If You made $3,000/hr

[archibaldcrane]

I would be putting maximum contributions into my IRA's and other mutual funds. By 35, sitting on my ass at a new beach every week not working anymore.

I'm so sorry, but that made me lol so hard.

You know what they say about the fool and his money? lol.

Goddamnit Guartz, could you troll any harder?

Saving for retirement is for losers and squares, don't you know the martian people only allow people with tin-foil hats to keep their earnings?

[Tyr]

I wouldn't whore myself out for any price...money comes and goes, not worth it.

and lol at "high class hookers"

[Selamis]

I remember hearing on some msnbc show that price is negotiated based on what you want. Like you could pay for an hour of service or just until you blow your load, and stuff like that. One guy paid like 10,000 or something to spend a week straight there....but then they had other prices standard, like for multiple girls, hot tub action, themed rooms, ect. Granted though, for whoring yourself out at whatever price, as was said you pretty much can't say no to anything....

Anyway, if I made 3k an hour at a job, debt is paid off. Hi2u traveling and living in Ireland and Japan for a period of time, and hi2u a nice house and some cars. Might invest some of it too...but maybe.

[Soprano]

I'd go buy hookers.

Kidding, I would be putting maximum contributions into my IRA's and other mutual funds. By 35, sitting on my ass at a new beach every week not working anymore.

Made me lol as well because all those IRA's and mutual funds don't really worth much in today's market.

[Intense]

Whats Neopolitan?

(Do I really want to know?)

[Koyuki]

Whats Neopolitan?

(Do I really want to know?)

Blowjob from a midget?

[guartz]

Goddamnit Guartz, could you troll any harder?

Saving for retirement is for losers and squares, don't you know the martian people only allow people with tin-foil hats to keep their earnings?

I thought it "cute" more then anything else tbh. I mean, technically, if your making 1.1m a year you can't open an IRA anyway. I mean, approach anyone who makes close to 1mil a year and suggest to them IRA and mutual funds for retirement and they will either laugh at you for 15 mins or punch you.

[Selamis]

Whats Neopolitan?

(Do I really want to know?)

Havins sex at the same time, with a blonde, brunette, and redhead. Don't ask me why I know. <_<

[dritero]

If I just made 3k in an hour for pimping myself out in vegas, I'd probably go gamble it away on blackjack.

[Tyche]

Goddamnit Guartz, could you troll any harder?

Saving for retirement is for losers and squares, don't you know the martian people only allow people with tin-foil hats to keep their earnings?

I thought it "cute" more then anything else tbh. I mean, technically, if your making 1.1m a year you can't open an IRA anyway. I mean, approach anyone who makes close to 1mil a year and suggest to them IRA and mutual funds for retirement and they will either laugh at you for 15 mins or punch you.

But they aren't making 1.1M a year for 20 years. They have, maybe, 3-4 peak years in a profession like that. Sort of like NFL players, average career is probably what, 3 seasons? You think people don't invest that money? Are you retarded? ohwait....

Oh, and I'd cure AIDS with 3k/hr

[guartz]

Are you retarded? ohwait....

nah, I just know what modified adjusted gross income is. Do yourself a favor, if you ever find yourself with 1mil+ call a financial advisor.

[Jefe]

Now i ask you... what would be your first thought if you just made 3,000 in one hour?

How you made it does not matter, but if you could make that much an hour what would you do with it? What would go thru your mind everyday?

Think about it and grow from there.

Obviously help my loved ones, and yeah help some needy folk too. However, I wouldn't throw away my principles/ethics to make that kind of money, those are priceless... Besides, that's who I am. Then I would spoil myself with a Porsche Carrera GT lol.

Damn, there goes the fuking page get, didn't know your ass was lurking

[TheShadyMan]

3k an hour?
I'd built a fountain in front of my house that spat out gasoline instead of water.

And then I'd occasionally set it on fire for a fountain of flames!
(Regardless of whether that's possible or not. Screw the rules, I have money.)

[Bunnykillah]

If its the same bunny ranch as hbo shows some of them girls are fugly. Like I think there is this 40 year old on there and makes me ew when I watch.

[mootsfox]

$3,000/hr?

Folding farms, 30" monitors, lots of audio stuff, and maybe a car.

[bigfreakinlion]

Listening to Howard Stern a few months ago, he had 3 girls from the Bunny Ranch in the studio. Great interview, pretty interesting stuff from the girls about their lifestyles/clientelle/etc. One of the girls was blind and they made her ride the sybian, lol.