Thats it, I'm never going to Mexico, Central/South America

[Kaylia]

Best article ever. I laughed at every paragraph

When you run, flailing and crying and soiling yourself while screaming "JESUS CHRIST I'M COVERED IN BEES," they will chase you for over half a mile.

Africanized bees owe their existence to science. Warwick E. Kerr created them in Brazil during the 1950s by crossing a European bee with an African bee. He wanted a bee that could live in the jungle. He got a bee that swarms by the hundreds of millions, is insanely territorial, mindlessly aggressive, has killed anywhere from a few dozen to a few thousand people. And, can live in the jungle.

This is gold.

[Howard Roark]

why am I reminded of GIANT ENEMY CRAB something something ANCIENT HISTORICAL BATTLES THAT ACTUALLY TOOK PLACE IN JAPAN something something HIT ITS WEAK SPOT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE

[Quixon]

I don't think anything has a chance against that Giant Bee of Doom. Just watched the Praying Mantis get its shit fucked up by the bee.

And wtf is up with the Crayfish vs. Stag Beetle looking thing. How the hell did the crayfish loose, looked alive to me when the video ended......I think I'm getting too into this shit lol.

[BerenTebogo]

I'm going to live in one of those bubble-boy things, fuck this shit.

[Byrd]

The bugs were pretty gruesome, I particularly enjoyed the video of the 3-inch long Japanese hornets pulling a massacre on a beehive worthy of Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse.

What caught my attention, however, was Cracked.com's list of 15 least sexually appealing porn titles. This one was #5....

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleim...g/dudecunt.jpg

[Woozie]

Those brain eating amoeba sounded too science-fiction-ish to be true, so I googled it.

http://phoenix.about.com/od/health/qt/Ameba.htm

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,298338,00.html

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21034344/

http://www.boston.com/yourlife/health/a ... this_year/

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c ... 812D52.DTL


23 people in the US in a 9 year period. Kills you within two weeks of exposure, and from the looks of it, every (reported) case is fatal @_@

[Maguspk]

Link isn't working for me... can someone PM me the entire article in OP and the one someone posted about the card trick truth? I have no idea why the site isn't loading for me.

[Jer]

Best article ever. I laughed at every paragraph

Same, I was reading it at work and couldn't stop laughing.

[Kuya]

I'm going to live in one of those bubble-boy things, fuck this shit.

Since you're going to be imitating Jake Gyllenhal, how about you go the full nine yards and we have alittle Brokeback Mountain remake on Puerto Rico, huh, Sath?

[BerenTebogo]

I'm going to live in one of those bubble-boy things, fuck this shit.

Since you're going to be imitating Jake Gyllenhal, how about you go the full nine yards and we have alittle Brokeback Mountain remake on Puerto Rico, huh, Sath?

I was thinking more john travolta and converting to scientology, actually.

[Kuya]

I'm going to live in one of those bubble-boy things, fuck this shit.

Since you're going to be imitating Jake Gyllenhal, how about you go the full nine yards and we have alittle Brokeback Mountain remake on Puerto Rico, huh, Sath?

I was thinking more john travolta and converting to scientology, actually.

Always into the weirdest foreplay, aren't you?

[Krye]

You are safe no where really.

That's why you stay the fuck inside and play FFXI.

[BerenTebogo]

Yes sir.

[Maguspk]

Great compilation of scary shit. I didn't know we had Africanized Bees in the Americas. That's fucking scary. I wonder when/if they really will show up in the US one day, says they live in the desert fine so...

Btw, this video of the Bot Fly larva is much better, that guy had a pussy Larva and it didn't show it coming out at all, really poorly done. This video goes close up and is much better, showing you the larva coming out and showing up close what it looks like. Btw this guy happens to have 3. Fucking 3 things living in his back, rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23eimVLAQ2c

Also, Giant Centipede eating a fucking mouse (posted by a user on that 5 scariest insects thing):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CL2hetqpfg

[Woozie]

Great compilation of scary shit. I didn't know we had Africanized Bees in the Americas. That's fucking scary. I wonder when/if they really will show up in the US one day, says they live in the desert fine so...

I saw something on TV like 5 years ago saying they were already in the US (in Texas iirc). There's no telling how far they've come up by now.

[Demosthenes]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23eimVLAQ2c

That gave me goosebumps. Eww!

[Remyo]

Great compilation of scary shit. I didn't know we had Africanized Bees in the Americas. That's fucking scary. I wonder when/if they really will show up in the US one day, says they live in the desert fine so...

I saw something on TV like 5 years ago saying they were already in the US (in Texas iirc). There's no telling how far they've come up by now.

never heard of killer bees?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Africanized_bee
has a map showing their progression.

[Maguspk]

Great compilation of scary shit. I didn't know we had Africanized Bees in the Americas. That's fucking scary. I wonder when/if they really will show up in the US one day, says they live in the desert fine so...

I saw something on TV like 5 years ago saying they were already in the US (in Texas iirc). There's no telling how far they've come up by now.

never heard of killer bees?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Africanized_bee
has a map showing their progression.

Holy. Fucking. Shit. I'm in Oklahoma at the moment and just looking at this and projecting it by 5 years is making me want to pack up and leave asap.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...erbees_ani.gif

[Remyo]

Great compilation of scary shit. I didn't know we had Africanized Bees in the Americas. That's fucking scary. I wonder when/if they really will show up in the US one day, says they live in the desert fine so...

I saw something on TV like 5 years ago saying they were already in the US (in Texas iirc). There's no telling how far they've come up by now.

never heard of killer bees?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Africanized_bee
has a map showing their progression.

Holy. Fucking. Shit. I'm in Oklahoma at the moment and just looking at this and projecting it by 5 years is making me want to pack up and leave asap.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...erbees_ani.gif

they're probably already there, only 14 people are recorded as dying from them so it isn't too bad.

[-Zer0-]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15154...on-google.html

"WTF IS THAT?!? GET THAT THING AWAY FROM MY BONER!"