Stupid things you've done recently

[rezn0r]

So, basically you got drunk and drove? You're a fucking moron. You should have died in that accident.

exactly, which is why i posted it in this here thread.

[Keno]

hi veg

i'm about to prove i'm retarded i think

the dumbest thing i ever did (which isn't recently but it's still all i can think of in a topic like this) was in july 2002 during a pearl jam concert i jumped off the bus we had rented in the parking lot and broke both heels and my right ankle. i wasn't out of casts/wheelchair until october and i couldn't walk until late november, although it took months/years to get rid of most of the limp, which i still get to this day after nights of chaos. by that thanksgiving i looked like jesus, well maybe more like lieutenant dan.

the second dumbest thing i ever did was about two months ago. the friday before christmas we got out of work early and i was supposed to be headed to my girlfriend's which is almost 100 miles away. instead i went out for "a beer" with work people at a restaurant which turned into 3 hours of drinking & repeated phone calls of "i'm leaving in 2 minutes i promise". when i finally got on the road it was raining/snowing & getting dark, and 20 minutes into the trip i spun out on some ice, scraped along a snowbank, and smashed into a telephone pole with the driver's side door. i wasn't on the highway yet (thank god), it was some dark back-road on the way to the highway, but the cops were there within 5 minutes. i had just fishbowled the car too and assumed i was 110% fucked. it turns out the car was totaled too. somehow the cops never questioned me - "we had 2 accidents at this same spot last night, it's a bad spot". after my car got towed away they ended up driving me across town in a cruiser and dropping me off at a dunkin donuts so i could get picked up. i felt like mclovin. i felt like i won the lottery the next morning once reality sunk in of not being hurt, dead, in jail, etc. i ended up getting the same exact car again with a better stereo (which my gf & other friends called me a moron for). people at work don't even realize it's a different car. dumb.

sucks about your test!

So, basically you got drunk and drove? You're a fucking moron. You should have died in that accident.

Thank god I wasn't the first to say it. If you drink (to excess; as three hours of pub drinking would imply) and drive you DESERVE to die and/or go to buttfuck prison.

[Kiro]

I gave a homeless dude outside my job $5 and now he won't leave me the fuck alone every time I go outside for lunch / break / whatever.

I hate homeless people.

[Keno]

I gave a homeless dude outside my job $5 and now he won't leave me the fuck alone every time I go outside for lunch / break / whatever.

I hate homeless people.

Tell him you gave him your last $5 and now you are homeless as a result of your charity and benevolence, and if he had any soul at all he wouldn't make you see his face to remind you of the horror your life has become.

That should get him to leave. Just be all dressed up like him and angry and stuff.

[Kiro]

Jesus Christ, lmfao.

[Selamis]

At work just a few minutes ago, I was sitting here listen to coworkers talk and one of them asked what "dd" meant. Background story, I work for a transportation company broker (people call us with orders, we find trucks for them) so obviously my answer is wrong....

Coworker 1: What's this dd on the paperwork mean?
Me: Damage dealer
Coworker 2: Door to door

Both coworkers look at me funny for my answer afterwards. Yeah, go me....lol.

[Anyway]

Most of mine really just involve drinking, because that's generally all my life revolves around. It's sad.

Party 2 weeks ago, a girl gave me 3 percocets for free. I'm not even a pill person, I do em once in a while. So I proceeded to take all 3 because I was trying to get someone off my mind that night. Then decided to play beer pong and ran the table for about 5 games. Next thing I know, I'm waking up on the front porch (it's like 15 degrees out.) and apparently I caught a bj from a fat chick. Then said fat chick offered to drive me home (prob for rape) in her older brother's sweeeeet STI. You can guess what happened. Puked aaaaaaaaaaall in that shit, I mean there was a puddle underneath the seat. Long story short, the 2 weeks pass, and about 3 nights ago I show up at a friend's house where a bunch of people are drinking. I'm there for 2 minutes before I just get blindsided sucker punched out of nowhere by the fat chick's brother. He helped me up though and said we were even. My right eye is finally clearing up today.

What the hell? I'd have busted that guy's fucking head. You didn't mean to puke in his car he deserves to be beaten senseless for suckerpunching someone in the eye.

On the drinking driving thing...shit happens and I'm sure a LOT of people on this board have done it, it's not something anyone's proud of but hey at least dude didn't hurt anyone, then he would have deserved to be killed.

Oh, I went after him, I was stopped by his friends though. I realized I probably would have done something similar anyway (like not sucker punch him, just straight up punch him).

[Yangsing]

At work just a few minutes ago, I was sitting here listen to coworkers talk and one of them asked what "dd" meant.

First thing that came to mind was bra size. Damage dealer would've been second though. Priorities

[octopus]

At work just a few minutes ago, I was sitting here listen to coworkers talk and one of them asked what "dd" meant. Background story, I work for a transportation company broker (people call us with orders, we find trucks for them) so obviously my answer is wrong....

