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  1. #1
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    vaginal ejaculation disorder

    http://mdn.mainichi.jp/culture/waiwai/n ... 4000c.html
    Japan is in dire straights. The population is declining, people are marrying later, having fewer children, if any at all. And Spa! (1/29) says one of the major reasons for the dilemma is that as many as 70 percent of younger men are unable to achieve vaginal ejaculation.

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    Re: vaginal ejaculation disorder

    clearly american men do not have this problem.

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    Re: vaginal ejaculation disorder

    That quote and your avatar, imagining Colbert saying that=win.

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    Re: vaginal ejaculation disorder

    Damn, if you can't deliver the goods to the right address you've really got problems.

    Or you're gay, and even then I'd imagine you have no problem making the delivery just via the tradesmen's entrance.

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    Re: vaginal ejaculation disorder

    loljapan.

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    Re: vaginal ejaculation disorder

    The root of this problem is that it's hard for sperm to travel through a giant tenticle suit.

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    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

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    Re: vaginal ejaculation disorder

    Quote Originally Posted by Exoduso
    loljapan.

    I was waiting on that.

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    Re: vaginal ejaculation disorder

    I have no qualms donating my crotch to offset this disorder on my people.















    Unless they're really ugly.























    And fat.

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    Re: vaginal ejaculation disorder

    "There has been incredible progress made in masturbation goods and there are plenty of people who can ejaculate into an artificial vagina

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    Re: vaginal ejaculation disorder

    Even more reasons for asian women to go for american men now.

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    Re: vaginal ejaculation disorder

    All in favour of arranging a BG forums tour of Tokyo and other Japanese cities?

    It's a humanitarian act to help control their population and satisfy their women.

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    Re: vaginal ejaculation disorder

    Quote Originally Posted by Gregorio
    The root of this problem is that it's hard for sperm to travel through a giant tenticle suit.
    I lol'd

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    Re: vaginal ejaculation disorder

    Quote Originally Posted by Shuemue
    All in favour of arranging a BG forums tour of Tokyo and other Japanese cities?

    It's a humanitarian act to help control their population and satisfy their women.
    Where do I sign up?!

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    Re: vaginal ejaculation disorder

    Quote Originally Posted by Selamis
    Quote Originally Posted by Shuemue
    All in favour of arranging a BG forums tour of Tokyo and other Japanese cities?

    It's a humanitarian act to help control their population and satisfy their women.
    Where do I sign up?!

    LOL

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    Re: vaginal ejaculation disorder

    Quote Originally Posted by Shuemue
    All in favour of arranging a BG forums tour of Tokyo and other Japanese cities?

    It's a humanitarian act to help control their population and satisfy their women.
    Only if you send an advance squad of emergency periodontists to fortify against the inevitable.

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    Re: vaginal ejaculation disorder

    I've always wanted to father a child in Japan, have him grow up not knowing me, find a giant robot or a magical sword or intense karate skills, then come find me and defeat me for his mother's honor.

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    Re: vaginal ejaculation disorder

    Quote Originally Posted by Huggo
    I've always wanted to father a child in Japan, have him grow up not knowing me, find a giant robot or a magical sword or intense karate skills, then come find me and defeat me for his mother's honor.
    Ahh yes, the true man's dream.

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    Re: vaginal ejaculation disorder

    Quote Originally Posted by Gregorio
    The root of this problem is that it's hard for sperm to travel through a giant tenticle suit.
    this post was A+

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    Re: vaginal ejaculation disorder


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    Re: vaginal ejaculation disorder

    What.

    The.

    Fuck.

    Maybe if it didn't look like he was sticking his junk of that greasy mess of a jungle you call your vagina. Hell take a hint from guys who watch porn, they don't wanna see that shit, and there's nothing like wet nappy looking pubic hair to ruin the mood.

    Also from what I've heard from many guys, it doesn't smell or taste that great. I never thought I'd say this, but maybe the guys aren't the problem?

    Clean that shit up.

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