Online Dating Practical Joke

[Tajin]

http://blog.sellsiusrealestate.com/w.../uncle-sam.jpg

Edit: World is full of idiots, not targeting this to U.S. citizens only.

[Xiona]

youre pretty much just asking to get locked up in a basement by someone whos finally snapped haha

[Kuya]

I remember when this guy tried to get /b/ to be his personal army and he started boasting about what he was going to do to, i think, some teacher. Little did he know that /b/ also likes to troll trolls and i belive they reported him to the cops and had the guy arrested. Or some shit like that.

[Stumblingdrunk]

So, first if all, those of you haters, I fully appreciate your opinion. I never said I wasn't a douche, and if I hate douches and I am a douche, well then look at me I'm hypocritical.

The dent in the car thing isn't the reason we're doing it, that happened awhile ago, that was just an example of what hes like (PS, he actually did do it we found out later).

Anyways, I won't be sparing any details, other than the guy's name and the name of our imaginary girl.

And to you supporters, we'll be up and running in about a week. We have to make this girl look real so I'm inviting a bunch of ppl to her Facebook and stuff like that.

And yes, we're just doing it for the lulz.

i sincerely hope he kills you with fire

[Neosutra]

So, first if all, those of you haters, I fully appreciate your opinion. I never said I wasn't a douche, and if I hate douches and I am a douche, well then look at me I'm hypocritical.

The dent in the car thing isn't the reason we're doing it, that happened awhile ago, that was just an example of what hes like (PS, he actually did do it we found out later).

Anyways, I won't be sparing any details, other than the guy's name and the name of our imaginary girl.

And to you supporters, we'll be up and running in about a week. We have to make this girl look real so I'm inviting a bunch of ppl to her Facebook and stuff like that.

And yes, we're just doing it for the lulz.

i sincerely hope he kills you with fire

Actually....


Get a girly looking guy to put of tranny pics, that use lighting and good angles to make him look like a good looking chick. Then corrospond with him for as long as you can via internet. Then after you have him hooked/in love, have a strip tease on camera, with him dressed completely as a girl, so the guy is getting turned on. Then right when the guy is mid wack, untuck the package and mind fuck him, further castrating his heterosexuality and scaring him for life.

Make sure to get him on camera wacking off to it and his response (he will agree if they have both moved to web cam stage).

It will be the greatest thing any man has ever done.

[Charla]

This may be redundant, but Elmer officially wins this thread.

Also, I read about that backraid on ED the other day. Here it is.

[Ksandra]

I remember when this guy tried to get /b/ to be his personal army and he started boasting about what he was going to do to, i think, some teacher. Little did he know that /b/ also likes to troll trolls and i belive they reported him to the cops and had the guy arrested. Or some shit like that.

I like this idea, let's report!

[Melena]

this is just not going to end well by any stretch of the imagination.

[Rocl]

Nothing I say will probably convince you not to do it, so just be sure to post the results for epic lulz.

[Krye]

Don't do anything that would make yourself vulnerable, like posting a link to the Facebook here.

If you place yourself in a position to be sabotaged, these douchebags will instantly jump at the opportunity.

I don't know you, I don't know the guy, so I have to fear the worst possibilities if this guy is alerted to your plan.

But as long as you know what the fuck you're doing, you're careful, and you can pull it off, I say go for it.

[archibaldcrane]

Don't do anything that would make yourself vulnerable, like posting a link to the Facebook here.

If you place yourself in a position to be sabotaged, these douchebags will instantly jump at the opportunity.

I don't know you, I don't know the guy, so I have to fear the worst possibilities if this guy is alerted to your plan.

But as long as you know what the fuck you're doing, you're careful, and you can pull it off, I say go for it.

Damnit Kyre, there's just as much lulz in his potential failure as his potential success, don't give him tips - we need an even playing field here.

[Fallso]

Nah - say he fucks it up. We prolly won't hear about it and we'll be all like "well that bollocks".

If he succeeds..now, that's a different lulzwagon altogether

[Krye]

I was going to say that if cartboy falls for this plan, then he deserves this shit for delving into the internet with no fucking clue what he's doing.

Then I remembered the part where they're actually going to get a female to play the part.

So none of my getting a sign, talking on the phone, actually seeing the girl on webcam precautions would matter.

I feel kind of bad for the guy This isn't an even playing field at all.

[gandorf]

If you are for some reason killed while doing this have your friend come here and post results.

[Lordwafik]

Like someone's gonna move out of their house just because some e-chick told them to. Seriously, think out a plan before you ask for help. Moving out = big money and decision.


PS : It'd be a kicker if he was secretly gay, and your plan falls apart.

[Day]

Why is the OP being such a pussy in the first place? Punch the dude in the ear if you got this big of a problem with him.

This girl I work with had someone make a fake myspace with her number and picture posted on it, and some of the nastiest, meanest shit I've ever read. Within 4 hours, about 8 guys, with obviously no brain, called her number and was harassing her, she talked to one of the guys long enough to figure out where they were getting the number. She had a feeling it was one of two guys we work with, so since I work in tech support, I did a little investigating. Sure enough this douche left the page in his temporary internet files. I printed out everything she needed, and she took it to the police. He spent two days in jail, got 40+ hours community service, and that's on his permanent record.

I can only hope something similar happens to you. The only potential "lulz" I see here is this shit blowing up in your face. You see I think a lot of us would be behind you if you had some kind of decent reason to do this. Goddamn you are making want to throw the rl card in your face.

[Obev]

I see nothing that could possibly go wrong with this plan. Godspeed.

[DragonCloud64]

Crestfallen, Mario does what any sane person would do; he dons a ski mask and takes out his beloved underling with a sniper rifle.

wait wut

[Octavious]

This is how the world ends,
Not with a bang, but with a whimper.

I wouldn't feel right doing this to someone even if they were a douche. Screwing with someone's mind over a potential love interest never ends well and will probably lead to something bad...

That being said, I expect post results as well because as Rocl said earlier at least post the lulz since we can't stop you. :D

[Kael]

You sound more of a douche then the guy you're playing a trick on.