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    Conservatives don't earn doctrines...

    Seriously.

    Check this out, article by Matthew Woessner from penn state univ. basically saying that conservatives are loosing in the intelligentsia department. His plan? Make college cheap to recruit more conservatives.

    http://www.aei.org/docLib/20071114_WOESSNER.pdf


    ...aaand shortly after, the fortress of conservative scholars launches this program.

    http://origin.mercurynews.com/ci_8314377


    Cool huh? Somewhat a socialist idea for a conservative base, ain't it?

    I wanna go to Stanford.

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    Re: Conservatives don't earn doctrines...

    I had heard about the Stanford thing a couple days ago. It's really amazing, but they are like the 3rd richest institution in america. I think it's great for brilliant children who are raised impoverished that wouldn't have had the chance at getting that kind of education.

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    Re: Conservatives don't earn doctrines...

    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche
    I had heard about the Stanford thing a couple days ago. It's really amazing, but they are like the 3rd richest institution in america. I think it's great for brilliant children who are raised impoverished that wouldn't have had the chance at getting that kind of education.

    Yes indeed. When I first heard about it I thought this was the best idea ever, plus it's not being payed for with tax money.

    but now I'm beginning to question the motivation behind it.

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    Re: Conservatives don't earn doctrines...

    You would...Who cares what the motivation is. I think the parallel you are drawing here is your usual absurdity.

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    Re: Conservatives don't earn doctrines...

    Quote Originally Posted by guartz
    Seriously.

    Check this out, article by Matthew Woessner from penn state univ. basically saying that conservatives are loosing in the intelligentsia department. His plan? Make college cheap to recruit more conservatives.

    http://www.aei.org/docLib/20071114_WOESSNER.pdf


    ...aaand shortly after, the fortress of conservative scholars launches this program.

    http://origin.mercurynews.com/ci_8314377


    Cool huh? Somewhat a socialist idea for a conservative base, ain't it?

    I wanna go to Stanford.
    Gee I wonder. These things go in cycles. Why are you of the mind socialist ideas and conservatives don't mix? Point of reference: Texas political history.

    What is 'loosing in the intelligence department', anyway?

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    Re: Conservatives don't earn doctrines...

    Quote Originally Posted by namfoodle
    Quote Originally Posted by guartz
    Seriously.

    Check this out, article by Matthew Woessner from penn state univ. basically saying that conservatives are loosing in the intelligentsia department. His plan? Make college cheap to recruit more conservatives.

    http://www.aei.org/docLib/20071114_WOESSNER.pdf


    ...aaand shortly after, the fortress of conservative scholars launches this program.

    http://origin.mercurynews.com/ci_8314377


    Cool huh? Somewhat a socialist idea for a conservative base, ain't it?

    I wanna go to Stanford.
    Gee I wonder. These things go in cycles. Why are you of the mind socialist ideas and conservatives don't mix? Point of reference: Texas political history.

    What is 'loosing in the intelligence department', anyway?
    It's clearly 1950's slang for some slutty bitches in the IQ department.

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    Re: Conservatives don't earn doctrines...

    Quote Originally Posted by guartz
    I wanna go to Stanford.
    Stanford requires all its applicants to know the difference between a 'doctorate' and a 'doctrine.'

    /rimshot

    There are plenty of liberals on the Stanford campus. If you exclude the Hoover Institution I'd wager to say it's the conservatives who are outnumbered. Hardly a fortress of right-wing ideology. The conservative cause on campus is in no way helped by the joke that is the Stanford Review: http://stanfordreview.org/

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    Re: Conservatives don't earn doctrines...

    Wait, that was a typo? I thought he was making a pun nobody would get until they read the article.

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    Re: Conservatives don't earn doctrines...

    Regardless of motivation, educating the poorer but able members of society can only benefit everyone.

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    Re: Conservatives don't earn doctrines...

    This will happen more as these universities with huge endowments (Stanford's is ~$17 billion) stand to lose their non-profit (tax-exempt) status.

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    Re: Conservatives don't earn doctrines...