Coworker 1: What's this dd on the paperwork mean?
Me: Damage dealer
Coworker 2: Door to door

Both coworkers look at me funny for my answer afterwards. Yeah, go me....lol.

I just lol'ed at work and everybody now looks at me funny

[Max™]

I gave a homeless dude outside my job $5 and now he won't leave me the fuck alone every time I go outside for lunch / break / whatever.

I hate homeless people.

Tell him you gave him your last $5 and now you are homeless as a result of your charity and benevolence, and if he had any soul at all he wouldn't make you see his face to remind you of the horror your life has become.

That should get him to leave. Just be all dressed up like him and angry and stuff.

I need a shirt that says something to the effect of "Our city has a large stray human population. Do us all a favor and spay or neuter a bum today."


Hmmm, dumb things recently?

Got involved in a three way relationship with my girlfriend and a 16 year old...





























Boy...

[Noobta]

??That's...interesting...

[Max™]

I'd say more to make it sound less disturbing, but it's funnier to leave it like that.

[Izzy]

I don't know if this makes me a bad person...but I pretend homeless people don't even exist. I work for a program that specializes in finding work for disabled people and people whom otherwise would have trouble finding work. I know it's possible for them to get a job. Being an annoying prick to a passerby isn't a good way to get them to give shit to you either.

[Maguspk]

I don't know if this makes me a bad person...but I pretend homeless people don't even exist. I work for a program that specializes in finding work for disabled people and people whom otherwise would have trouble finding work. I know it's possible for them to get a job. Being an annoying prick to a passerby isn't a good way to get them to give shit to you either.

You just ignore them? Be normal and just say "sorry, not today" or something, geez..lol

[Takie]

I don't know if this makes me a bad person...but I pretend homeless people don't even exist. I work for a program that specializes in finding work for disabled people and people whom otherwise would have trouble finding work. I know it's possible for them to get a job. Being an annoying prick to a passerby isn't a good way to get them to give shit to you either.

You just ignore them? Be normal and just say "sorry, not today" or something, geez..lol

Don't make eye contact

[Maguspk]

Because they have no job or are incapable of finding a job they don't deserve the basic acknowledgment you'd otherwise provide any other human being? Or do you not even act normally to other "normal" human beings?

Not really arguing just providing an interesting counter argument

[Saga]

I don't know if this makes me a bad person...but I pretend homeless people don't even exist. I work for a program that specializes in finding work for disabled people and people whom otherwise would have trouble finding work. I know it's possible for them to get a job. Being an annoying prick to a passerby isn't a good way to get them to give shit to you either.

You just ignore them? Be normal and just say "sorry, not today" or something, geez..lol

Don't make eye contact

i just do the hand wave near the waist area and that thin-lipped "ill bet it sucks to be you but i wont say that, ill just pretend to act nice instead" smile and continue on my merry way.

[Izzy]

Because they have no job or are incapable of finding a job they don't deserve the basic acknowledgment you'd otherwise provide any other human being? Or do you not even act normally to other "normal" human beings?

Like I said, there are jobs available for people like them, they are just too fucking lazy to look. I'm not going to be kind to someone who expects to coast through life without working for a single cent.

[Maguspk]

Because they have no job or are incapable of finding a job they don't deserve the basic acknowledgment you'd otherwise provide any other human being? Or do you not even act normally to other "normal" human beings?

Like I said, there are jobs available for people like them, they are just too fucking lazy to look. I'm not going to be kind to someone who expects to coast through life without working for a single cent.

Every opportunity is not equally provided to everyone. Being someone who works a job you work one would expect you of all people would know that.

A black man could have the same credentials as a lighter skinned man and not get a job due to race. Are you going to express anger towards him for having a "disadvantage" in our society and not being able to overcome it instantly? If anything you should acknowledge the disadvantage exists and if you have the balls after that, take time when you encounter it to treat it properly. Attitudes like, "he can get a job if he wants to" are what perpetuate the situation. Ignoring the problem doesn't make it go way.

[Howard Roark]

I don't know if this makes me a bad person...but I pretend homeless people don't even exist. I work for a program that specializes in finding work for disabled people and people whom otherwise would have trouble finding work. I know it's possible for them to get a job. Being an annoying prick to a passerby isn't a good way to get them to give shit to you either.

You just ignore them? Be normal and just say "sorry, not today" or something, geez..lol

may i hazard a guess and venture that you don't live in a major city?

ever since a dude followed me for 3 blocks for a goddamn quarter (he apparently hadnt eaten in 3 days yet had the energy to follow me in the cold for 3 blocks repeating the same phrases) i haven't said a word to homeless people


oh, and this one chick, selling.. chocolates? i don't know, asked me to buy/give to something or other while i was on my cellphone walking somewhere; the look of disgust i gave her while silently indicating HI I'M ON THE PHONE was worse than any of given a homeless person, she should know better

people in the city are @holes, and i'm fine with that