Random Item Creation Fun.

[Maxxthepenguin]

Minstrel's Horn
(Wind Instr.)All Races
"Ballad"+1
Lv.56 BRD

Minstrel's Horn+1
(Wind Instr.)All Races
"Ballad"+2
Lv.56 DRK

I can lock the thread now, it's over.

DRK/BRD is the future

Ballad+Minuet 2 go

[spaghetti_monster]

Luciola's Rod
(Club) All Races
DMG:42 Delay:21
Enchantment: "Dispense Gil"
HQ Success Rate +25%
LV.1 All Jobs
<50/50 0:30/[1:00, 0:30]>

[Awoir]

Isn't that absurdly high DMG for a level 1 club?

[Genosync]

Isn't that absurdly high DMG for a level 1 club?

It's all one big, giant joke. Sorry if you don't get the whole thing.

[Karbuncle]

Isn't that absurdly high DMG for a level 1 club?

It's all one big, giant joke. Sorry if you don't get the whole thing.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/885000..._woosh_150.jpg



Nice club lol

[Kyreth]

Hmm. Ladybug armor would be interesting.

Ladybug set/Wing set (Cap, Armor, Mittens, Subligar, Leggings)
Harness type
Set: Daylight Regen (3 pieces 1/tic, 4 2/tic, 5 3/tic)
L40 WAR / MNK / RDM / THF / PLD / DRK /
BST / BRD / SAM / NIN / DRG / BLU / COR / DNC

Head Def: 14/15, -/Evasion +1, Dark Resist -/-2
Body Def: 29/30, -/Evasion +2, Dark Resist -/-3
Hands Def: 9/10, -/Evasion +1, Dark Resist -/-2
Legs Def: 20/21, -/Evasion +1, Dark Resist -/-2
Feet Def: 8/9, -/Evasion +1, Dark Resist -/-2

[SamanosukeShiva]

Lv75 (Head) DRK/BST/RNG/SAM/DRG
Wyvern Helm
STR+5 Fire+10 HP+30 "Enhance Charm effect" (Allows to charm Wyvern type mob)

Lv75 (Head) DRK/BST/RNG/SAM/DRG
Wyvern Helm +1
STR+6 Fire+11 HP+31 "Enhance Charm effect" (Allows to charm Wyvern and Dragon type mob)


Lv75 (Great Sword) DRK/PLD/WAR
Baldr (rare/ex)
DMG:81 Delay:480 Attack+15 Ocassionally Attack Twice Additional Effect: Terror (5% Proc rate)
Drops off Nidhogg

[shieldsofwindurst]

Claustrum
All Elemental Magic Acc/Dmg + 20%
All Summoning Perpetuation - 4
All Bloodpacts Acc/Dmg + 20%
NOTHING FUCKING ELSE

actually no...
Weaponskill: Implosion: Destroys your claustrum because YOU WERE STUPID ENOUGH TO MELEE.

With apologies to Tymora, who was awesome enough to actually farm spiders with hers.

[Marootsoobutsu]

Claustrum
All Elemental Magic Acc/Dmg + 20%
All Summoning Perpetuation - 4
All Bloodpacts Acc/Dmg + 20%
NOTHING FUCKING ELSE

actually no...
Weaponskill: Implosion: Destroys your claustrum because YOU WERE STUPID ENOUGH TO MELEE.

With apologies to Tymora, who was awesome enough to actually farm spiders with hers.

I'd like to see BP ACC/Dmg +15%, BP Delay -5

[Linktri]

Yve'noile's Gamebreaking Hammer
(Club) All Races
DMG:67 Delay:220
Grants Dual Wield
Weaponskill: Cures alliance members*
Enchantment: Allows alliance members to use subjob 2 hour ability.
LV. 75 WHM
<1/1 30:00/[672:00:00, 0:15]>**


Cure effect is approximately 250 HP per member.
Recharge timer is one month long.

[Tsukasaz]

Yve'noile's Gamebreaking Hammer
(Club) All Races
DMG:67 Delay:220
Grants Dual Wield
Weaponskill: Cures alliance members*
Enchantment: Allows alliance members to use subjob 2 hour ability.
LV. 75 WHM
<1/1 30:00/[672:00:00, 0:15]>**


Cure effect is approximately 250 HP per member.
Recharge timer is one month long.

Where is your avatar from? That's pretty funny/disturbing.

[Linktri]

Chappelle's show: Gay America.

If you haven't seen this, the license plate in the Gay DMV that reads "ASS MILK" is hysterical.

[Rocl]

Mighty Strikes + Mijin Gakure = Profit

[Howard Roark]

Faith Earring
Dex+4
Set: H2H Skill +1
LVL 75

only works with Faith Torque

300 skill oh my god please finally!

[SamanosukeShiva]

shouldve add MND instead of DEX

[vagus]

Flagellants Torque:
DEF:3
Adds "Refresh" effect
Adds "Regen" Effect
Haste+3%
While Paralyzed: Ratt+3


lol

While Paralyzed: Ratt+3 <-- LOL.

[Zanz L. Barre The 3rd]

299 H2H skill is such a tease!

Nova Cuirass Armor Set:

Nova Schaller
[Head] Race (All) DEF: 40
+35 HP
+4% Haste
+6 Enmity
PLD/WAR

Nova Cuirass
[Body] Race (All) DEF: 55
+45 HP
+4 Enmity
-5% Damage Taken
Adds "Refresh" effect
PLD/WAR

Nova Handschuhs
[Hands] Race (All) DEF: 30
+30 HP
+2% Haste
+2 Enmity
+10 Shield Skill
PLD/WAR

Nova Diechlings
[Legs] Race (All) DEF: 45
+40 HP
+2% Haste
+6 Enmity
PLD/WAR

Nova Schuhs
[Feet] Race (All) DEF: 25
+20 HP
+4% Haste
+2 Enmity
Enhances "Cure" effect
PLD/WAR



Deus Sword/Shield Set:

Blade of Deus
[Sword] Race (All) DMG: 35 Delay: 215
+2 Enmity
Additional Effect: Drain
PLD/WAR

Shield of Deus:
[Shield] Race (All) DEF: 40
Occasionally absorbs damage
Enhances "Counter" Effect
PLD/WAR

Needs more SEPHIROTH'S BLADE OF DESTRUCTION, CLOUD'S BUSTER SWORD, SCROLL OF METEOR THAT SEPHIROTH SUMMONED 'CUZ HE WAS SUPER SAD

K?

[Eratosthenes]

Quick Boomerang
(Throwing)All Races
DMG:38 Delay:265 Haste +3%
Additional Effect vs Dragons: Defense and Evasion down
Lv.75 WAR/THF/RNG

Metal Blade
(Throwing)All Races
DMG:33 Delay:294
Occasionally attacks 2 to 8 directions
Lv.75 BLU/NIN/THF

[Apelila]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y16...oathanger1.jpg

Made it back when choco raising came out when someone was joking he needed to preform one because his choco was glitched and wouldn't wake up. (Made in mspaint, I don't really feel like updating it :\)

[Valena]

Cause we need moar than 10 sub for every job leveled :

Accomplice Band
[ear] All Races
Enchantment : Redirect experience gained to support job
up to 5000 experience points or 72 hours
<1/1 0:15/[16:00:00, 0:15]>
LVL 1 All jobs

doesn't work if sub job is higher than 40 ^^