Semi-official S.florida Serial Killer

[guartz]

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sfl-0214tow ... 9508.story

http://www.amw.com/

This guy targets moms with kids. Holds up a kid with a gun, tells the mom to go get cash from atm, then kills them both.

And this is happening in my backyard. What should I do BG?

amateur CSI time?

[Ryko]

Get a kid and a dress?

[guartz]

Get a kid and a dress?

No amount of make-up will make me look like a woman, alas. Plus I like my beard.

[Lordwafik]

Get a kid and a dress?

No amount of make-up will make me look like a woman, alas. Plus I like my beard.

Middle eastern woman ?

[Chicomagiko]

I was going to say "ask your mom for some money?" but I like Ryko's better.

For the Slow Folk

Ask mom for $$ >> mom says empty purse lol >> drive to atm >> get held up and killed.

[Mizango]

Dress as a Mother with a small child maybe?

Once in his grasp, wing it from there?

Get a kid and a dress?

No amount of make-up will make me look like a woman, alas. Plus I like my beard.

Just tell him you're a German circus freak, duh.

[guartz]

Your advice sucks BG.

[Mizango]

BG, thwarting crime since '08?


Edit: lol Guartz. That made me lol in RL,

[guartz]

Let's do a profile on this guy BG, so I know whom to look for.


So, if you were a fucking coward who did shit like this, where would you spend your ill gotten currency?

[Metah]

Personally? I'd donate it to the poor.







But that's just me.

[Mizango]

Personally? I'd donate it to the poor.







But that's just me.

Robin Hood?

[guartz]

Robin Hood who shoots execution style 9 year old girls.


I'm pretty sure that will fly well with the locals...

[Zilong]

You know what they said about how the road to hell is paved with good intentions...

[guartz]

You know what they said about how the road to hell is paved with good intentions...

There has been no more of an appropriate time to use this quote so effectively as you did just now. Kudos.

[Remyo]

use a brand of violent vigilante justice to bring him down, if only there was a flying mammal you could use as a symbol. on second thought you aren't cool enough for that, you can use the platypus, the animal God made with spare parts of other animals.

[Artful Dodger]

Robin Hood?

I was hoping for Dennis Moore

[guartz]

Mammal? Not so much. The Turtle Moves.

[kisada]

too bad there's no RL dexter.

[Tomiko]

too bad there's no RL dexter.

Damnit, I got all the way to the end of the thread planning to suggest calling Dexter, then I get to your post only to be beat.

[Kael]

You're probably looking for a guy of average build who hated his mom. Had a bad childhood etc. Could be black or white. Probably Middle aged.