
Originally Posted by
isladar
PRITHEE THOUGH I HATH SEARCHED UNENDINGLY I MUST CONFESS THAT DESPITE MY O'ERWEENING PROWESS I HATH MET CRIPPLING FAILURE IN MINE QUEST FOR THOSE WHO WOULDST FAIN EMBROIDER THEIR MUNDANE LIVES WITH EXCESSIVE AND OFT EMBARRASSING THEATRE; FORSOOTH THERE IS NOTHING MORE MINE HEART DESIRES BUT TO WAX WITH FLOWERY ELOQUENCE AND STRAINED SPEECH ABOUT HOW I MIGHT SHOT NIDHOGG, OR HOW I BRAST LIKE THUNDER 'GAINST THE DASTARDLY AUCTION HOUSE, OR YON COMELY MAIDEN, WHOS LIKELIHOOD OF MALE APPENDAGE DOTH EXCEED A HUNDREDFOLD, AS ROLEPLAY DOTH CALL LIKE A CLARION BELL ALL THOSE WHO, ME FORTHYNKETH, CANST MANAGE NOT GERMANE CONVERSATION OR OTHER GOODLY COMPANY.
[author's note]: The above post was made entirely with the shift key, and I could not tell you for the life of me why it needed to be in all caps to begin with. But by God it did.