Hope you're really selfconfident

[Masterofshade]

Seconded getting airport job to look at x-ray tittays.

[Kiro]

I haven't been on a plane since I was 7. I'm totally fucked come december when I fly for the first time on my own. ;O; THEYS GONNA RAEP ME!

[Zhais]

I haven't been on a plane since I was 7. I'm totally fucked come december when I fly for the first time on my own. ;O; THEYS GONNA RAEP ME!

I've been flying on my own since about then

Very boring flying by yourself unless you get a fun religious nutjob to entertain yourself with sitting next to you. Otherwise its "Go to airport, zZz, get on airplane, zZz, get to next airport, zZz, get on next plan, zZz, arrive".

[Guyverarmor]

And the airline stole your Wii!

Having the vegas airport job would be fantastic.

guard 1 >>"Man, that chick is hot, wow, can't wait to see her walk through!"

Guard 2 >>"lulz, she has a penis you fag!"

HAHA! that made me LOL IRL

[Tricen]

Seconded getting airport job to look at x-ray tittays.

Yeah, but does seeing penis's as a job requirement make you gay?

[testdummy]

Ugh no thanks for doing that job, for cute girl you'll get 300 fat salemen.

[Koga]

Ever looked at a guy and went "His cock is thick and probably curves like a bananna."... well now you can know for sure!
Just work at the airport.

[Senoska]

Ever looked at a guy and went "His cock is thick and probably curves like a bananna."... well now you can know for sure!
Just work at the airport.

I can honestly say I've never looked and a guy and thought/said that.

[Xiona]

so now we trade taking off shoes and raising arms with "chubbing it up a bit", sweet deal

[Blackmagik]

Ever looked at a guy and went "His cock is thick and probably curves like a bananna."... well now you can know for sure!
Just work at the airport.

for some reason this made me laugh so much :'(

[Koga]

Ever looked at a guy and went "His cock is thick and probably curves like a bananna."... well now you can know for sure!
Just work at the airport.

for some reason this made me laugh so much :'(

Am I seriously the only person that does this?
I will look at someone and try to match a cock to the body type. He has a skinny dick, short dick, long dick, bananna dick, beer can dick... maybe just a gay thing?

[Kiro]

:rocl:

[Beckwin]

Ever looked at a guy and went "His cock is thick and probably curves like a bananna."... well now you can know for sure!
Just work at the airport.

for some reason this made me laugh so much :'(

Am I seriously the only person that does this?
I will look at someone and try to match a cock to the body type. He has a skinny dick, short dick, long dick, bananna dick, beer can dick... maybe just a gay thing?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...269d3ca604.gif

[Senoska]

Ever looked at a guy and went "His cock is thick and probably curves like a bananna."... well now you can know for sure!
Just work at the airport.

for some reason this made me laugh so much :'(

Am I seriously the only person that does this?
I will look at someone and try to match a cock to the body type. He has a skinny dick, short dick, long dick, bananna dick, beer can dick... maybe just a gay thing?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...269d3ca604.gif

well played =D>

[pohibaba]

What does everybody else think of airport security now a days? I mean, i'm glad they're keeping me safe from terrorists and Zombie Hitler and such, but wow i really fucking hate going through airport security. I mean, i know their jobs suck almost as much as me having to go through all that crap, but they could, i dunno, try not to treat you like you're a criminal. Everyone else i talked to in the airport felt the same way. They just treated most people so rudely. Probably one of the worst experiences i have had travelling. And the prospect of having this added in the near future just makes the whole ordeal all the more taxing.

Allow airports to handle their own security and allow pilots to carry guns.

[Dmitry]

I don't think plane hijackings are common enough of a problem to warrant all the extra security. They could probably turn it down a notch or two, but still be able to check all the passengers without all the hassle.

Also, x-ray tits.

[SilverBreeze]

Ever looked at a guy and went "His cock is thick and probably curves like a bananna."... well now you can know for sure!
Just work at the airport.

for some reason this made me laugh so much :'(

Am I seriously the only person that does this?
I will look at someone and try to match a cock to the body type. He has a skinny dick, short dick, long dick, bananna dick, beer can dick... maybe just a gay thing?

Actually me and my friends used to do something like this for a while, except we'd do it to guys and girls and the question would be "Shaved or Unshaved" >.>

[HAcoreRD]

And the airline stole your Wii!

Having the vegas airport job would be fantastic.

guard 1 >>"Man, that chick is hot, wow, can't wait to see her walk through!"

Guard 2 >>"lulz, she has a penis you fag!"

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y15...3510635401.jpg

[Faris]

This whole deal is a mess, fuck that envading people's privacy like that.

and that person mentioning pictures being leaked on the internet freaked me even more.

A quick search with your hands and a metal detector would reveal if a person has something threatening or not...dont need to look for bombs near my dick and asshole for fucks sake.

What kind of terrorist would strap c4 around his dick?! He won't be enjoying the 72 virgins afterwards, i tell you that.
it goes around the waist, gdi.

I mean you guys are looking for people who are uneducated, manipulated farmers who lived in mountains, tents or on the streets who happen to want to kaboom your planes...you think they will have an advanced "bomb" that goes in the anus and detonates with a small fart or something? be real...Airport securities are just pushing it, atleast on that region.

Look at Dubai's airport security...im sure most of you heard about the English DJ who was arrested for possession of a puny amount of weed on his shoe or something...wow, they didn't need any high tech X-ray bullshit machine to crack down the crazy druggy who wanted to taint our society with his grain of weed.

[BRP]

Loop hole to allow pedophiles to see little boys and girls naked.