ATTN: Redneck Breeder in a Ram, AL License 46A90

[Remyo]

Funny, I just had something like this happen the other day.

I have a take home department SUV "Unmarked" (While in uniform), was driving down Route 3 in the far left lane already going 90 (60 MPH state highway). Someone in a explorer decides I myself wasnt going fast enough, so he started riding the back of my unmarked explorer. Being the great individual I am, I decided that 90 was a fine speed limit for myself and the gentleman behind me.

He traveled behind me for a good 2 miles, right lane was open with the random car goign 60-70 here and there. However, he decided to say behind me flashing his high beams every 15 seconds (guess when he turned on his high beams, he didnt noticed the Blue LED lights behind the tinted rear mirror? Or even the 2 small antennas on the top? lmao)

So I eventually start to get annoyed/blinded and decided to pull over to the right lane and let him pass. This gentleman decides to pull along aside myself and showed me that he was "Number 1" I believe it was..... and how he can kill me at any moment with his glock in the glove compartment, while not noticing my uniform I guess? Oh well. I get back behind him, and start to tail him.... he speeds off, and the minute he hit 120 MPH (yes, 120 MPH in a explorer at 2 am..... lovely) I decided to pull him over on the highway, since him going double the speed and threatening the life of a civil employee (in uniform...in a department car) it was a felony and gave me the right to pull him over while out of town >.>

So pull him out at gunpoint, with the assistance from state police and the minute we pull the gentleman from the car what do we notice? This tough guy, managed to soil himself right when we pulled him over........ I dont think anyone could keep a straight face after he was arrested.

Oh such a good day, such a good day indeed.

See IZZY! My job can be fun too

thread winner

[jmc]

Funny, I just had something like this happen the other day.

I have a take home department SUV "Unmarked" (While in uniform), was driving down Route 3 in the far left lane already going 90 (60 MPH state highway). Someone in a explorer decides I myself wasnt going fast enough, so he started riding the back of my unmarked explorer. Being the great individual I am, I decided that 90 was a fine speed limit for myself and the gentleman behind me.

He traveled behind me for a good 2 miles, right lane was open with the random car goign 60-70 here and there. However, he decided to say behind me flashing his high beams every 15 seconds (guess when he turned on his high beams, he didnt noticed the Blue LED lights behind the tinted rear mirror? Or even the 2 small antennas on the top? lmao)

So I eventually start to get annoyed/blinded and decided to pull over to the right lane and let him pass. This gentleman decides to pull along aside myself and showed me that he was "Number 1" I believe it was..... and how he can kill me at any moment with his glock in the glove compartment, while not noticing my uniform I guess? Oh well. I get back behind him, and start to tail him.... he speeds off, and the minute he hit 120 MPH (yes, 120 MPH in a explorer at 2 am..... lovely) I decided to pull him over on the highway, since him going double the speed and threatening the life of a civil employee (in uniform...in a department car) it was a felony and gave me the right to pull him over while out of town >.>

So pull him out at gunpoint, with the assistance from state police and the minute we pull the gentleman from the car what do we notice? This tough guy, managed to soil himself right when we pulled him over........ I dont think anyone could keep a straight face after he was arrested.

Oh such a good day, such a good day indeed.

See IZZY! My job can be fun too

well if he had to go that bad....who can blame him for speeding and getting upset that you were keeping from his porcelain paradise.

Oh i'll edit it in.......

State police, who made the arrest told him that needing to use the restroom was no reason to speed that badly, and this guy assured them that he:

1) Wasnt speeding

2) Didnt need to use the restroom

3) That its bullshit a "rental cop" is driving a real cop car

[Tonko]

Once again, I'm going to have to edit a post title, as I'm 100% certain this personage was not in the habit of fucking other men.

Awesome story. Carry on.

[Amarok]

Funny, I just had something like this happen the other day.

I have a take home department SUV "Unmarked" (While in uniform), was driving down Route 3 in the far left lane already going 90 (60 MPH state highway). Someone in a explorer decides I myself wasnt going fast enough, so he started riding the back of my unmarked explorer. Being the great individual I am, I decided that 90 was a fine speed limit for myself and the gentleman behind me.

He traveled behind me for a good 2 miles, right lane was open with the random car goign 60-70 here and there. However, he decided to say behind me flashing his high beams every 15 seconds (guess when he turned on his high beams, he didnt noticed the Blue LED lights behind the tinted rear mirror? Or even the 2 small antennas on the top? lmao)

So I eventually start to get annoyed/blinded and decided to pull over to the right lane and let him pass. This gentleman decides to pull along aside myself and showed me that he was "Number 1" I believe it was..... and how he can kill me at any moment with his glock in the glove compartment, while not noticing my uniform I guess? Oh well. I get back behind him, and start to tail him.... he speeds off, and the minute he hit 120 MPH (yes, 120 MPH in a explorer at 2 am..... lovely) I decided to pull him over on the highway, since him going double the speed and threatening the life of a civil employee (in uniform...in a department car) it was a felony and gave me the right to pull him over while out of town >.>

So pull him out at gunpoint, with the assistance from state police and the minute we pull the gentleman from the car what do we notice? This tough guy, managed to soil himself right when we pulled him over........ I dont think anyone could keep a straight face after he was arrested.

Oh such a good day, such a good day indeed.

See IZZY! My job can be fun too

well if he had to go that bad....who can blame him for speeding and getting upset that you were keeping from his porcelain paradise.

