Men: Peeing.....

[Kuya]

Unzip and over elastic band. First of all because i only use boxer briefs and only one of them has a hole to pee through, plus it's actually faster for me to just put it over the band.

And yes, sometimes when i feel i'm being watched i do get performance anxiety and can't pee. But i never go to the stalls, because i have a deep seeded hatred for the guys who tend to go to the stalls. Not only are you going to the stalls because you're so self conscious about your dick that it makes you think another guy accidently looking at it makes you gay, but you also have to have the lack of foresight to lift the fucking heiney protector, AND to boot, have such horrible aim that you get everything wet, and so when i need to take a huge fucking shit, i actually have to take the time to clean off your mistakes. This is not a wet t-shirt contest, fags.

Die you pieces of shit.

[Lordwafik]

Small weewee + performance anxiety = I use stalls always and forever

[Maguspk]

Small weewee + performance anxiety = I use stalls always and forever

Honestly, you rock.

I chose the option of pulling it out above boxers after unzipping/unbuttoning. I don't see how people do that whole unzip/squeeze through boxers thing. You'd have to stick your hand in there and guide it out and stuff and it'd be a bit of a struggle honestly. I think it's much easier to just slide it up and out and hold it there.

@Kaisha and Michiru, I thought you were both chicks, I need to really adhere to that whole No women on the internet thing. I am too quick to accept the fact that feminine avatar/sig =/= female irl.

[Epical]

I have a small weewee...

Wouldnt stand around to see shit start getting tossed around, wouldnt go towards the beast, wouldnt use the bridge, wouldnt climb to the top of anything and would get away from large buidlings and such, for starters. Id also make sure not to follow crowds, shit always happens to crowds. The second someone says "shit I think I saw something move" id be in my car, or running as fast as shit towards the opposite direction thats not the bridge with a large gun, cellphone, CB, walkie talkies, flash lights, lighters, knives, compass, etc, basic survival stuff (and yes I do have those things readily available). If it's an island, there has to be a shit ton of boats around, id get in one of those. I would never get on a bidge, that will be the first thing that gets killed. On the way I would make sure to grab an inflatable raft or a canoe or something by a store I passed. If there were no boats, depending on the time/day/weather/etc I would consider swimming, it's been done, and it's not that hard to swim that length if you just swam on your back. Scuba gear would be the best solution.

If using the the water wasnt possible, chances are id stick around the edge waiting for something to happen. If for some other reason the monster was in the water I would resort to going into one way shelter, that way you know nothing will be on the other side waiting and you have control of what gets in. The shelter ofcourse would have to be a very deep bomb shelter that could take a good bomb/nuke, and id just wait it out. If the monster was only just a water monster, then it could easily be dealt with private planes and chopers. Hiding may be cowardice, but it usually always works.

Never take anyone with you (unless it's a black guy (get it?) jkjk), all it will do is slow you down, use up resources and cause unnecessary attention. Dont be afriad to take out people if they get in your way. The border is always your best bet, but shit is situational and things can change. Im sure there are other things I could think of on the spot, but without any stress/pressure, it makes it harder.

DOES NOT COMPUTE




on topic: Choice 2

Holy FUCKING shit, I laughed harder at this probably than anything in the last 3 months. Hahaha, so well executed.

[Lordwafik]

Actually it does compute, someone seems to be e-overcompensating! :O

[Michuru]

@Kaisha and Michiru, I thought you were both chicks, I need to really adhere to that whole No women on the internet thing. I am too quick to accept the fact that feminine avatar/sig =/= female irl.

lawl.

[Boyiee]

I never used to need to wear a belt, so I would unbutton/unzip and go over the waistband. But because of my job now where I have radios scissors flashlights and sometimes my stethoscope hanging off me I use the zipper and the hole in my boxerbriefs. It's too much work to retuck my shirts in perfectly and the waistband/belt is just too heavy now. At home It's over the top still though.

[Kaylia]

Unzipping is an hassle, I always unbutton. I usually avoid walking around naked, but I wont lose any sleep if someone decide to peek over.

