Car accident... LAWL!

[Alleya]

You know what I like is when the psycho ass black people near my school who have their stereos blasting so loud that it scrambles their frontal lobe and causes them to come to a stop in the middle of the road perpendicular to oncoming traffic, ie, ME, in a 50mph zone. Blocking both lanes as they attempt to merge in the other direction, without looking for oncoming traffic in either direction until they're half way into the street. Then giving me dirty looks and flashing middle fingers/gang signs when I screech to a halt leaning on my horn and praying to whatever deity may or may not exist that the person behind me is paying attention.

One day the roads are going to be wet and I won't be able to stop in time, and I'm gonna be pretty pissed off when I end up killing someone because they're too stupid to check the fucking street.

[Furtwangler]

You know what I like is when the psycho ass black people near my school who have their stereos blasting so loud that it scrambles their frontal lobe and causes them to come to a stop in the middle of the road perpendicular to oncoming traffic, ie, ME, in a 50mph zone. Blocking both lanes as they attempt to merge in the other direction, without looking for oncoming traffic in either direction until they're half way into the street. Then giving me dirty looks and flashing middle fingers/gang signs when I screech to a halt leaning on my horn and praying to whatever deity may or may not exist that the person behind me is paying attention.

One day the roads are going to be wet and I won't be able to stop in time, and I'm gonna be pretty pissed off when I end up killing someone because they're too stupid to check the fucking street.

racist

[Marcicus]

You know what I like is when the psycho ass black people near my school who have their stereos blasting so loud that it scrambles their frontal lobe and causes them to come to a stop in the middle of the road perpendicular to oncoming traffic, ie, ME, in a 50mph zone. Blocking both lanes as they attempt to merge in the other direction, without looking for oncoming traffic in either direction until they're half way into the street. Then giving me dirty looks and flashing middle fingers/gang signs when I screech to a halt leaning on my horn and praying to whatever deity may or may not exist that the person behind me is paying attention.

One day the roads are going to be wet and I won't be able to stop in time, and I'm gonna be pretty pissed off when I end up killing someone because they're too stupid to check the fucking street.

racist

Beat me to it.

[Kametatsu]

One time i saw a guy on a bicycle rear end a car waiting at a red light... i lol'd pretty hard irl.

Some drivers, of every sort, are stupid

[Tokitoki]

One of my roommates got hit by a car yesterday. His shoe flew off his foot, his MP3 player went flying, then he landed on his ass. He said he remembered flying through the air and then getting carried to the side of the road.

The first thing he said after getting hit was "You had a red light you asshole!" Then he asked for a Big Mac and a personal keepsake so that he can remember what happened. The guy gave him $4 and a little medallion with St. Christopher on it. St. Christopher is the patron saint of safe passage, kind of ironic.

Turns out the guy who hit him was an undercover cop.

[Blarg]

One of my roommates got hit by a car yesterday. His shoe flew off his foot, his MP3 player went flying, then he landed on his ass. He said he remembered flying through the air and then getting carried to the side of the road.

The first thing he said after getting hit was "You had a red light you asshole!" Then he asked for a Big Mac and a personal keepsake so that he can remember what happened. The guy gave him $4 and a little medallion with St. Christopher on it. St. Christopher is the patron saint of safe passage, kind of ironic.

Turns out the guy who hit him was an undercover cop.

He sprinkled crack on your friend when he was unconscious.

[Alleya]

You know what I like is when the psycho ass black people near my school who have their stereos blasting so loud that it scrambles their frontal lobe and causes them to come to a stop in the middle of the road perpendicular to oncoming traffic, ie, ME, in a 50mph zone. Blocking both lanes as they attempt to merge in the other direction, without looking for oncoming traffic in either direction until they're half way into the street. Then giving me dirty looks and flashing middle fingers/gang signs when I screech to a halt leaning on my horn and praying to whatever deity may or may not exist that the person behind me is paying attention.

One day the roads are going to be wet and I won't be able to stop in time, and I'm gonna be pretty pissed off when I end up killing someone because they're too stupid to check the fucking street.

racist

It's only black people because the white people in that area are too stupid/white trashy to own cars and instead jaywalk across said 50mph zone without looking. Or drive their lawn mowers around on the median.

[Lordwafik]

You know what I like is when the psycho ass black people near my school who have their stereos blasting so loud that it scrambles their frontal lobe and causes them to come to a stop in the middle of the road perpendicular to oncoming traffic, ie, ME, in a 50mph zone. Blocking both lanes as they attempt to merge in the other direction, without looking for oncoming traffic in either direction until they're half way into the street. Then giving me dirty looks and flashing middle fingers/gang signs when I screech to a halt leaning on my horn and praying to whatever deity may or may not exist that the person behind me is paying attention.

One day the roads are going to be wet and I won't be able to stop in time, and I'm gonna be pretty pissed off when I end up killing someone because they're too stupid to check the fucking street.

racist

Fyi chinese people can't drive either.

[Tokitoki]

One of my roommates got hit by a car yesterday. His shoe flew off his foot, his MP3 player went flying, then he landed on his ass. He said he remembered flying through the air and then getting carried to the side of the road.

The first thing he said after getting hit was "You had a red light you asshole!" Then he asked for a Big Mac and a personal keepsake so that he can remember what happened. The guy gave him $4 and a little medallion with St. Christopher on it. St. Christopher is the patron saint of safe passage, kind of ironic.

Turns out the guy who hit him was an undercover cop.

He sprinkled crack on your friend when he was unconscious.

Nah, he was too busy looking for $4 for a Big Mac so my roommate wouldnt end up suing him.

