Student Suspended for buying Skittles

[Khamsin]

Back when schools in the UK were allowed to have tuck shops (before we single handedly were charged with having to cure all the fat kids in the country) my little brother, who was always a mercenary little sod, made a fortune queuing up to buy stuff from it at breaktimes and selling it on at a gross markup to the kids who were too lazy to queue. The teachers caught him in the end, just laughed at him and told my mum he would go far in business.

Course now it's so anti-anything that even the staff get bitched at if they dare to drink anything but water (considering most teachers LIVE on caffiene from their coffee it's barbaric) and you have to teach 30 kids all sucking on their waterbottles like Maggie from the Simpsons. We even got told we had to stop giving one tiny sweet (like a single jelly bean or the like) away as a merit prize at the end of the week.

They should have converted that tuck shop into a nip/tuck shop.

[Ryushii]

No making fun of me til I get out of class to defend myself. And no gay guys talking about breaking me in half either. And yes, that's a little mole above my naval!

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/165/mekl0.jpg

Yes, I know I'm that fucking sexy.

OMG how can you possibly have that little muscle mass? Where is your chest? I see nipples and a belly button and nothing else. Even your arms are skimpy. Go lift something

BTW, are your legs really small too? One of the teachers at my school is a huge marathon runner, and it always amazed me how his tiny legs could carry him so far...

[Tricen]

Muscle doesn't really compute to stamina... Although you do look a little more badass than I would have pictured.

[Tyche]

Lol, I'm actually the antithesis of badass. I just threw on some shorts and my $12 AE sunglasses right after crawling out of the shower. It's an illusion of badass! You usually catch me in khaki pants with a tucked in dress shirt and a blackberry strapped to my hip. Yeah, one of those guys.

As far as my legs go, they aren't huge, but they're toned and defined. I'd assume your teachers are the same. The pic really doesn't do my torso justice, you could count all my ribs if you stood close enough.