Orangina... GRRRRRRR

[wintersquall]

why in the holy blazes of FUCK does Orangina say ON THE FUCKING BOTTLE...

"Shake it!"




IF,

upon OPENING said vigorously shaken bottle, it proceeds to EXPLODE ALL OVER YOUR FUCKING DESK?!?!?!?

[Mizango]

why in the holy blazes of FUCK does Orangina say ON THE FUCKING BOTTLE...

"Shake it!"




IF,

upon OPENING said vigorously shaken bottle, it proceeds to EXPLODE ALL OVER YOUR FUCKING DESK?!?!?!?

For the lulz? I would.

[LinktheDeme]

why in the holy blazes of FUCK does Orangina say ON THE FUCKING BOTTLE...

"Shake it!"

Orangina reminds me of an orange vagina


IF,

upon OPENING said vigorously shaken bottle, it proceeds to EXPLODE ALL OVER YOUR FUCKING DESK?!?!?!?

[zoobernut]

I never vigorously shake orangina... just kinda swirl it in the bottle so the sediment goes back into solution. It is an art.

[Groovebox]

You need to treat a bottle of Orangina like a Vagina.

[Lockecole7]

You need to treat a bottle of Orangina like a Vagina.

Put your penis in the opening, finish in 10 seconds and throw it a wad of cash as you pass out?

[AkashiXI]

You need to treat a bottle of Orangina like a Vagina.

Shake vigorously and it explodes?

[wintersquall]

i'm at work, not possible... nor a very good idea given my proximity to the HR director.


i mean, what the fuck were they thinking?

[Mizango]

You need to treat a bottle of Orangina like a Vagina.

Put your penis in the opening, finish in 10 seconds and throw it a wad of cash as you pass out?

Fucking LOL.

[Olo401]

I usually just turn the bottle over end-to-end a couple times, enough to mix the orange pulp & liquid up.

<3 Orangina.. haven't had a bottle in years tho.

[wintersquall]

IT SAYS FUCKING SHAKE IT! WITH AN EXCLAMATION POINT!



someone's going down olo.

[Tricen]

You need to treat a bottle of Orangina like a Vagina.

Put your penis in the opening, finish in 10 seconds and throw it a wad of cash as you pass out?

Fucking LOL.

I bet you've been there done that etc.

[Mizango]

You need to treat a bottle of Orangina like a Vagina.

Put your penis in the opening, finish in 10 seconds and throw it a wad of cash as you pass out?

Fucking LOL.

I bet you've been there done that etc.

/shame

[Jeny]

They have some weird advertising. >.> Go check out their commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHA9Ig7H ... re=related

[Howard Roark]

brb getting a bottle of VAoranGINA at work

Mystikal anyone?

Shake your vag!
Show me what you're working with!

edit: ding

[isladar]

Don't have a bottle in front of me, but I always recall it as reading "Shake gently", which I interpreted to mean "turn it upside down once and the drink the hell out of it because Orangina is the best thing ever".

[Kais]

I just realized I've never drank this ever.
Hell, I've even seen it before and I haven't had the chance to try it, how is it?

[Groovebox]

They have some weird advertising. >.> Go check out their commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHA9Ig7H ... re=related

Wow, that's a very peculiar ad. I bet it's pretty popular amongst furries. >.>

[wintersquall]

OH, NOOOOOOooo, my little lamb.

"Gently" is nowhere in sight!

BEHOLD!

http://www.pixloads.com/files/5911/ormod.png



in exhibit 1A above, you can clearly (albeit somewhat fuzzily due to my cell camera), that in the red-circled area it says NOT "shake gently and enjoy! "

it SAYS, "SHAKE IT!"

as in -



SHAKE IT LIKE YOU'RE MASTURBATING A CAMEL!!!!

[wintersquall]

FUCKING HIPPIES RUINED MY GODDAMN DESK CALENDAR!