Oh i'll edit it in.......

State police, who made the arrest told him that needing to use the restroom was no reason to speed that badly, and this guy assured them that he:

1) Wasnt speeding

2) Didnt need to use the restroom

3) That its bullshit a "rental cop" is driving a real cop car

So are you a cop that was out of town or are you really a "rental cop"?

[Amarok]

Once again, I'm going to have to edit a post title, as I'm 100% certain this personage was not in the habit of fucking other men.

Awesome story. Carry on.

I don't know if you live in the south but lots of sodomy goes on in the backwood. Also incest.

[SephYuyX]

jmcgarrell wins.

[Octavious]

I would have thrown my spare tire iron at his truck as he went past. Yes, I have a spare tire iron since I only use a 4 ways anyways. It makes a handy projectile.

Psh, go resident evil on him and boomerang the hell out of that tire iron Brill! BYAAAHHH *wooshwooshwoosh* THUD

[Remyo]

oh noes someone used faggot in a different sense thanks tonko for keeping this topic so PC.

[jmc]

Funny, I just had something like this happen the other day.

I have a take home department SUV "Unmarked" (While in uniform), was driving down Route 3 in the far left lane already going 90 (60 MPH state highway). Someone in a explorer decides I myself wasnt going fast enough, so he started riding the back of my unmarked explorer. Being the great individual I am, I decided that 90 was a fine speed limit for myself and the gentleman behind me.

He traveled behind me for a good 2 miles, right lane was open with the random car goign 60-70 here and there. However, he decided to say behind me flashing his high beams every 15 seconds (guess when he turned on his high beams, he didnt noticed the Blue LED lights behind the tinted rear mirror? Or even the 2 small antennas on the top? lmao)

So I eventually start to get annoyed/blinded and decided to pull over to the right lane and let him pass. This gentleman decides to pull along aside myself and showed me that he was "Number 1" I believe it was..... and how he can kill me at any moment with his glock in the glove compartment, while not noticing my uniform I guess? Oh well. I get back behind him, and start to tail him.... he speeds off, and the minute he hit 120 MPH (yes, 120 MPH in a explorer at 2 am..... lovely) I decided to pull him over on the highway, since him going double the speed and threatening the life of a civil employee (in uniform...in a department car) it was a felony and gave me the right to pull him over while out of town >.>

So pull him out at gunpoint, with the assistance from state police and the minute we pull the gentleman from the car what do we notice? This tough guy, managed to soil himself right when we pulled him over........ I dont think anyone could keep a straight face after he was arrested.

Oh such a good day, such a good day indeed.

See IZZY! My job can be fun too

well if he had to go that bad....who can blame him for speeding and getting upset that you were keeping from his porcelain paradise.

Oh i'll edit it in.......

State police, who made the arrest told him that needing to use the restroom was no reason to speed that badly, and this guy assured them that he:

1) Wasnt speeding

2) Didnt need to use the restroom

3) That its bullshit a "rental cop" is driving a real cop car

So are you a cop that was out of town or are you really a "rental cop"?

Cop, out of town. I dont wear the "normal" Blue uniform due to being assigned to special operations.

[SephYuyX]

oh noes someone used faggot in a different sense thanks tonko for keeping this topic so PC.

As I recall from previous topics, I remember 'breeder' being derogatory term for straight people; still not PC.

[Tonko]

Wasn't trying to be PC, wasn't offended, just making things more accurate. Grow a sense of humor Remy0, will serve you better than your attempts at sarcasm & trolling.

[Tajin]

Grow a sense of humor Remy0, will serve you better than your attempts at sarcasm & trolling.

^

[skurlover]

This title was a good change as I like it, but I do like me a good FAGGOT insult from time to time too.

[Charla]

He was probably also in the habit of breeding other Rednecks, so it works on other levels too!

[Brill Weave]

Psh, go resident evil on him and boomerang the hell out of that tire iron Brill! BYAAAHHH *wooshwooshwoosh* THUD

Speaking of which I'm a tad jealous. Attila told me he got the Mega Man gun in Dead Rising. I'm still trying to get it It gets boring raising your kill count to over 53,000!

[Octavious]

Bob Vila only has skills in Dead Rising though, we need to get on Gears of War and i'll work my chainsaw up your ass faster then an asian bondage princess. We are also past due on some Rock Band fun Brill. (???;?;???)

On topic though, JMC wins the internet with his ownage of that guy. I think that arrest sums up 99.99% of people who act like that, tough behind the wheel & pussy in public.

[Brill Weave]

I'm still playing Call of Duty 4 and Lost Odyssey. Haven't touched Rock Band in a little while, though I did download some of the new songs from Live. I might actually have to pick Gears of War back up again.

[Melchiah]

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[archibaldcrane]

Once again, I'm going to have to edit a post title, as I'm 100% certain this personage was not in the habit of fucking other men.

Awesome story. Carry on.

I think Tonko was calling me on the oxymoron of the thread title.

A very gay former model dude that I used to work with at a restaurant drove a red Dodge Ram pickup truck. It's more likely than you think!

[Doofus]

oh noes someone used faggot in a different sense thanks tonko for keeping this topic so PC.

As I recall from previous topics, I remember 'breeder' being derogatory term for straight people; still not PC.

Derogatory term for straight people? Are you shitting me? Thats just hilarious that you are comparing the two.

Remyo, there is no 'different sense', its used in that way as an insult because it means a gay person, which you are insulting them by calling them that.