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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    Quote Originally Posted by Heian
    If I get head, she gets muff dive. Thats always been my rule.
    If everyone lived by this, the world would be a much better place imo. It already hard enough to get guys to go down without them making excuses without this "Fuck no I don't wanna get Cervical Cancer in my throat" -.-

    It seems like everything gives you cancer these days. I'm going to laugh when they link some connection between Masturbation and Having sex more than __ times a week as a cause of cancer, then we're all screwed.

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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze
    Quote Originally Posted by Heian
    If I get head, she gets muff dive. Thats always been my rule.
    If everyone lived by this, the world would be a much better place imo. It already hard enough to get guys to go down without them making excuses without this "Fuck no I don't wanna get Cervical Cancer in my throat" -.-

    It seems like everything gives you cancer these days. I'm going to laugh when they link some connection between Masturbation and Having sex more than __ times a week as a cause of cancer, then we're all screwed.
    I also live by this rule. My gf doesn't eat really and she just tastes great, I rather give her most of the time. I don't know if the meat thing affects women the same as it does men, but I would assume so as she's completely different than anyone else I've ever been with. As for cancer, it's only going to get more common because of how much oxygen we are losing in our atmosphere.

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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    What the fuck ever. Everything is bad for you nowadays. If I want to give my girlfriend head I'm going to give her head, end of story.

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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze
    Quote Originally Posted by Heian
    If I get head, she gets muff dive. Thats always been my rule.
    It already hard enough to get guys to go down without them making excuses without this "Fuck no I don't wanna get Cervical Cancer in my throat" -.-
    I bet a lot of guys think the same way about girls... I dont have any issues with going down on my girl... even with this new threat of cancer. Meh, I'm only gonna live once, might as well enjoy sex while I can.

    I just dont get the whole, "I dont want to do oral" thing anyways. I mean its all just skin... for the most part. I wouldn't put my dick somewhere I wouldn't put my tounge, put it that way.

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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    Quote Originally Posted by Day
    I mean its all just skin... for the most part. I wouldn't put my dick somewhere I wouldn't put my tounge, put it that way.
    you make a good arguement, I don't have anything else to add at this time.

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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    you guys need to remember.

    "The sexually transmitted virus that causes cervical cancer in women is poised to become one of the leading causes of oral cancer in men, according to a new study."

    monogamy. marriage etc. eat up guys.

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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    Quote Originally Posted by Alleya
    Dental dams.
    I just noticed this post and noooooooooooooooo............

    I honestly rather not have it at all than get it while its covered in Saran Wrap

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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    I'll just have to get my girlfriend to stop eating meat.

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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    Quote Originally Posted by Vail
    Quote Originally Posted by Day
    I mean its all just skin... for the most part. I wouldn't put my dick somewhere I wouldn't put my tounge, put it that way.
    you make a good arguement, I don't have anything else to add at this time.
    So you'd stick your dick in peperoni pizza?

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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    I wouldn't be against the idea.

    Edit: Actually, I didn't say I'd stick my dick everywhere I'd stick my tounge. K?

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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya
    Quote Originally Posted by Vail
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    I mean its all just skin... for the most part. I wouldn't put my dick somewhere I wouldn't put my tounge, put it that way.
    you make a good arguement, I don't have anything else to add at this time.
    So you'd stick your dick in peperoni pizza?
    Kinda funny, a pepperoni pizza just arrived.... and ya know.... well, maybe... Either way, I should post pics.

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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    Quote Originally Posted by Boyiee
    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya
    Quote Originally Posted by Vail
    Quote Originally Posted by Day
    I mean its all just skin... for the most part. I wouldn't put my dick somewhere I wouldn't put my tounge, put it that way.
    you make a good arguement, I don't have anything else to add at this time.
    So you'd stick your dick in peperoni pizza?
    Kinda funny, a pepperoni pizza just arrived.... and ya know.... well, maybe... Either way, I should post pics.
    Who wants pizza with extra dick cheese?
    Quote Originally Posted by Day
    Edit: Actually, I didn't say I'd stick my dick everywhere I'd stick my tounge. K?
    It's good to know you wouldn't stick your dick in her ear then.

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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    Hey now, I didn't say all that, I mean upon request I may put my dick in an ear.

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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    The conclusion is that, it's all arbitrary. Dick goes in hole A, but it does not mean toungue goes in hole A, like anal, and toungue may go in hole B but it does not mean dick goes in hole B, like a spicy bean burrito.

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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    Mmmm burritos......

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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya
    SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    The conclusion is that, it's all arbitrary. Dick goes in hole A, but it does not mean toungue goes in hole A, like anal, and toungue may go in hole B but it does not mean dick goes in hole B, like a spicy bean burrito.
    Exactly, but the point still stands that if it's something I wont stick my tounge in, then I'm probably not sticking my dick in it.

    Edit: How was your dick pizza boyiee?

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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    the day i stop giving oral is a sad day for females

    Someone would have to rip out my mouth for me to stop. With great power comes great responsibility, I've been given a gift and I must not stop giving it

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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes11
    the day i stop giving oral is a sad day for females

    Someone would have to rip out my mouth for me to stop. With great power comes great responsibility, I've been given a gift and I must not stop giving it
    *six months later*

    Its herpes.

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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    Quote Originally Posted by Day
    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya
    SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    The conclusion is that, it's all arbitrary. Dick goes in hole A, but it does not mean toungue goes in hole A, like anal, and toungue may go in hole B but it does not mean dick goes in hole B, like a spicy bean burrito.
    Exactly, but the point still stands that if it's something I wont stick my tounge in, then I'm probably not sticking my dick in it.

    Edit: How was your dick pizza boyiee?
    I didn't eat that part after, but it was quite good. Stung a little as I just saved recently, i got pics though.

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    Re: Oral sex is bad, mmkay.

    Quote Originally Posted by ertyu
    What the fuck ever. Everything is bad for you nowadays. If I want to give my girlfriend head I'm going to give her head, end of story.
    I got a completely wrong image after reading that.

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