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    Car accident... LAWL!

    So I was driving to class almost ready to turn in to the drive along the school when some van decides to pull out when I'm half way past her and smacks the drivers side of my car! Pulling out into oncoming traffic or being a dipshit? I couldn't even fucking avoid it at 25 mph! God damn.

    So pissed off.

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    Re: Car accident... LAWL!

    poidh



    but srsly, that sucks.

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    Re: Car accident... LAWL!

    Damn! She missed.


    jk, atleast you are ok and able to joke about it now.

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    Re: Car accident... LAWL!

    Did she stop at least? Was she hot? Probably not if she was driving a van.

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    Van? Probably the lunch lady.

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    Re: Car accident... LAWL!

    Quote Originally Posted by Norelco
    Did she stop at least? Was she hot? Probably not if she was driving a van.
    I didn't think she was going to stop because she kept going! I had my camera phone out following her slowly and I took a picture of her plate just in case she didn't. But she did after a few seconds. Also no she wasn't hot and she had 2 kids.

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    Re: Car accident... LAWL!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ikith
    Quote Originally Posted by Norelco
    Did she stop at least? Was she hot? Probably not if she was driving a van.
    Also no she wasn't hot and she had 2 kids.
    At least you know she knows how to fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ikith
    Quote Originally Posted by Norelco
    Did she stop at least? Was she hot? Probably not if she was driving a van.
    I didn't think she was going to stop because she kept going! I had my camera phone out following her slowly and I took a picture of her plate just in case she didn't. But she did after a few seconds. Also no she wasn't hot and she had 2 kids.
    Thank you. Carry on.

    Did she apologize/give you her phone number/insurance info? Were you like "wtf were you thinking?"

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    Re: Car accident... LAWL!

    BG forums, attorney at law.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norelco
    Quote Originally Posted by Ikith
    Quote Originally Posted by Norelco
    Did she stop at least? Was she hot? Probably not if she was driving a van.
    I didn't think she was going to stop because she kept going! I had my camera phone out following her slowly and I took a picture of her plate just in case she didn't. But she did after a few seconds. Also no she wasn't hot and she had 2 kids.
    Thank you. Carry on.

    Did she apologize/give you her phone number/insurance info? Were you like "wtf were you thinking?"
    Yeah we exchanged information etc etc. I filed a claim and am waiting for a response from em. *Sigh* I guess this will speed up getting a new car. My car was fugly before... But now... Its fugly + fucked up drivers side.

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    Re: Car accident... LAWL!

    Quote Originally Posted by Cheerios
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    HAHA THATS FUNNIER EVERY TIME SOMEONE SAYS IT

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    Re: Car accident... LAWL!

    Quote Originally Posted by Amarok
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheerios
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    HAHA THATS FUNNIER EVERY TIME SOMEONE SAYS IT
    Especially when it appears the poster didn't even read the OP.

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    Re: Car accident... LAWL!

    Quote Originally Posted by Heian
    Quote Originally Posted by Ikith
    Quote Originally Posted by Norelco
    Did she stop at least? Was she hot? Probably not if she was driving a van.
    Also no she wasn't hot and she had 2 kids.
    At least you know she knows how to fuck.

    Heian, always finding that elusive silver lining.

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    Re: Car accident... LAWL!

    Quote Originally Posted by skurlover
    Quote Originally Posted by Amarok
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheerios
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    HAHA THATS FUNNIER EVERY TIME SOMEONE SAYS IT
    Especially when it appears the poster didn't even read the OP.
    I read the OP, but someone is going to throw in their 2 cents about the law by page 3. Just getting it out there.

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    Re: Car accident... LAWL!

