Changes Scheduled for the March Version Update (03/04/2008)

[Xno Kappa]

LMAO I fucking called this Pankration update. Next update teaser is going to be about BALLISTA, you heard it here first folks. :D

[Kayos]

Mostly fluff, but it adds up y'know?

Because fluff + fluff + fluff = great update?
lol at the amount of optimism some of you people still have. I am not QQing, but at this point I have set my sights real real low for this update. Hopefully I will be pleasantly surprised.

[Vedder]

I'm convinced the developers have given up and are spending our monthly fees as we speak on booz and women in some cheezy karokoke bar in tokyo while listening to michael jacksons 25th anniversary thriller cd.

Not to mention devising ways to schedule the update and subsequent patch fixes to most optimally screw over EU subscribers, amirite?

[Izzy]

I'm convinced the developers have given up and are spending our monthly fees as we speak on booz and women in some cheezy karokoke bar in tokyo while listening to michael jacksons 25th anniversary thriller cd.

Not to mention devising ways to schedule the update and subsequent patch fixes to most optimally screw over EU subscribers, amirite?

Oh jesus here we go.

[Toonshady]

nothing much to say that hasn't already been said. i hope the emperor band will make leveling my DRK easier

[Vigion]

Not sure whats funnier a large group of people screaming like little bitches at the fanfest for emote dances, or the 120+ people in DA doing a dance emote around the ls that claims fafhogg.

[jibini]

The ring is gonna make XP fly by extremely fast, yet accomplish nothing of value?

Why put a third in if it's not significantly better than the two that are already available is more my point.

See: 75% of the equipment that gets added with every patch.

I thinking (hoping) that the reason they've been showing all of these little fluff changes and have been so hush-hush on the big stuff is that, well, the big stuff is gonna be BIG.

That's what a bunch of us in my LS were thinking about WotG as a whole. They showed us so little leading up to it, compared to CoP and ToAU, but we figured it was just because they were keeping a lot of the really good stuff quiet.

Then it turned out that, for the most part, it just wasn't there.

[ringthree]

I am SE's number one fan boy. You have to torture me to get me to say anything bad about SE and I would just be making it up to end the torture and not really believe it.

But even I am left scratching my head and saying WTF? I mean none of this is bad, but for the first update after an expansion there has been 2 total posts about anything related to the expansion. Where is like everything else? Can't they just fire the CoP guys and have the ToAU guys make all the expansions?

[Kaslo]

One thing this definitely says is that SE is listening to us sometimes.

[facepalm]

way to ignore his VERY next sentence.

[BerenTebogo]

Lame

[The Blackrose]

Facepalm all you want, they asked if we wanted it, they got a resounding "yes" from everyone, and they implemented it.

http://flipside-ls.com/Soneldar/images/owl_orly.png

Double facepalm where applicable.

[DAKPluto]

The ring is gonna make XP fly by extremely fast, yet accomplish nothing of value?

Why put a third in if it's not significantly better than the two that are already available is more my point.

It was a crack on Dragonforce, not the ring

[Fhqwghads]

One thing this definitely says is that SE is listening to us sometimes.

[facepalm]

way to ignore his VERY next sentence.

Way to fail at seeing the meaning behind the facepalm as it relates to what I quoted.

[BerenTebogo]

I was holding this in

But everyone who thinks this is a decent version update, and who isn't disappoint by this then go play fucking Pokemon Online, hell, I love Pokemon, I'm not trashing it, but I think there is one thing you're all forgetting here.

THIS IS FFXI ONLINE, NOT POKEMON, NOT DDR XXXTREME, NOT BARBIE'S FUN DRESS-UP PLAYHOUSE!

Seriously, this is not FFXI driven content, this is fucking filler for faggots, alliteration intended, I'm god damned sick of this shit, and wasting my expectations for 3 fucking weeks day after day because they want to release this fucking failure shit to me like I'm going to sit here, as some of you are, vibrating my asshole with a rumble-pack over this ridiculous spew.

PUT ALL THE SHIT IN ONE OR TWO SUCK UPDATES, NOT FUCKING 7.

Seriously, I mean this with all my heart and soul, if you honestly believe this has been an APPROPRIATE PROGRESSION AND BUSINESS CHOICE FOR SE OVER THE PAST 3 WEEKS, please, for the love of god, ingest cyanide, lots of it, you're not doing the human race any favors with your fucking LSD-induced perma-smile.

[miokomioko]

Yes, god-fucking-forbid they add anything to the game that doesn't directly increase the damage you deal with your virtual sword to a virtual monster. :ashira:

[FinalJustice]

http://www.unrequited-guild.com/girl_fight.jpg

[BerenTebogo]

Yes, god-fucking-forbid they add anything to the game that doesn't directly increase the damage you deal with your virtual sword to a virtual monster. :ashira:

Quests?

Missions?

The fucking sky serpent saga was to me the best part of ToAU, and I still do 4 salvage 3 nyzul a week, it's not all about damage but this shit...

Hell, recipes! EVEN JUST SAY THEY'RE GONNA ADD NEW RECIPES, FUCK

[blister1]

Chances of being able to use Emperor and Empress are slim to none. This is SE.

[Izzy]

Yes, god-fucking-forbid they add anything to the game that doesn't directly increase the damage you deal with your virtual sword to a virtual monster. :ashira:

Quests?

Missions?

The fucking sky serpent saga was to me the best part of ToAU, and I still do 4 salvage 3 nyzul a week, it's not all about damage but this shit...

Hell, recipes! EVEN JUST SAY THEY'RE GONNA ADD NEW RECIPES, FUCK

While you are a much angrier person than I am...I agree. These updates have NOTHING to do with the progression of the game what so ever.
"OH LOOK OUR PIXELS CAN DANCE NOW"
"OH WE'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU ANOTHER EXP RING THAT YOU PROBLEY CAN'T HAVE WITH YOUR EMPRESS BAND"
"LOOK YOU CAN GET 4 NEW POKEMON TO PLAY WITH"
Even if you try to pass that shit of as "improving old content" that's a fucking shitty ass terrible excuse for an improvement. Try improving something that 500 frustrated and fed-up people per server have been asking you to fix for YEARS (kings) instead of improving something that 4 people participate in a day (pankration).

[Fhqwghads]

Quests?
Missions?
The fucking sky serpent saga was to me the best part of ToAU, and I still do 4 salvage 3 nyzul a week, it's not all about damage but this shit...
Hell, recipes! EVEN JUST SAY THEY'RE GONNA ADD NEW RECIPES, FUCK

But there's a new ring! That's good, right?