loljedah

[Cephius]

I'd like to take this time to remember our disillusioned friend Jedah by repeating some of his former quotes. Note these have not been altered in any way, and were taken directly from his (now deleted) livejournal. For background, he was denied from every HNM shell on Midgard and joined Coffin, a small-time JP LS.

Onto Ballista. I'm getting good. Damn good. Good as in, don't let me find you alone on the battle field or I will fuck your couch up, good.

I do feel sorry for people trying to get into NA HNM's these days, b/c they have a snow cones chance in hell. In the same manner, they won't even get looked at once, to join our Linkshell.

It didn't phase me that no linkshell would accept any more Ninja, despite the fact I'm in the top 10% of best Ninja on our server, 9% being Jp. I say this b/c HNM experiance aside, I've done alot of in-game stuff no other ninjas have been able to do, which is kinda cool. I mainly go off Ballista. I believe the best players are the ones who participate in Ballista. What good is abj armor+1 if you sit around town all day?

COME TO BALLISTA I'LL PUT ALL YOUR ABJ ARMOR TO SHAME!

RIP my friend, i wish i was there to see you go

[Indalecia]

Haha, even Ceph's come back for some by play.

[Lexa]

Those quotes from his LJ are hilarious. XD

I will fuck your couch up!

[Kael]

Those quotes from his LJ are hilarious. XD

I will fuck your couch up!

Present day Jegah:

<Jedah> I wish I had a couch. :ashira:

[galkarainbow]

Contributing more Jedah quotes:

[Lexa]

That wins. When you make a GM dot dot dot, there's just no hope left.

[Izzy]

Contributing more Jedah quotes:

OH GOD I LULD AT WORK HAHAHA

[CeridwenOfKujata]

I lol'd heartily at this thread.

[Shojin]

That wins. When you make a GM dot dot dot, there's just no hope left.

Read carefully who he sent the /tell to. :D

[Gaborn]

Step 1: Outpost someone elses character to Terrigan and set HP.
Step 2: Go back and drop desireable items FIRST, then drop a bunch of crap just in case they can only restore like the last 100 items dropped.
Step 3: Change to a lvl 30 or lower job, and die.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Post it on BG and be an hero.

April Fools Day is coming up fast! I won't be dropping any items, but I think it'll be amusing for my flat mate to find himself as a naked level 1 over in Cape Terrigan. Any better zone suggestions I'll be sure to consider.

[6souls]

Step 1: Outpost someone elses character to Terrigan and set HP.
Step 2: Go back and drop desireable items FIRST, then drop a bunch of crap just in case they can only restore like the last 100 items dropped.
Step 3: Change to a lvl 30 or lower job, and die.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Post it on BG and be an hero.

April Fools Day is coming up fast! I won't be dropping any items, but I think it'll be amusing for my flat mate to find himself as a naked level 1 over in Cape Terrigan. Any better zone suggestions I'll be sure to consider.

Uleguerand Range next to Jorm spawn

[Budonez]

Step 1: Outpost someone elses character to Terrigan and set HP.
Step 2: Go back and drop desireable items FIRST, then drop a bunch of crap just in case they can only restore like the last 100 items dropped.
Step 3: Change to a lvl 30 or lower job, and die.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Post it on BG and be an hero.

April Fools Day is coming up fast! I won't be dropping any items, but I think it'll be amusing for my flat mate to find himself as a naked level 1 over in Cape Terrigan. Any better zone suggestions I'll be sure to consider.

Set HP in terrigan, drop him off at top near jormy.

[Max™]

Step 1: Outpost someone elses character to Terrigan and set HP.
Step 2: Go back and drop desireable items FIRST, then drop a bunch of crap just in case they can only restore like the last 100 items dropped.
Step 3: Change to a lvl 30 or lower job, and die.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Post it on BG and be an hero.

April Fools Day is coming up fast! I won't be dropping any items, but I think it'll be amusing for my flat mate to find himself as a naked level 1 over in Cape Terrigan. Any better zone suggestions I'll be sure to consider.

Uleguerand Range next to Jorm spawn

Can't set your HP there.

Hmmm, how to best screw someone over funnily.

Yhoator as a lvl 1 is funny.

If they're missing the maw for somewhere or don't have any allegience to a nation yet, take them out there on a lvl 37 subjob they use a lot.

Nashmau isn't TOO bad, but having your HP there would be a pain.

OOOH, I just figured it out.

Set their HP in one of the cities in the past, but don't tell them.

Much lulz next time they warp back from an event or party.

[Izzy]

That wins. When you make a GM dot dot dot, there's just no hope left.

Read carefully who he sent the /tell to. :D

now it's not funny.

[Quizno]

Where the hell have you been? Korea's been doing this for years.

It has happened in the past

It has happened in the past

It has happened in the past

[Meloria]

Step 1: Outpost someone elses character to Terrigan and set HP.
Step 2: Go back and drop desireable items FIRST, then drop a bunch of crap just in case they can only restore like the last 100 items dropped.
Step 3: Change to a lvl 30 or lower job, and die.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Post it on BG and be an hero.

April Fools Day is coming up fast! I won't be dropping any items, but I think it'll be amusing for my flat mate to find himself as a naked level 1 over in Cape Terrigan. Any better zone suggestions I'll be sure to consider.

VoS in the middle, HP set at cape terrigan. Although HP in terrigan and logged up at jorm is pretty good.

[Noob]

Jedah blew the greatest smoke and mirrors at me I had seen. Anything he gets from this I think I called before I switched servers.

I usually don't laugh with rapturous glee, but...

"i'm the ninja master, don't fuck with me" "i have capped merits and XP I don't need you to do anything for me"

so um. where did those go again?

Owned. I love it when shitty douches get what they deserve.

[nsx]

So lets tally this up...

Obtain Kikoku, (RMT for currency?).
1 day or so after getting said relic, "hacked" and kikoku dropped, migrated to Ifrit, HP'd in Teriggan.

*calculations, carry the 2*

karma - 2, Jedah - 0

[Siatdiat]

How does HP at Cape then put them somewhere farther away mean shit? So, they die at top of mountain, then they revive at Cape Terrigan. Amazing.

[Budonez]

How does HP at Cape then put them somewhere farther away mean shit? So, they die at top of mountain, then they revive at Cape Terrigan. Amazing.

Probably because they think that if they die, they'll be at their HP.