. Very strange... maybe its a southern thing? Northerners use the peehole? Who knows...

I couldn't agree with you more. I have never even given a thought to not using the pee hole.

[GSDragoon]

Don't forget the urinal between rule.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnOaMC8KHA4

The "hole" in pants are too small or missaligned. It's too much effort. I do option 2, for the very rare occasion I use a public restroom. I like to go at home, before and after I go somewhere. Public bathrooms are usually not that clean anyways.

[travOtaku]

I have a small weewee...

Wouldnt stand around to see shit start getting tossed around, wouldnt go towards the beast, wouldnt use the bridge, wouldnt climb to the top of anything and would get away from large buidlings and such, for starters. Id also make sure not to follow crowds, shit always happens to crowds. The second someone says "shit I think I saw something move" id be in my car, or running as fast as shit towards the opposite direction thats not the bridge with a large gun, cellphone, CB, walkie talkies, flash lights, lighters, knives, compass, etc, basic survival stuff (and yes I do have those things readily available). If it's an island, there has to be a shit ton of boats around, id get in one of those. I would never get on a bidge, that will be the first thing that gets killed. On the way I would make sure to grab an inflatable raft or a canoe or something by a store I passed. If there were no boats, depending on the time/day/weather/etc I would consider swimming, it's been done, and it's not that hard to swim that length if you just swam on your back. Scuba gear would be the best solution.

If using the the water wasnt possible, chances are id stick around the edge waiting for something to happen. If for some other reason the monster was in the water I would resort to going into one way shelter, that way you know nothing will be on the other side waiting and you have control of what gets in. The shelter ofcourse would have to be a very deep bomb shelter that could take a good bomb/nuke, and id just wait it out. If the monster was only just a water monster, then it could easily be dealt with private planes and chopers. Hiding may be cowardice, but it usually always works.

Never take anyone with you (unless it's a black guy (get it?) jkjk), all it will do is slow you down, use up resources and cause unnecessary attention. Dont be afriad to take out people if they get in your way. The border is always your best bet, but shit is situational and things can change. Im sure there are other things I could think of on the spot, but without any stress/pressure, it makes it harder.

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on topic: Choice 2

[Elesirdur]

If I'm wearing boxers then it's through the fly on both the boxers and pants. If I'm wearing my nicer ginch, pairs that don't have a y-front or anything, then it's over the waistband and through the fly on the pants - though with one pair of rather tight jeans I have unbuttoning the jeans is necessary too.

[Kazen]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnOaMC8KHA4

Best part of the thread so far, rofl.

[Amastacia]

Fly and "pee hole" are there for a reason, and unless my pants fit horribly/there's no practical way to do it, I use them.

For starters, they help keep the boys warm while you're taking care of business.

For seconds, it's uncomfortable as hell to have elastic holding your junk up.