[JMunin]

This thread reminded me of a futility closet post:

Clement Atlee was using the urinal in the House of Commons one day when Winston Churchill took up a position at the opposite end.

"Feeling standoffish today, are we, Winston?" Atlee asked.

"That's right," Churchill said. "Every time you see something big, you want to nationalize it."

[Kaisha]

@Kaisha and Michiru, I thought you were both chicks, I need to really adhere to that whole No women on the internet thing. I am too quick to accept the fact that feminine avatar/sig =/= female irl.

Last time I make a toon starting with a K.
(unsure how you could determine a gender via my paw {temporarily in sig} avatar though)


Anyways, I have to say, I'm surprised via the poll results. I had no idea so many people used the over-the-belt thing in comparison to pee-holers.

Whelp, http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...e_You_Know.jpg.

[Zanz L. Barre The 3rd]

Let the pants dangle at my ankles at home, while unbutton + unzip at stalls, struggling to hold my pants waist level with my legs extending in opposition.

[Rasengan]

I think I'm the only person I know that does it my own signature way. Unzip the fly, but pull down the boxers, screw trying to unbutton / rebutton that shits.

[Remyo]

unzip and pull boxers down, usually because I have a shirt tucked in, also my boxers have a button and I dont want to fiddle with it. If no button then I don't pull the boxers down just go through both holes.

[Rocl]

I try my damnedest to never pee at a urinal. They just look fucking weird ok. I try to avoid public bathrooms altogether since that time this I went in to wash my hands when I was like 6, and felt so awesome because I finally didn't go in the women's bathroom with my mother and there was this crazy ass hobo staring at me from the corner.

I might have made that part up

AND THANKS KUYA I ACTUALLY WIPE OFF THE SEAT EVEN THOUGH I DON'T USE IT WHEN I PEE IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM THX U

[Dmitry]

I always go through both flies, even if the pants I'm wearing are a little tight.

[Kuya]

AND THANKS KUYA I ACTUALLY WIPE OFF THE SEAT EVEN THOUGH I DON'T USE IT WHEN I PEE IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM THX U

There comes a time when you have to make a really big poo, and so the natural conclusion is to sprint to the bathroom. So inmediatly you head to the first stall only to find the seat covered in piss, but you have to create excrements really badly so you head to the next stall. On stall number two and arrive only to find that the seat is also covered in piss, but lo and behold, it also has submerines in it. So then you head into the third stall which now looks similar to the second stall, but now it has paper inside the toilet, that is, it's filled to a brim with paper with a few scoops of poop on top, almost like a happy cup of icecream. So whilst crying, you head into the 4th stall which looks similar to the situation in stall 1 except that OH GOD HOW DID IT GET ON THE CEILING, and so you head to stall 5 and once again, piss all over the toilet, and at this point you may well be wondering, had you just cleaned the first stall and defecated there, would you have avoided all this malarchy?

I imagine that Hell will be just like this for me.

[Howard Roark]

zippers scare me, don't want anything to get caught, snagged or scratched

rofl at the 3% that would drop em in a public washroom

and i totally expected over the waistband to be the conan o'brian of this poll

[Mysterio]

Through the hole, minimal exposure. Although, honestly, who the fuck actually makes a comment to someone about their cock when their peripheral vision catches a glimpse.

This co-worker was obviously researching:

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i2...0372026300.jpg

[sb]

Depending on the outfit, I go for any of the options. When drunk, it's whip it out and let fly though i'll sit down sometimes (unless at a bar, or a party where I wouldn't trust the seat). Usually if it involves a belt or some overly difficult dress pants it's through the fly. Sometimes I sit out of pure laziness and not wanting to get a little bit of urine on one of my hands (I was pierced years ago, and for some fucking reason the top hole closed up fine, but the bottom never did and I have to "plug" with a finger or it "leaks"). However this situation has made me the best person at the world in remembering to wash my hands after...

[pohibaba]

I always use the zipper. I've honestly never even considered any other option.