    Quote Originally Posted by Cheerios
    Quote Originally Posted by skurlover
    Quote Originally Posted by Amarok
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheerios
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    HAHA THATS FUNNIER EVERY TIME SOMEONE SAYS IT
    Especially when it appears the poster didn't even read the OP.
    I read the OP, but someone is going to throw in their 2 cents about the law by page 3. Just getting it out there.
    I'm just posting my story for everyone to have a few chuckles about how a dumb bitch managed to hit me from the drivers door forward totally fuck up the rest of my fugly car and all in a 25 zone... Seriously what was this bitch thinking?

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    Re: Car accident... LAWL!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ikith
    So I was driving to class almost ready to turn in to the drive along the school when some van decides to pull out when I'm half way past her and smacks the drivers side of my car! Pulling out into oncoming traffic or being a dipshit? I couldn't even fucking avoid it at 25 mph! God damn.

    So pissed off.
    I had a disturbingly similar instance last Friday where I was stopped to take a left onto the road that goes through my campus. The light turns green, I pull out slightly and wait for traffic to go by on the other side so that I can take my left. Now, some dumbbitchcocksuckingwhore decides to BLAST through her red light on my left and slams into my driver's side door just as I look at her doing it. That's as much as I can remember, I woke up in the hospital the next morning with a cracked skull and my left hand broken.

    I was told she was going 45 MPH when she hit my car, the speed limit on the road she was leaving is 15 MPH (since it's a school road). She's trying to blame the traffic light for being faulty even though witnesses say it was red. Another car passing me on my right rear-ended mine after it was pushed into the lane, which then pushed my car into another car taking a left from the other side of the road (I was unconscious so I couldn't brake).

    The crazy bitch was nice enough to come and visit me in the hospital and complain to me about how her parents were pissed and how she doesn't have any money (she was driving a brand new Volkswagen Jetta that her parents bought for her. It was a gift for getting her license at the ripe age of 22.).

    Yes, she's hot, young and single. But she's far too much of a bimbo for me not to hate.

    Anywho, sucks that the woman hit you OP. The most annoying part (for me at least) is all the legal shit you gotta go through.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haelian
    Quote Originally Posted by Ikith
    So I was driving to class almost ready to turn in to the drive along the school when some van decides to pull out when I'm half way past her and smacks the drivers side of my car! Pulling out into oncoming traffic or being a dipshit? I couldn't even fucking avoid it at 25 mph! God damn.

    So pissed off.
    I had a disturbingly similar instance last Friday where I was stopped to take a left onto the road that goes through my campus. The light turns green, I pull out slightly and wait for traffic to go by on the other side so that I can take my left. Now, some dumbbitchcocksuckingwhore decides to BLAST through her red light on my left and slams into my driver's side door just as I look at her doing it. That's as much as I can remember, I woke up in the hospital the next morning with a cracked skull and my left hand broken.

    I was told she was going 45 MPH when she hit my car, the speed limit on the road she was leaving is 15 MPH (since it's a school road). She's trying to blame the traffic light for being faulty even though witnesses say it was red. Another car passing me on my right rear-ended mine after it was pushed into the lane, which then pushed my car into another car taking a left from the other side of the road (I was unconscious so I couldn't brake).

    The crazy bitch was nice enough to come and visit me in the hospital and complain to me about how her parents were pissed and how she doesn't have any money (she was driving a brand new Volkswagen Jetta that her parents bought for her. It was a gift for getting her license at the ripe age of 22.).

    Yes, she's hot, young and single. But she's far too much of a bimbo for me not to hate.

    Anywho, sucks that the woman hit you OP. The most annoying part (for me at least) is all the legal shit you gotta go through.
    Man. That sucks. How long did it take you to type this up with 1 hand?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haelian
    Quote Originally Posted by Ikith
    So I was driving to class almost ready to turn in to the drive along the school when some van decides to pull out when I'm half way past her and smacks the drivers side of my car! Pulling out into oncoming traffic or being a dipshit? I couldn't even fucking avoid it at 25 mph! God damn.

