Get Uwe Boll to stop making movies

[Ohemgee]

Didn't seanbaby from EGM have an article like this?

maybe seanbaby has access to the same internet we do

Yeah but the same article was about, 3 years ago.

Before the internet.

[Howard Roark]

nov 2006 sorta

but not really

was just another fight challenge but apparently muay thai and jiujitsu own boxing so boll backed out

Also, printed in Electronic Gaming Monthly's November 2006 edition of the section "The Rest of the Crap", written by critic Seanbaby, described Seanbaby's own involvement. Apparently Uwe was going to appear on G4's Attack of the Show! and promote this fight by sparring with one of the hosts. He claims that, "Again, he's [Uwe Boll] a matchmaking genius, because everyone on TV's 3-feet tall. If you were watching [AotS] during the time I co-hosted, you might have noticed that I could have leaned over and eaten host Kevin Pereira." A producer of the show then asked if Seanbaby would come and spar in the host's place for the event. Seanbaby says that he trains in Muay Thai and jujutsu, and that, "Boxing is to Fighting what Hungry Hungry Hippos is to fighting..." When Uwe heard of this, he wanted to know Seanbaby's age, height, weight and fighting experience since he "learned he wasn't fighting a midget". After receiving said information, Boll chose not to appear on the program.

[Kuya]

Oh Germans. Half of them will crap their pants at the very presence of the letters N and A in a word and the other half will bite your balls off at the slightest provocation.

[Foof]

http://www.strategyinformer.com/news/86 ... off-limits

Blizzard has essentially laughed the German director out of their offices, and certainly right out of Azeroth.

"We will not sell the movie rights, not to you... especially not to you," was apparently Paul Sams reply, to which Azeroth was pronounced saved!

"I got in contact with Paul Sams of Blizzard, and he said, 'We will not sell the movie rights..." Boll told MTV News.

To his own admission he goes on to to say "Because it's such a big online game success, maybe a bad movie would destroy that ongoing income, what the company has with it."

There you have it, not only juicy news of rejection from Blizzard to Uwe Boll but his own acceptance he would make a "bad movie". Just the one Uwe?

So far an online petition is still ongoing that calls for the director to please stop making films, it originally had only 30,000 signatures but has since exploded to over 200,000. Uwe Boll himself has said that if it reached one million names then he would seriously consider stopping.

For the sake of the silver-screen, DVD 'bargain bins', torrent sites and videogames everywhere please do your duty for mankind and sign that petition.

[Correction]

http://kotaku.com/391105/postal-opening ... s-yes-four

Four.

[Stolin]

I'm going to die laughing following Boll's antics.
edit:

275904 Signatures Total

[Karbuncle]

275905 Signatures Total

What it told me after i applied

[Stolin]

Has anyone read some of these petition comments?
Here are some of the funnier ones I've found:

Aides. Cancer. Uwe Boll. Apples. . . . .Which does not belong?

Please stop making films. Little kids will see your work and try to outdo you with shadowpuppets, and will succeed.

toiletboll

Three simple words. He is gay

I make video games. I wake up in cold sweats imagining that SOMEDAY someone might sell the rights to a company, and they might have Mr. Boll make a film of it. And it would suck worse than any movie has ever sucked before, and I'd end up slitting my wrists in the bathtub. STOP STOP STOP. Please. For the love of God. If you volunteer to stop if we pay you to, you'd never go hungry again, Dr. Boll. I would give a weekly tithe to keep you away from a camera, from a computer even. Until that day, DEAR GOD, PLEASE STOP.

Uwe Boll's movies are like christmas morning, but when you run down to the tree you find that someones stolen all your presents, raped your dog, and defecated all over your mom's corpse.

LOL YEA WHUT DEY SAID MUTHER FOCKER YOU AINT DOWN WIT DA JIGGY YOU MAKE 1 MO MOVIE I WILL SEND (((((SIMK)))))) THE ((((((RETARDED GANGSTA TEXAN PSYCHO))))))) TO YOUR HOUSE AND HE WILL DRINK ALL YO BEER AND PEE IN YOUR CLOSET YOU UNDERSTAND ME FOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Germany gives birth to a new monster, Uwe Boll's films are so bad they make the Holocaust seem trivial by comparison, and has the potential to cause more harm. This man is a black hole on the world's economy and every person's career who works with him. There is a good chance that watching any of his films may render you sterile or give you cancer, the kicker being that the disease that you are 90% certain to get won't even have the decency to kill you before the end of the movie. I would be more than willing to sign his death warrant, but this will have to suffice for now.

[Kiyuan98]

275945 Signatures Total

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