Online Dating Practical Joke

[octopus]

Why is the OP being such a pussy in the first place? Punch the dude in the ear if you got this big of a problem with him.

This girl I work with had someone make a fake myspace with her number and picture posted on it, and some of the nastiest, meanest shit I've ever read. Within 4 hours, about 8 guys, with obviously no brain, called her number and was harassing her, she talked to one of the guys long enough to figure out where they were getting the number. She had a feeling it was one of two guys we work with, so since I work in tech support, I did a little investigating. Sure enough this douche left the page in his temporary internet files. I printed out everything she needed, and she took it to the police. He spent two days in jail, got 40+ hours community service, and that's on his permanent record.

I can only hope something similar happens to you. The only potential "lulz" I see here is this shit blowing up in your face. You see I think a lot of us would be behind you if you had some kind of decent reason to do this. Goddamn you are making want to throw the rl card in your face.

I have to say. You're the man! :D Nice job.

[Norelco]

Ok, so my best friend and I are in the middle of preparing a practical joke to play on someone we work with. We're creating a fake girl online, complete with e-mail, Facebook profile and a fake life. We're going to talk to him and try to get them into an online relationship and, ultimately, get him to move out of his parent's house in the hopes that shes going to come and live with him.

But, I've been unable to find good pics of a girl to use, I need self-taken pics, things like that. My buddy suggested a model but that wouldn't work. And we can't use one of our friends cause they might run into each other. Also, we might need naked pics if he asks for them.

If anyone can point me in the right direction that would be great.

Also, I'm going to document the progress of this on video and LiveJournal, probably once a week.

You're an asshole.

[kuronosan]

Ok, so my best friend and I are in the middle of preparing a practical joke to play on someone we work with. We're creating a fake girl online, complete with e-mail, Facebook profile and a fake life. We're going to talk to him and try to get them into an online relationship and, ultimately, get him to move out of his parent's house in the hopes that shes going to come and live with him.

But, I've been unable to find good pics of a girl to use, I need self-taken pics, things like that. My buddy suggested a model but that wouldn't work. And we can't use one of our friends cause they might run into each other. Also, we might need naked pics if he asks for them.

If anyone can point me in the right direction that would be great.

Also, I'm going to document the progress of this on video and LiveJournal, probably once a week.

It wasn't funny on CollegeHumor, and it's not funny now. Quit being a fucking douche while you're ahead of yourself. Even if he is a douche, do you think it's funny to get someone to move out and get their hopes up like that? You don't know the shit he has to go through, and frankly you could be digging your own grave if he ever found out it was you.

Fucking idiots like you are the reason school shootings happen. Between you and shitty parents, it's no wonder our society is so fucked up.

[Rescue]

Ok, so my best friend and I are in the middle of preparing a practical joke to play on someone we work with. We're creating a fake girl online, complete with e-mail, Facebook profile and a fake life. We're going to talk to him and try to get them into an online relationship and, ultimately, get him to move out of his parent's house in the hopes that shes going to come and live with him.

But, I've been unable to find good pics of a girl to use, I need self-taken pics, things like that. My buddy suggested a model but that wouldn't work. And we can't use one of our friends cause they might run into each other. Also, we might need naked pics if he asks for them.

If anyone can point me in the right direction that would be great.

Also, I'm going to document the progress of this on video and LiveJournal, probably once a week.

It wasn't funny on CollegeHumor, and it's not funny now. Quit being a fucking douche while you're ahead of yourself. Even if he is a douche, do you think it's funny to get someone to move out and get their hopes up like that? You don't know the shit he has to go through, and frankly you could be digging your own grave if he ever found out it was you.

Fucking idiots like you are the reason school shootings happen. Between you and shitty parents, it's no wonder our society is so fucked up.

So true

[Exoduso]

This really won't end well.

With that said, we expect full emails, phone call recordings, and aim logs for lulz.

[Rem]

To the OP: If you die can I have your stuffs of value?

[Feielle]

I think that story about "Mario" was also in an issue of WIRED I read a little while ago.

But yeah, this will be just fine.

Question: how are you going to get this guy to pack up all his shit and actually move out without someone else's name on the lease? God knows (maybe this kid is that stupid) I wouldn't just walk into an apartment complex and write my name on the dotted line if I'd never even MET the person.

The eventual need to talk on the phone will also hold you up a bit.

[Luto]

A) Have her live in another state and want to move in with him.
B) He goes and gets his place expecting her to move in after the place gets finalized/settled.
C) lulz

[sunb1ind]

The measure of how far this dude will go into this setup is like using a ruler for his stupidity.

He makes it to the point of moving out of his own house? That's a couple meters of dumbass right there.

I predict if he's your average arrogant prick then he'll atleast stop after the point of wanting a phone #

[Intense]

With that said, we expect full emails, phone call recordings, and aim logs for lulz.

So we can be like "OMG HE THINKS SHES REAL, LOOK AT HIM yeah.. ok... this lost its novetly and its only been 5 seconds."

[DragonCloud64]

If this guy isn't as stupid as we think he is, all of this will have been for nothing!

[Killgannon]

this will fail if he has half a brain
1) phone calls
2) he will want to meet before moving in
3) you will slip up because you're obviously retarded
4) you're a fucking moronic douche

[Not Kuno]

Don't do it.

[clover]

this is the worst idea i have ever heard in my life.
what has this person done to deserve this? a dent from a shopping cart does not count.

[Intense]

this is the worst idea i have ever heard in my life.
what has this person done to deserve this? a dent from a shopping cart does not count.

"Hes mean!"

[Stumblingdrunk]

Fucking idiots like you are the reason school shootings happen. Between you and shitty parents, it's no wonder our society is so fucked up.

QFT

[Penthesilea]

Fucking idiots like you are the reason school shootings happen. Between you and shitty parents, it's no wonder our society is so fucked up.

Honestly, if someone would go on a shooting rampage over an online prank, their shit was fucked up to begin with. Do it right!

Who in their right mind would move out, obviously the guy would be strung along until he wised up and realized what was happening...

[Stumblingdrunk]

Fucking idiots like you are the reason school shootings happen. Between you and shitty parents, it's no wonder our society is so fucked up.

Honestly, if someone would go on a shooting rampage over an online prank, their shit was fucked up to begin with. .

So because someone is not so well off if i push them past their breaking point its their fault? You're either retarded, or Rydiu

[Max™]

I'm with Ryko, every time I've ever bumped into some dildo in a chatroom talking about killing themselves, I can't help but cheer them on, even offer advice.

My favorite is to go into a lengthy outline, asking if they have a brick handy, and some string.

If so, take the string and tie it to the brick, place the brick on the edge of a table, and hang the string over the side. Now lay on your back with the string touching your nose, and pull the string slowly but firmly til something happens.

I've yet to actually get anyone to brick themselves in the face, but goddammit a man can dream can't he?

I say go for it, it's horrible, inhuman, and cruel, but it's pretty funny.

[Day]

Maybe you haven't succeeded, but someone has. I'm sure those people joking that girl that killed herself thought it was pretty funny too. It'd be hilarious if that happened here wouldn't it? I know I'd be in stitches. God what a bunch of douches.