Do you have a criminal record?

[sephir]

Expunged.

Possession of Marijuana. Hey who would of thought smoking up before high school right next to the police station would get you busted?

Police bust oyu for that? oh wait you live in the US :D
My friend had an O out when a police officer came over to him. He got a $75 ticket, and the pot wasnt taken away.


But ya, I dont have any criminal records, not even a speeding ticket even though I like going 50 over the speed limit when I can. When you know where all the cop speeding traps are you learn to avoid them.

[Belkin]

July 3rd I turned 18, July 4th I got an underage at a party. Hell ya gangstazzzzzzzzz

[Tajin]

I predict quite a lot of delusional e-thug bragging forthcoming.

I'll bite, fuck you Norelco, and fuck your shitty polls, you better don't come here or my eses gonna gang bang your dog.

[Mizango]

I beat bitches, kill niggas, and slang rocks all the time. Im posting from a maximum security penitentiary in the ass end of Colorado. In fact, im going to be adding 25 to life at lunch time cause the chulos have been acting like they run the place, that shit can't be tolerated. If you guys need contraband and shit I got the hook.

Motherfucking hardcore, my nigga.

*Crip walks out of the thread....

[Metah]

No sir, although one time my friends got in trouble for making molotov cocktails in some kid's backyard, even though they didn't actually do anything. My friends were heading over to the dumb kid's house to hang out, and when they arrived there were already molotov cocktails being thrown into a hole in the ground. So they cheesed it quick.

Next day at school the cops came for them and my friend was like ;_;. My friends didn't get charged but it was pretty funny in the end. Haha.

[Azkarin]

First day of college I got arrested for underage drinking. One of the kids we were drinking with got caught by the "dorm police" (gay graduate students who live in the dorms... fags) for drinking in the hallway. At UGA they didn't care so all we would have to do is write a two page paper on why drinking is bad. But the kid who got us in trouble tried to lie his way out of it by saying that he didn't go to school there and he was 15. So they had to call the cops and we got arrested. To this day I hate that fucker. Charges got dropped after I had to enter "rehab" lol.

[Woozie]

No, they never caught me

That's probably the answer for half the people who marked "No".

[Denchi]

Well.... I should have a record. But I've never been caught, which is nice. Been chased out of a mall and Target, my buddy and I outran a cop in our car too with open beer in the car (we weren't drunk, but we were smuggling beer for a new years party from his uncles house lolol).

I hung out with stoners but never smoked weed. I was with them when they got caught all the time, and they never did anything to me since I was so cooperative. We were taken into the station a few times for cerfew + weed. But yeah... the cops liked me, they told me to find new friends.

[Royal]

No, they never caught me

That's probably the answer for half the people who marked "No".

Yup, no one is innocent.

[Lockecole7]

Big fat goose egg. Never been pulled over either, (well not while I was driving). Been close to getting caught with my gf in a car by a cop, but he just kinda shined the light in, never approached us. (I guess that would have been indecent exposure...though I have no idea how cops find you in the most remote places.) Conversely, I've CAUGHT about a dozen people stealing from the Blockbuster I used to manage, one guy even tried to threaten me with a bomb threat and I called bullshit on him and wouldnt let him leave the store. He was a scrawny fucker and he knew he wasn't getting out without me fucking him up. Was after 9/11 too, so I don't know what happened to this kid, but he better hope he wasn't 18 yet. Never really found out what happened to him.

Have had hundreds of dollars in parking tickets (all paid), but meh...such is the life of someone living in Philadelphia.

[thestalkmore]

Currently attending alcohol clinics due to a fucking LOLtastic story here at Berkeley, but the cops didn't charge the drinkers so it didn't go on my criminal record.

[Tomiko]

Nothing I'm aware of. I'm pretty boring.

Disclaimer: I am in no way bragging or endorsing this in anyway, Miz love the kids. You got my Dillies on the Pepa Tank? Wapatah to the Bammies!

Sine yo pitty on the runny kine, sadatay!

I don't know what the fuck I just said, le /sigh, its been a loooooong morning already. Work sucks.

I love you Miz. :nikkei:

http://www.shappleydesign.com/coh/pi...ootie_tang.jpg

[Deejay]

Been pulled over about 6 times and talked my way out of 4. The fifth was dumb luck when the Cop got a call for something important.

I've been hassled by Cops (searched) a few times with friends, but nothing that ever ended up with us getting in trouble.

[Woozie]

When I was younger I was harassed by cops plenty of times while walking or something, usually for no apparent reason. I'm just confused as to why they wont ever pull me over when driving.

[Lexa]

Squeaky clean and intending to stay that way, since otherwise they boot me the fuck out of the country.

[Melena]

never arrested, but came damn close. Me and the g/f 10 years ago were having sex in the back seat of the car and was a little kinky. Well some lady saw our car shaking in the lot we were in, and called the cops saying my g/f was being raped. 5 minutes of are you 18, is she 18, ok find a better spot. Came back to haunt me a year ago though. Went through a background check, and didnt realize that constituted being detained so they failed me for not disclosing it.

[Tricen]

I got pulled over twice so far, first one I got a ticket for 186 or something for 45 in a 30? And then I got pulled over a while later (maybe a year) for 54 in a 30... Warning >____________>

[Tyche]

I think the better question is "How many of you have been in the back of a patrol car handcuffed". You can have a criminal record for trespassing, that shit doesn't count.

I have twice. Once was when my friend's handcuffed me and threw me in the back of our town's police cruiser. The town I lived in then had a population of about 1000, one cop, and one cruiser. He was parked in the middle of town, and I got tossed in the back and couldn't get out. The cop jumped in the car and took me to the other end of town and let me out. Had to walk 3 miles back home

Other time was during the aforementioned story of spilling beer all over a cop. Was given a breathalizer, handcuffed, and tossed into the back of the car. Taken to the police station and seated in the chief's office. There we were given a lecture, ratted out some douche-bag for drinking and driving, called a friend and released.

[Chumbelina]

Miz love the kids. You got my Dillies on the Pepa Tank? Wapatah to the Bammies!

Sine yo pitty on the runny kine, sadatay!

POOTIE TANG!!! FK YES!!

Don't even ask why, but it's one of my top 10 most favorite movies ever.

[Krye]

Came close.

I stole 6 hot pockets in the morning and 8 burgers, 3 gatorades, and 2 hostess snacks at lunch every day at school for 3 years and sold my leftovers to my friends for a dollar an item. One day they asked me to step in the kitchen and empty my pockets when I got to the register In the Vice Principal's office, they said they knew I'd been doing it for a while and I panicked and said I had been doing it since the start of the session. Well, apparently the start of the session was a bit further back than I thought and they calculated the cost of the lunch(they didn't know about the breakfast, I guess) and slapped me with 120 hours of helping the janitors after school. Had to go for 2 hours after school every day and then a couple weeks of 8 hours a day in the summer...

The school was saying something about the cost of everything together being a felony and that I was lucky they were willing to handle it instead of going to the police.

Then the other day I got wasted and beat up my mom and ended up passing out on the side of the road. I woke up to the police searching me and they were threatening to charge me with assault or some shit and being drunk in public. Then my dad showed up at the last second and talked them out of it(I don't know exactly how that happened, I was passed out again at that point. I wasn't under the impression that you could talk police out of arresting someone >.>)