Online Dating Practical Joke

[Metah]

I fully support this.

[Chreman]

Do it and spare us not one juicy detail.

And to everyone else, let them discover the error of their ways through experience. Tragedy is more overtaken by hilarity the further you are from ground zero imo.

[Tajin]

Go for it you sick bastard.

[DragonCloud64]

This sounds so awsome, please do it

and make sure to post the lulz afterwards.

[Neosutra]

That plan is pretty fucked up. I hope at some point you realize this is wrong to do. Thanks for adding more misery to this world. Reminds me of those two teenage girls without remorse in that other thread. But I guess people care about innocent girl scouts and not random stock boys.

Well..

A human defines its current psychological state as an approximate difference between the suffering and pleasure it has experienced. Those who have experienced great sufferings or great pleasures, may find pain/comfort in things another person wouldnt feel anything for. That being said, these individuals are allowing this person to experience an entirely new lvl of suck, in which he should thank them, for widening his emotional expressive pallet.

Thereby, the evil and corrupt of this world are responsible for everything good. Join me, and my legion of darkness in our crusade for good!

And keep us updated of this project's progress.

[Correction]

"Hay guys I really hate this socially awkward teenager but my meathead friend and I can't be bothered to do our own dirty work so how about some free help /bg/? What do you say? Advance the cause of bullying on the internet and make this guy pay for not knowing how to talk to me!"

[Charla]

At least he isn't asking /bg/ to be his personal army.

[Chreman]

Even though we totally would

[Day]

One of the more retarded ideas I've read in quite a while.

Even though we totally would

I disagree.

[Kuya]

This looks like a nice way to make something come back to bite you in the ass.

[Chreman]

One of the more retarded ideas I've read in quite a while.

Even though we totally would

I disagree.

Your lack of faith in the lulz disturbs me.

[Demosthenes11]

K-K-K-K-KARMA BREAKER

[Day]

One of the more retarded ideas I've read in quite a while.

Even though we totally would

I disagree.

Your lack of faith in the lulz disturbs me.

Don't really give a shit about lulz. This is retarded.

[Starfire]

I hope you realize how low you would stoop to do something like this.

For one, it really can have a long term effect on a person
And from what you say, he really doesn't deserve this, at all.

This isn't a practical joke either
this is just cold-blooded cruelty.
It's like something some of the assholes at my high school would do.
Not funny. At all.

Just because you don't like someone, doesn't mean you should go all middle-school on his ass
You're really only as big as what you do. And hiding behind something like this, and pretending to be someone, makes you kinda small.

If you have to do something, just don't stoop THIS low.
Do something that wouldn't have such an impact.

[BerenTebogo]

This is hilarious and I fully endorse this.

Making people hate themselves is always funny, I don't know what's wrong with you people.

[Elmer the Pointy]

So on one of the networks in Japan they have this program where they show shocking news from AROUND THE WORLD. They do it Rescue 911 style, with actors putting on a dramatization of the events and all.

Anyway, just last night the story was about a 47 year-old bald Mario-looking guy with a crappy wife. He finds refuge on the internet wooing an 18 year-old hottie. Of course, he lies and shows a fake picture from Google to keep the correspondence going.

Things heat up, and she sends more pics and then her panties through the mail. The guy is nuts about her and continually sneaks time on the computer to chat. Eventually, his world is shattered when the harpy of a wife intercepts the next package, opening it to find more panties and a picture of an 18 year-old.

Now, the wife apparently is more clever than we think, because she continues her investigation by logging into his computer, finding more pics, chat logs, and the fake picture her husband had used. Not only that, she goes into the chat room her husband used, and reveals to the girl that her online lover is really a 47 year-old Mario look-a-like, who is married, and has no business talking to her.

Now here is where all the pieces come together to form the Triforce of Drama. The young, hot girl is taken aback by this revelation, but needs confirmation. She goes to chat with Mario's friend and coworker, Thomas. Thomas is a strapping young lad who works with Mario doing mechanic stuff or something. Now, Thomas introduced our intrepid hero to the internet, but had no clue about his shady goings-ons. So when hottie asks him about Mario, he of course spills the beans, not knowing there's a problem. Of course, his curiosity is also piqued, so he presses for more information, receiving a picture of our beauty on the beach. Thomas is mesmerized, and continues to build a relationship.

Meanwhile, poor Mario is desperate to continue chatting with the hottie, but their chatroom of love is full! Every day he checks, and every day it is inaccessible. What the frick? Well, unbeknownst to him, unbeknownst isn't recognized by Firefox's spell check. But what's even more troubling, is that Thomas has occupied his place in the chatroom he used to call home. His worst fears are realized at work, where Thomas admits that he has fallen in like with the hottie and wishes to pursue a real relationship with her.

Crestfallen, Mario does what any sane person would do; he dons a ski mask and takes out his beloved underling with a sniper rifle. But here's the shocking part of the story: as Mario is being questioned by some cops, it is revealed that the 18 year-old hottie was in fact, all along, some fat ass house wife sending pictures and panties that weren't even hers! If that's not irony, then I need a new dictionary.

I hope you enjoyed my little story, and if you found some kind of moral lesson in there, all the better.

[Kuya]

Would it be considered redundant to say that i love you, Elmer?

[archibaldcrane]

Unbeknownst is just a bastardized form of unbeknown anyway, they mean the same thing and are the same part of speech.

Plus, Elmer rules. Someone should make a compilation of stories about girls misrepresenting their looks on the internet (or guys impersonating girls) - a compendium of sorts, so that guys entering into a e-lationship can reference it when demanding shots of shoe on head or the like.

[Pun]

There was a movie made that somewhat relates to this with Drew Barrymore (sp)...can't remember the name. Long story short: you're gonna wreck him and feel like a giant, giant, bloody, stretched asshole.

[FrogBoiler]

So, first if all, those of you haters, I fully appreciate your opinion. I never said I wasn't a douche, and if I hate douches and I am a douche, well then look at me I'm hypocritical.

The dent in the car thing isn't the reason we're doing it, that happened awhile ago, that was just an example of what hes like (PS, he actually did do it we found out later).

Anyways, I won't be sparing any details, other than the guy's name and the name of our imaginary girl.

And to you supporters, we'll be up and running in about a week. We have to make this girl look real so I'm inviting a bunch of ppl to her Facebook and stuff like that.

And yes, we're just doing it for the lulz.