[Heian]

You know what I like is when the psycho ass black people near my school who have their stereos blasting so loud that it scrambles their frontal lobe and causes them to come to a stop in the middle of the road perpendicular to oncoming traffic, ie, ME, in a 50mph zone. Blocking both lanes as they attempt to merge in the other direction, without looking for oncoming traffic in either direction until they're half way into the street. Then giving me dirty looks and flashing middle fingers/gang signs when I screech to a halt leaning on my horn and praying to whatever deity may or may not exist that the person behind me is paying attention.

One day the roads are going to be wet and I won't be able to stop in time, and I'm gonna be pretty pissed off when I end up killing someone because they're too stupid to check the fucking street.

You would be doing the world a favor anyways.

[Mysterio]

It won't necessarily speed up you getting a new car.

If the repairs are more than 50% of the vehicles value it'll be written off, but if it isn't it'll be repaired and given back to you. If it's judged at-fault on her end she'll be paying your deductible. From the sounds of it you won't be out any money, just time and stress.

[Furtwangler]

You know what I like is when the psycho ass black people near my school who have their stereos blasting so loud that it scrambles their frontal lobe and causes them to come to a stop in the middle of the road perpendicular to oncoming traffic, ie, ME, in a 50mph zone. Blocking both lanes as they attempt to merge in the other direction, without looking for oncoming traffic in either direction until they're half way into the street. Then giving me dirty looks and flashing middle fingers/gang signs when I screech to a halt leaning on my horn and praying to whatever deity may or may not exist that the person behind me is paying attention.

One day the roads are going to be wet and I won't be able to stop in time, and I'm gonna be pretty pissed off when I end up killing someone because they're too stupid to check the fucking street.

racist

Fyi chinese people can't drive either.

the racist was kinda /sarcasm, but omg don't even talk about chinese ppl driving, idk if you consider them the same as koreans, no offense to them, I used to live and still have family in the NJ area by NYC and koreans are everywhere I don't care about them anywhere else but in their cars because they drive horrible.

[Exoduso]

lol, I actually feel a little better about the car accident I told you about on Thursday now... >.>

[Ikith]

It won't necessarily speed up you getting a new car.

If the repairs are more than 50% of the vehicles value it'll be written off, but if it isn't it'll be repaired and given back to you. If it's judged at-fault on her end she'll be paying your deductible. From the sounds of it you won't be out any money, just time and stress.

Either way I'm getting a new car... My car that was in the wreck does not have collision repair on it! So I talked to my dad that car will have its fuel "transferred" into my grandmas car and I will be driving it until next week when I get a new car (My car has a full tank since I filled it before the accident thank god my car didn't esplode)

[Aerin]

Fyi chinese people can't drive either.

the racist was kinda /sarcasm, but omg don't even talk about chinese ppl driving, idk if you consider them the same as koreans, no offense to them, I used to live and still have family in the NJ area by NYC and koreans are everywhere I don't care about them anywhere else but in their cars because they drive horrible.

The Japanese are the only asians that can really drive. Too bad we get stereotyped with the rest ...

If only we didn't all look the same... like black people

[Lordwafik]

You know what I like is when the psycho ass black people near my school who have their stereos blasting so loud that it scrambles their frontal lobe and causes them to come to a stop in the middle of the road perpendicular to oncoming traffic, ie, ME, in a 50mph zone. Blocking both lanes as they attempt to merge in the other direction, without looking for oncoming traffic in either direction until they're half way into the street. Then giving me dirty looks and flashing middle fingers/gang signs when I screech to a halt leaning on my horn and praying to whatever deity may or may not exist that the person behind me is paying attention.

One day the roads are going to be wet and I won't be able to stop in time, and I'm gonna be pretty pissed off when I end up killing someone because they're too stupid to check the fucking street.

racist

Fyi chinese people can't drive either.

the racist was kinda /sarcasm, but omg don't even talk about chinese ppl driving, idk if you consider them the same as koreans, no offense to them, I used to live and still have family in the NJ area by NYC and koreans are everywhere I don't care about them anywhere else but in their cars because they drive horrible.

fyi everyone with slanty eyes are chinese.

[Melena]

You know what I like is when the psycho ass black people near my school who have their stereos blasting so loud that it scrambles their frontal lobe and causes them to come to a stop in the middle of the road perpendicular to oncoming traffic, ie, ME, in a 50mph zone. Blocking both lanes as they attempt to merge in the other direction, without looking for oncoming traffic in either direction until they're half way into the street. Then giving me dirty looks and flashing middle fingers/gang signs when I screech to a halt leaning on my horn and praying to whatever deity may or may not exist that the person behind me is paying attention.

One day the roads are going to be wet and I won't be able to stop in time, and I'm gonna be pretty pissed off when I end up killing someone because they're too stupid to check the fucking street.

racist

Fyi chinese people can't drive either.

the racist was kinda /sarcasm, but omg don't even talk about chinese ppl driving, idk if you consider them the same as koreans, no offense to them, I used to live and still have family in the NJ area by NYC and koreans are everywhere I don't care about them anywhere else but in their cars because they drive horrible.

fyi everyone with slanty eyes are chinese.

my sup at work who is chinese even admits that his race does not know how to drive.

[Norelco]

Add people from NJ as well.

[Dexy]

I believe in the unholy triad. Old people, Women and Coloured people cannot drive. Next time you see someone doing something moronic on the road, take a look at the driver. 99% of the time, it is one of them. The other 1% being white men on mobile phones.

[octopus]

lol... the other day I saw a Chinese(?) old grandma driving next to me... I had to get out of the way!