Heaven helps those that help themselves.
Heaven helps those that help themselves.
Oh my God. I'm going into my fallout shelter now!Diabetes IS actually Wilford Brimley possessing someone.
Here's your update Izzy http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23882698/Originally Posted by Izzy
I am soooo going to sig that.Originally Posted by Neosutra
Fuck that. 6 years for basically murdering your daughter?Originally Posted by Eston
I'm going to go to work today and ejaculate on every person in the office and tell them God made me do it. I should be able to keep my job then right?
Originally Posted by Izzy
In theory, yes.
Oh my. . . I've heard of everything now.
What the hell were those people thinking><.
Listen to this man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o
Even better news, this isnt the first child theyve killed:
The Worthingtons also lost a baby boy in 2001, but an investigation was closed after family members told police the child was stillborn. Several other Followers of Christ children have also been stillborn or died during home births in recent years, and none of the deaths resulted in criminal charges, authorities have said.
Fantastic.
Disgusting...simply disgusting.Originally Posted by Neosutra
The stillborn ones at least didn't have to wonder why Mommy and Daddy couldn't help them as they died from an easily treatable condition.
Assuming they really were stillborn, or assuming that the archaic birthing procedures they used wasnt the cause of their death.Originally Posted by Kyreth
Fastest trip to heaven available.
Originally Posted by Izzy
Exactly
Man, Talk about a quick turnaround.Originally Posted by Blarg
Natural selection <3
Imo there are too many people in the world, anyway.
condomsOriginally Posted by Blarg
every sperm is scared
OOPS SACRED, HONEST TYPO I SWEAR
No stupid, everyone knows the soul enters at the very moment of conception!Originally Posted by Howard Roark
haha sorry, calvinist divine something or other goes hereOriginally Posted by Blarg
twinkle in your eye do not spill thy seed upon the ground, yeah yeah, i know the drill
[quote=Howard Roark]haha sorry, calvinist divine something or other goes hereOriginally Posted by Blarg
twinkle in your eye do not spill thy seed upon the ground, yeah yeah, i know the drill[/quote:39jm4dgt]
rofllllllllllll
Generally, infants don't have the cognitive capacity to understand why they're dying slowly, nor realize Mommy and Daddy could have taken them to a doctor and saved them and decided chanting prayers over their failing body was the better option instead. In that they couldn't realize how badly their parents were failing them, alone are such children fortunate in being spared suffering.Originally Posted by Neosutra