The gimp/confused/wtf player thread: III

[Siralin]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3214/...2854e322_b.jpg

[Karbuncle]

At least the THF was Wearing.......... Are those AF hands? Even +1, Never be caught dead meleeing in them.

/sigh, There really is no hope. That entire party looks gimp, DOMARU SAM, another Generic Moron THF, The ever popular AF Galka WAR, and the Very Common gimp Elvaan PLD.


From what i can See from the THF
Behemoth Knife(probably NQ)
Offhand??
Walhara
Rapparree
AF Hands...
Paln. Pants
Homam Gamberias

Another half-asser, thinking combining DEX/AGI with Haste makes him free from using macro's. Again, so sorry you had the torment of partying near these gimps, Im sorry you had to see them.

[ashke]

Thunders PLD

I don't think Shantotto would put up w/ that shit.

[Siralin]

They moved down a level after about 15 min of us killing.

[Karbuncle]

They moved down a level after about 15 min of us killing.

Im surprised they didnt give up and warp >___>

[konoko]

honestly 99% of thief's suck and its my favorite job to play -.-

you would think making gear macro's, not meleeing in sata gear... learning to not waste SATA by linking SA and TA and then going behind the tank who currently has hate completely wasting your sneak attack would be required for a thief to even lot on items much less be allowed within a linkshell

[BerenTebogo]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...508_190645.jpg
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...508_190638.jpg
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...508_190634.jpg

Now in this episode of 'What the ufdughfdj fucking dnfjgdgf FUCK' Starring Forkphnenen I'd like to start by drawing your attention to the Shiranui mainhand. This stylish, razor-edge katana comes equipped with an ADDITIONAL EFFECT OF LIGHT DAMAGE, and to boot 37 damage! Clearly a winning situation for aspiring NINs everywhere.

Now you may notice that offhand he's using the ever-popular senjiuinrikio, and you might say to yourself, 'but Sath, isn't Senji 38 damage and 6% crit that is only applicable in that hand? and the truth is, yes it is, but when you're this awesome 6% crit is just asking to be tanking over all your other melees, I for one, support his decision to gimp himself, no doubt to make the rest of his LS feel better about themselves.

You may also notice this stylish Velocious Belt! Truly a testimony to the skill, and determination of this player, and the icing on the cake for what is otherwise a perfect set of gear! This V. Belt is brand new! Acquired last night as I hear, I think you'll all be with me when I call for around of applause at the amazing decision to give this belt to, what I can only assume, is the linkshells best tank! (gear-wise, of course!)

The other notable items are Koga head +1, which, personally, I would never go to Behemoth without, what would a good Behe be without a little Ni wheel? An EVA+ skill earring, yasha tekko, and triumph earring! Which we can only assume is for more STR for his melee attacks, he's a beast you see, and beasts need STR+

Well now that we've drawn this episode of 'What the ufdughfdj fucking dnfjgdgf FUCK' I'd like to thank you, the fans, for tuning in once again, and of course our star this week! We could all take some notes from this guy!

[Ros]

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/3299/lolthfax9.jpg

/emo

[Belkin]

Now in this episode of 'What the ufdughfdj fucking dnfjgdgf FUCK' Starring Forkphnenen I'd like to start by drawing your attention to the Shiranui mainhand. This stylish, razor-edge katana comes equipped with an ADDITIONAL EFFECT OF LIGHT DAMAGE, and to boot 37 damage! Clearly a winning situation for aspiring NINs everywhere.

Now you may notice that offhand he's using the ever-popular senjiuinrikio, and you might say to yourself, 'but Sath, isn't Senji 38 damage and 6% crit that is only applicable in that hand? and the truth is, yes it is, but when you're this awesome 6% crit is just asking to be tanking over all your other melees, I for one, support his decision to gimp himself, no doubt to make the rest of his LS feel better about themselves.

You may also notice this stylish Velocious Belt! Truly a testimony to the skill, and determination of this player, and the icing on the cake for what is otherwise a perfect set of gear! This V. Belt is brand new! Acquired last night as I hear, I think you'll all be with me when I call for around of applause at the amazing decision to give this belt to, what I can only assume, is the linkshells best tank! (gear-wise, of course!)

The other notable items are Koga head +1, which, personally, I would never go to Behemoth without, what would a good Behe be without a little Ni wheel? An EVA+ skill earring, yasha tekko, and triumph earring! Which we can only assume is for more STR for his melee attacks, he's a beast you see, and beasts need STR+

Well now that we've drawn this episode of 'What the ufdughfdj fucking dnfjgdgf FUCK' I'd like to thank you, the fans, for tuning in once again, and of course our star this week! We could all take some notes from this guy!

A little constructive criticism -- In the third paragraph, substitute the word stylish for something else, you already used it to describe the Shiranui.

[BerenTebogo]

Gah, I hate repeating adjectives :\

The pain of not proofreading.

[Karbuncle]

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/3299/lolthfax9.jpg

/emo

What? all im seeing is "Occasionally Whiffs2-8 hits" on that.

Gimp Thiefs Should be a "Smilies" icon, cause seriously, theres more of them per square feet then Bacteria

Edit: War Beret+1, Cause Optical hat is SO HARD to get, right?
Gilbuyer, all i can say. Kraken Club, P.CHRAM, Trotters, Snipers, and a complete lack of understanding on how you play your job comes from 1 thing, Buying gil/account

[Xarius]

im not a pld but wouldnt you want that +enm sword for kiting kb?
[img]rofl%20TWL[/img]

He's one of their better-equipped players. lol

You're missing the mithra

Yeah was gonna say....someone SS that please, or start a new topic all together on that lol...

[womp]

full Jaridah main hand Greed scimitar

[Charismatic]

I ain't gonna lie, I did Greed/Ifrit's all the way to 75.
I'm not ashamed to say that.

(Some of the better options didn't even exist, the others that did... I was too lazy to get)

[Belipo Jones]

im not a pld but wouldnt you want that +enm sword for kiting kb?
[img]rofl%20TWL[/img]

He's one of their better-equipped players. lol

You're missing the mithra

Yeah was gonna say....someone SS that please, or start a new topic all together on that lol...

which mithra? mr katrinka? lol....

[SamanosukeShiva]

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/a...509_103522.png
^ commander's cape

[Ramzii]

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/a...509_103522.png
^ commander's cape

Q_____Q waste of totsukano

holy shit is that a mithran stone?

[SamanosukeShiva]

galka jse belt i think

[terranova]

full Jaridah main hand Greed scimitar

Meh its campaign.

Probably xps in the gear though.

[Aella]

[img]TotsuSam[/img]
^ commander's cape

Q_____Q waste of totsukano

holy shit is that a mithran stone?

Anyone else notice that he's /whm? And it's in town anyway? Maybe he's trying to make people groan.