Aprill fools thread. What're your ideas?

[Septimus]

Im lame, and my cunt boss' have a sexual need for salt, they put it on fucking everythihg, and theres like 10 salt containers everywhere.

So im going to throw them all away.

Replace the salt with sugar for a higher score.

No, someone may have the diabetes. Instead, clog the holes of the salt container with glue so that there will be salt in them, but they won't be able get the salt out. Don't just do it on April 1st, it is good any day of the year for passive-aggressive fun!

[Elcura]

How about baking soda?

[CMMeast]

Or all-purpose flour?

[Khamsin]

Or a semen sample?

Perhaps that'd be better suited for the unlabelled lab bottle.

[Kaylia]

I'm going to pretend it's a normal day and do nothing.

[Cheerios]

I'm going to pretend it's a normal day and do nothing.

But it is a normal day.

[Mizango]

I'm gonna tell my girlfriend I have AIDS

Let me know how that turns out lol, I have a spare couch you can crash on.

I'm gonna tell my girlfriend I have AIDS

In contrast, I'm going to get AIDS and give it to as many people as I possibly can

Nice.

[Guyverarmor]

I still haven't decided what I am gonna do.... but I may do the sugar-in-shaker for my boss. Will bring Epic lulz to the office :rocl:

[Ace-o-fire]

My friend is a cop where my gf is from. So I’m going to get him to call her about house being burglarized, (works since her parents are on vacation) and how he needs her to come up to fill out a report, And when she gets up there all that’s going to be missing a blender or some small shit like that.


Either that or I do break in to her home and set up a surprise party for her.

I just hope Kyle doesn’t get in any shit for it.

[Plow]

set them up on a fake date with a fake e-girlfriend

[Parshias]

My friend is a cop where my gf is from. So I’m going to get him to call her about house being burglarized, (works since her parents are on vacation) and how he needs her to come up to fill out a report, And when she gets up there all that’s going to be missing a blender or some small shit like that.


Either that or I do break in to her home and set up a surprise party for her.

I just hope Kyle doesn’t get in any shit for it.

Do that, except move the blender behind something for when she gets back home. Bonus points if the cop boyfriend comes with her and then goes, "ohhhhh, it was behind the couch! oops!"

[Byrd]

A friend of mine (Jeff) was going to Stanford, and if you live in campus housing, they assign you roomates. He was going away for a couple of weeks, but had plants (or something equivalent) that needed watering. So he gave his key to another friend (Kevin) of his to water the plants, with the instructions that his new roomate (who Jeff has never met or spoken to) would be showing up within the next week or so. So Kevin goes about watering the plants and so forth when a diabolical plan occurs to him.

The first time Kevin meets this roomate, Kevin plans to introduce himself as Jeff, hang around the house a little bit, water the plants, be a roomate for a couple of days, etc. Then, when Jeff actually comes home, the new roomate is terribly confused when the real Jeff introduces himself.

As it turns out, Kevin chickens out. But he realizes the opportunity is too much to pass up, so he decides on something substantially more subtle. Living in the Bay Area, there are a number of gay-oriented stores around. He goes into one of them and picks out a couple of refrigerator magnets. One of them is a very sexually suggestive (w/o being explicit) picture of a muscular man posing in a suggestive manner. The second is a little hand-drawn cartoon of a bunch of sheep standing around, one of them pink, with the subtitle "The Pink Sheep of the Family."

Before the new roomate arrives, Kevin slips them onto the fridge. The new roomate sees them and assumes they are Jeff's; Jeff sees them and assumes they belong to the new roomate. Jeff spends the next six months wondering why his gay roomate keeps obsessing about breasts.

Six months go by before Kevin's girlfriend finally meets Jeff at cocktails one evening, and after four drinks, she finally spills the beans. The roomate, now having known Jeff for six months, doesn't believe the story.

[wyrmtung]

I wanna prank my boss who is pretty savvy so it's gotta be pretty sneaky and believable. Any ideas?

Background if it helps: I work in an office of cubicles. My boss's cube is opposite mine. My coworkers would be willing to cooperate if need be.

[Ace-o-fire]

My friend is a cop where my gf is from. So I’m going to get him to call her about house being burglarized, (works since her parents are on vacation) and how he needs her to come up to fill out a report, And when she gets up there all that’s going to be missing a blender or some small shit like that.


Either that or I do break in to her home and set up a surprise party for her.

I just hope Kyle doesn’t get in any shit for it.

Do that, except move the blender behind something for when she gets back home. Bonus points if the cop boyfriend comes with her and then goes, "ohhhhh, it was behind the couch! oops!"

haha i like that so much better hahaha.

[dilbert]

I wanna cup my house, where you fill the entire house with styrofoam cups and fill them with water, but it takes about a yr of planning lol not a few days

[Slapper]

Inspired by that picture I saw on the random image thread:
http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/8503/poster3ud0.png

[Khamsin]

Instead of cups and water, why not fill someone's bedroom with jello on a cold winter day? So that once the jello sets, the victim can open the door to his room to be greeted by a wall-to-wall gelatinous cube. Or, if that's too much jello, just make a form for it and put a thin wall of it just inside his door so, from his side, it would look like his room was filled with jello until he punches through the jello-wall. Or if that's still too much jello, make a plaster cast of something, and then use the mold to make jello the same shape as the thing you cast. Like, a cooperative person or an object.

[archibaldcrane]

You really want Jello to be involved in someone's plans, eh Khamsin?

[sephir]

One time my friends and I took about 200 of these large gymnastic cubes(stole is the word I guess) which are used by Gymnists, Snowboarders, wake boarders as a sort of training as when you land on them they cushion your fall. We took these and stacked all 200 of them into our boss's office. When he walked in the next day all he saw were these blocks covering the entire office from floor to ceiling.

We also put his golf cart on a zip line. But thats another story.

[Byrd]

Instead of cups and water, why not fill someone's bedroom with jello on a cold winter day? So that once the jello sets, the victim can open the door to his room to be greeted by a wall-to-wall gelatinous cube. Or, if that's too much jello, just make a form for it and put a thin wall of it just inside his door so, from his side, it would look like his room was filled with jello until he punches through the jello-wall. Or if that's still too much jello, make a plaster cast of something, and then use the mold to make jello the same shape as the thing you cast. Like, a cooperative person or an object.

As an FYI, jello stains. Some friends of mine held a jello wrestling party in their basement with orange jello. They started with a kiddie pool about 3/4 full of jello, and ended up with everyone and everything completely coated in jello. This included the walls and ceilings, which created orange stains they were not able to get out. They had to completely repaint the entire basement of the rental house at their own expense.

I miss college.