    Harvard has something similar, this isn't some right-wing phenomenon.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wikipedia
    Under new financial aid guidelines, parents in families with incomes of less than $60,000 will no longer be expected to contribute any money to the cost of attending Harvard for their children, including room and board. Families with incomes in the $60,000 to $80,000 range contribute an amount of only a few thousand dollars a year. In December 2007, Harvard announced that families earning between $120,000 and $180,000 will only have to pay up to 10% of their annual household income towards tuition.
    Considering:
    Quote Originally Posted by Wikipedia
    Harvard has the largest financial endowment of any non-profit organization except for the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, standing at $34.9 billion as of 2007.
    Thats really not that hard of a pill to swallow.

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    Re: Conservatives don't earn doctrines...

    Boss: Hey, here's a payrise to $61,000!

    Employee: Fuck that, you'll cost me Harvard fees for my kids!

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    Re: Conservatives don't earn doctrines...

    Quote Originally Posted by Miji
    This will happen more as these universities with huge endowments (Stanford's is ~$17 billion) stand to lose their non-profit (tax-exempt) status.
    Brown University here in RI just announced they'll be taking similar measures to Stanford on Friday.

    Yeehaw.. I'm goin' back to school at an Ivy League university bishes.

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    Re: Conservatives don't earn doctrines...

    maybe the conservatives will pay for guartz to gb2highschool for spelling and general usage of english

    protip: not every idea is an epiphany

    slow down and proofread there skippy

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    Re: Conservatives don't earn doctrines...

    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark
    maybe the conservatives will pay for guartz to gb2highschool for spelling and general usage of english

    protip: not every idea is an epiphany

    slow down and proofread there skippy
    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark
    protip: not every idea is an epiphany

    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark
    not every idea is an epiphany
    Whats up with people making threads for every single thing they find?

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    Re: Conservatives don't earn doctrines...

    If by people you mean about 5 of us, then it's business as usual around here. Just new faces replacing the old ones.

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    Re: Conservatives don't earn doctrines...

    Quote Originally Posted by Charla
    If by people you mean about 5 of us, then it's business as usual around here. Just new faces replacing the old ones.
    I didn't read threads in general outside of the main ones(random image etc) until recently, so I guess I'm just shocked about all of it .

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    Re: Conservatives don't earn doctrines...

    Quote Originally Posted by Correction
    The conservative cause on campus is in no way helped by the joke that is the Stanford Review: http://stanfordreview.org/
    Exactly. Hence the continued "loosing" in the "intelligentsia" department that involves conservative "doctrines".




    lol


    p.s I know the opening used ...funny? language. But I meant every word and it all makes sense, bitches, u aint got nothing on me.

    also

    Intelligentsia: "Russia word for group of intellectuals, a specific group. Used commonly in SOVIET RUSSIA!!!!!!! you know, socializing education heh heh. I thought it was funny."

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    Re: Conservatives don't earn doctrines...

    Quote Originally Posted by guartz
    Quote Originally Posted by Correction
    The conservative cause on campus is in no way helped by the joke that is the Stanford Review: http://stanfordreview.org/
    Exactly. Hence the continued "loosing" in the "intelligentsia" department that involves conservative "doctrines".




    lol


    p.s I know the opening used ...funny? language. But I meant every word and it all makes sense, bitches, u aint got nothing on me.

    also

    Intelligentsia: "Russia word for group of intellectuals, a specific group. Used commonly in SOVIET RUSSIA!!!!!!! you know, socializing education heh heh. I thought it was funny."
    halfway through re-reading this for the 3rd time i started hating myself for doing so

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    Re: Conservatives don't earn doctrines...

    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark
    Quote Originally Posted by guartz
    Quote Originally Posted by Correction
    The conservative cause on campus is in no way helped by the joke that is the Stanford Review: http://stanfordreview.org/
    Exactly. Hence the continued "loosing" in the "intelligentsia" department that involves conservative "doctrines".




    lol


    p.s I know the opening used ...funny? language. But I meant every word and it all makes sense, bitches, u aint got nothing on me.

    also

    Intelligentsia: "Russia word for group of intellectuals, a specific group. Used commonly in SOVIET RUSSIA!!!!!!! you know, socializing education heh heh. I thought it was funny."
    halfway through re-reading this for the 3rd time i started hating myself for doing so
    Glad I wasn't the only one who had to re-read that.

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