Strange/Random phone calls.

[Tokitoki]

I once got a call to my dorm phone at like 3 AM, let it go to the answering machine and it sounded like a voice recording played backwards. Creeped me the heck out. Never did find out who it was.

Yea I used to get weird calls to my dorm phone around 3am too. One night I just got tired of it and ripped my phone and my roommate's out of the wall (I was too tired and angry to look and see which was mine). We never used them anyway.

[Mizango]

me: "hello?"
mexi dude: "maria, como esta~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
me: "um... wrong number?"
mexi dude: "que? donde esta maria!?!?!"
me: "wrong number..."
mexi dude: "*bunch of random spanish words i don't understand nor care about*, followed by me hanging up.

Happens at least once a week, same dude, same number, same maria.

I fucking hate these calls.

You should tell Señor that you are currently unable to speak due to the fact that you are pounding Maria's soggy vag just to get a reaction. But then again, he may end up coming to your house and cutting you.

We wouldn't want that.

[Melena]

me: "hello?"
mexi dude: "maria, como esta~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
me: "um... wrong number?"
mexi dude: "que? donde esta maria!?!?!"
me: "wrong number..."
mexi dude: "*bunch of random spanish words i don't understand nor care about*, followed by me hanging up.

Happens at least once a week, same dude, same number, same maria.

I fucking hate these calls.

WTF, that must have been the same dude who litterally walked into my house, went to the bathroom, and when i confronted him with a 6" knife in one hand, and a bat in the other, he asked if this was maria's house, then tried to sit down and watch tv as I told him if he doesn't get the fuck out, i'm going to stab him, club him, then have him arrested.

[Alleya]

One night someone called my cellphone (that I use only for family emergencies as I loathe cell phones, so no one has the number). It was a wrong number but the person on the other end, upon being informed of her error, just said "Oh, I'll just talk to you then." And proceeded to ask me typical small talk questions. When it got around to what I was majoring in (psychology), she said "Oh really, me too!" By then I was bored and knew they were full of it, so I asked them what area of psychology and they hung up.

Made me want to study psychology even more.

[The_OG_Nelta]

"Maria? Yes wait a minute *Moan* She's almost done giving me a blowjob"

[evilbau]

I had someone try to fax me something every day, multiple times a day for a couple years. Luckily no fax machine hooked up to that line but my answering machine was filled with that oh so melodic fax whine. BZZZ WHEEE OOOOH

[Osede]

why you guys got so many different kinds of calls lol. I only keep getting scam calls for free sprint/verizon cell phone QQ

but for some case, there is a ID caller changing machine that, will change the caller's ID to other phone number that will shows on the reciever's phone. Might be this kind of reason for some ppl who insist they didn't call the wrong number? >.>

[Cloull]

*ring*
Me: Hello?
Random Girl: Hey honey, how's it going?
Me: Uhhhhh.... ok?
RG: What's wrong?
Me: Uhhhhh.... nothing?
RG: Oh... you sound funny, are you sick?
Me: Uhhhhh.... no?
RG: Oh, ok. So how was work?
Me: Um.... ok? Long?
RG: Ohh, poor baby, maybe when you get home I can give you the special treatment? (I kid you not)
Me: Who is this?
RG: What do you mean? It's me, Michelle!
Me: ... Who?
RG: Michelle!
Me: ....... Who?
*click*

Best wrong number call I've ever received.

[Melena]

*ring*
Me: Hello?
Random Girl: Hey honey, how's it going?
Me: Uhhhhh.... ok?
RG: What's wrong?
Me: Uhhhhh.... nothing?
RG: Oh... you sound funny, are you sick?
Me: Uhhhhh.... no?
RG: Oh, ok. So how was work?
Me: Um.... ok? Long?
RG: Ohh, poor baby, maybe when you get home I can give you the special treatment? (I kid you not)
Me: Who is this?
RG: What do you mean? It's me, Michelle!
Me: ... Who?
RG: Michelle!
Me: ....... Who?
*click*

Best wrong number call I've ever received.

how does it feel to have managed to un-intentionally cock block some random guy from sex?

[Cloull]

*ring*
Me: Hello?
Random Girl: Hey honey, how's it going?
Me: Uhhhhh.... ok?
RG: What's wrong?
Me: Uhhhhh.... nothing?
RG: Oh... you sound funny, are you sick?
Me: Uhhhhh.... no?
RG: Oh, ok. So how was work?
Me: Um.... ok? Long?
RG: Ohh, poor baby, maybe when you get home I can give you the special treatment? (I kid you not)
Me: Who is this?
RG: What do you mean? It's me, Michelle!
Me: ... Who?
RG: Michelle!
Me: ....... Who?
*click*

Best wrong number call I've ever received.

how does it feel to have managed to un-intentionally cock block some random guy from sex?

