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    Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    Couldn't think of a better title.

    http://www.thenewstribune.com/news/nati ... 71899.html

    If girls existed on the internet, I bet they wouldn't like this story due to the effects it may cause.

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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    Dental dams.

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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    Some scientists just told me that existing gives you cancer.

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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    Welp, no more muff diving for me orz

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    you cant even test for hpv in guys... fuck.

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    I thought everyone learned that oral sex transmits diseases just like every other kind in grade 8 health class?

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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    Quote Originally Posted by Correction
    I thought everyone learned that oral sex transmits diseases just like every other kind in grade 8 health class?
    Yeah, but how many expected it to transmit cervical cancer?

    That's why it was interesting to me.

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    It's completely disgusting to me that the HPV vaccine has been withheld from men so far.

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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    I saw the title and thought it was a good reason to make my hubby stop bugging me for it all the time. But DAMNIT

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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    Quote Originally Posted by Falisa
    I saw the title and thought it was a good reason to make my hubby stop bugging me for it all the time. But DAMNIT
    Maybe I can give you some marriage advice.

    Learn to love it... That is all.

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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya
    Some scientists just told me that existing gives you cancer.

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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    Quote Originally Posted by Keno
    Quote Originally Posted by Falisa
    I saw the title and thought it was a good reason to make my hubby stop bugging me for it all the time. But DAMNIT
    Maybe I can give you some marriage advice.

    Learn to love it... That is all.
    It should go both ways though. And it doesn't. So why should I love it? lol

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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    then make a deal >.>

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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    Quote Originally Posted by Falisa
    Quote Originally Posted by Keno
    Quote Originally Posted by Falisa
    I saw the title and thought it was a good reason to make my hubby stop bugging me for it all the time. But DAMNIT
    Maybe I can give you some marriage advice.

    Learn to love it... That is all.
    It should go both ways though. And it doesn't. So why should I love it? lol
    Because he doesn't give you oral cancer.

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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya
    Quote Originally Posted by Falisa
    Quote Originally Posted by Keno
    Quote Originally Posted by Falisa
    I saw the title and thought it was a good reason to make my hubby stop bugging me for it all the time. But DAMNIT
    Maybe I can give you some marriage advice.

    Learn to love it... That is all.
    It should go both ways though. And it doesn't. So why should I love it? lol
    Because he doesn't give you oral cancer.
    Oh Kuya, you always know just what to say.

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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    penile cancer and anal cancer – risks for males that generally don’t get the same attention as cervical cancer.


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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    If I get head, she gets muff dive. Thats always been my rule.

    This is interesting though. Guess I'll have to stop hitting up the taco bar.

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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya
    Some scientists just told me that existing gives you cancer.
    Thread winnar.

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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sho
    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya
    Some scientists just told me that existing gives you cancer.
    Thread winnar.
    You think its funny, but in a sense it is true...

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    YOU BLACK, MIDNIGHT, EVIL MOTHERFUCKERS!!! BLACK MAGIC, DARKNESS!!! YOU RAW, DARKNESS!!! YOU, FUCKING, DELIRIOUS MOTHERFUCKER!
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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    Quote Originally Posted by Boyiee
    Quote Originally Posted by Sho
    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya
    Some scientists just told me that existing gives you cancer.
    Thread winnar.
    You think its funny, but in a sense it is true...
    Indeed, it's similar to what my dad always told me as a kid-- why I found it funny and truthful. "Too much of anything can hurt you," the extreme of "hurtful" is usually cancer lol. Just about everything in this world can give one cancer, so why worry?

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