I used to work at a small Thai Restaurant and occasionally we would get someone who wants a delivery. The owner didn't want me to go out because I answered the phones (her english wasn't that great) but she also didn't have her own car (she was insured however). Solution? She takes me car.
HUGE fuckin mistake. She crashed it into a parked car as she pulled into a driveway to turn around. Of course, she was smart enough to get the hell out of there before anyone saw her. Both of my headlights were smashed and my bumper needed to be fixed afterwards. Then I quit.
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