Bad, like I've contributed to the "God Kills a Kitten" quota.

[LinktheDeme]

Some dumb ass has been calling my fax line with a phone for a good 10 years. One day I decided just to plug a phone in it for a week, every time he'd call I'd pick up saying this is my house's second phone line for our fax machine specifically. He'd then proceed to ask me what the number was saying that it was his friend he was trying to reach. At least 4 times a day for the week and continued to argue that my fax line is his friend's number, I gave up on trying to convince him. He still hasn't gotten the message

[Aerin]

In the past 8 years I've had 2 different cell phone#'s.

The first 4 years I had a California area code and all the wrong numbers I got were from Mexicans who spoke no english.

The last 4 years I've had a Virginia area code and all the wrong numbers I get are from black chicks.

I suspect if I change it to a Washington area code now, and me being close to Richmond/Vancouver, all the wrong numbers I'd get would be from Chinese/Koreans that speak engrish.

[Akiyama]

Me: Hello?
Person: Is this Winn-Dixie?
Me: For the 100th time, no!



Me: Hello?
Person: Yes, I called a bit earlier about my steaks. Are they ready?
Me: -.- No. I ate them. We're out. Sorry.

Seriously. Two-three times a week. My number is one off our local Winn-Dixie's.

[Metah]

I don't appreciate continuous phone calls at 8 in the morning during a midterm.

Turn off your cellphone during a midterm, for God's sake... I didn't know you were still in High School and had to be reminded.

[Mizango]

Me: Hello?
Person: Is this Winn-Dixie?
Me: For the 100th time, no!



Me: Hello?
Person: Yes, I called a bit earlier about my steaks. Are they ready?
Me: -.- No. I ate them. We're out. Sorry.

Seriously. Two-three times a week. My number is one off our local Winn-Dixie's.

lol

[Melena]

*ring*
Me: Hello?
Random Girl: Hey honey, how's it going?
Me: Uhhhhh.... ok?
RG: What's wrong?
Me: Uhhhhh.... nothing?
RG: Oh... you sound funny, are you sick?
Me: Uhhhhh.... no?
RG: Oh, ok. So how was work?
Me: Um.... ok? Long?
RG: Ohh, poor baby, maybe when you get home I can give you the special treatment? (I kid you not)
Me: Who is this?
RG: What do you mean? It's me, Michelle!
Me: ... Who?
RG: Michelle!
Me: ....... Who?
*click*

Best wrong number call I've ever received.

how does it feel to have managed to un-intentionally cock block some random guy from sex?

Bad, like I've contributed to the "God Kills a Kitten" quota.

Maybe it's cause i'm an asshole and not getting any on a regular basis kind of mood, but i'd be laughing manically if I did that to someone.

[Furtwangler]

when we got our second phone line (doesn't exist anymore) for our fax we used to get faxes from our country courthouse with peoples profiles (like ppl going to court, convicts etc) had their social and everything on it. The letters even had FBI stamps on them and little notes that if it wasnt for you to call so and so, we did but they kept coming anyways, 2-3 a month or so. We got the line disconnected like a year later cus we didn't need it anymore.

[kuronosan]

*ring*
Me: Hello?
Random Girl: Hey honey, how's it going?
Me: Uhhhhh.... ok?
RG: What's wrong?
Me: Uhhhhh.... nothing?
RG: Oh... you sound funny, are you sick?
Me: Uhhhhh.... no?
RG: Oh, ok. So how was work?
Me: Um.... ok? Long?
RG: Ohh, poor baby, maybe when you get home I can give you the special treatment? (I kid you not)
Me: Who is this?
RG: What do you mean? It's me, Michelle!
Me: ... Who?
RG: Michelle!
Me: ....... Who?
*click*

Best wrong number call I've ever received.

You should have said "Well I'm sorry you must have the wrong number but I'll still take the special treatment if your man is that shitty."

[DragonCloud64]

Me: Hello?
Person: Yes, I called a bit earlier about my steaks. Are they ready?
Me: -.- No. I ate them. We're out. Sorry.

Winna

[Kiro]

I've been getting random calls from mexican people since I got my new cell phone about 1 1/2 months ago. Two people, two different numbers. Neither of them speak any english. One is an old lady and one is some dude who's probably my age. They keep calling at 1:30AM too, one after the other.

It's really fucking annoying.