    So pissed off.
    I had a disturbingly similar instance last Friday where I was stopped to take a left onto the road that goes through my campus. The light turns green, I pull out slightly and wait for traffic to go by on the other side so that I can take my left. Now, some dumbbitchcocksuckingwhore decides to BLAST through her red light on my left and slams into my driver's side door just as I look at her doing it. That's as much as I can remember, I woke up in the hospital the next morning with a cracked skull and my left hand broken.

    I was told she was going 45 MPH when she hit my car, the speed limit on the road she was leaving is 15 MPH (since it's a school road). She's trying to blame the traffic light for being faulty even though witnesses say it was red. Another car passing me on my right rear-ended mine after it was pushed into the lane, which then pushed my car into another car taking a left from the other side of the road (I was unconscious so I couldn't brake).

    The crazy bitch was nice enough to come and visit me in the hospital and complain to me about how her parents were pissed and how she doesn't have any money (she was driving a brand new Volkswagen Jetta that her parents bought for her. It was a gift for getting her license at the ripe age of 22.).

    Yes, she's hot, young and single. But she's far too much of a bimbo for me not to hate.

    Anywho, sucks that the woman hit you OP. The most annoying part (for me at least) is all the legal shit you gotta go through.
    I figure its her fault all the way! I don't have collision repair on my car (Its a shitty fugly car as I've stated many times). However I do have medical so if I feel like shit later I can go in to the doctor be like heres my insurance and it will be covered. This will definitely speed the talks of my dad helping me get a new car. So I guess its good in a way but shitty for her since shes the bitch at fault. Sorry about your accident dude at least your ok.

    The bitch I got in an accident with didn't say anything except heres my information. Thank god because if she would have said one thing I would straight out said "You know this is your fault so shut your bitch mouth and be ready for A. your rates to go up or B. have your insurance company drop your ass"... Ugh I was so pissed... I was having a good morning too. Le sigh.

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    Re: Car accident... LAWL!

    Quote Originally Posted by "Ikith

    I figure its her fault all the way! I don't have collision repair on my car (Its a shitty fugly car as I've stated many times). However I do have medical so if I feel like shit later I can go in to the doctor be like heres my insurance and it will be covered. This will definitely speed the talks of my dad helping me get a new car. So I guess its good in a way but shitty for her since shes the bitch at fault. Sorry about your accident dude at least your ok.

    The bitch I got in an accident with didn't say anything except heres my information. Thank god because if she would have said one thing I would straight out said "You know this is your fault so shut your bitch mouth and be ready for A. your rates to go up or B. have your insurance company drop your ass"... Ugh I was so pissed... I was having a good morning too. Le sigh.
    She probably took a look at your car and didn't take you seriously (and also because you're younger). Hopefully this is one angle that you will take with your father regarding a new car.

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    Re: Car accident... LAWL!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ikith
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheerios
    Quote Originally Posted by skurlover
    Quote Originally Posted by Amarok
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheerios
    BG forums, attorney at law.
    HAHA THATS FUNNIER EVERY TIME SOMEONE SAYS IT
    Especially when it appears the poster didn't even read the OP.
    I read the OP, but someone is going to throw in their 2 cents about the law by page 3. Just getting it out there.
    I'm just posting my story for everyone to have a few chuckles about how a dumb bitch managed to hit me from the drivers door forward totally fuck up the rest of my fugly car and all in a 25 zone... Seriously what was this bitch thinking?
    Cant underestimate people's obliviousness...

    Twice now Ive seen 2 women at the car wash pull up to the trash/vac islands. Hit the corner with their car's fender right behind the wheel, stop for sec, then keep driving forward, slicing the sheet metal open the the whole way back. Like two separate pieces, and could see inside the doors.

    Sunday, watched an old man dart through an intersection in a toyota yaris, (the little tiny eco car) right between a cargo van and fullsize truck turning left through it. They had a green arrow left, and he must have just gunned it from the opposite side when the others cars started moving. Hes waving his arms around and swearing up a storm, and could see all the other drives shaking they're heads.

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