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    Stuff White People Like

    I tried a search so please forgive me if this is old news to you.

    I have been reading this blog for most of today. it's full of funny and a great time waster at work. Even some of the comments are good reads.
    http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

    He's up to 97 entries. I have read about half of them and I can't argue against any of them so far.

    Check out this list and tell me if he's wrong about any of them
    Full List of Stuff White People Like
    March 4, 2008 by clander
    #97 Scarves
    #96 New Balance Shoes
    #95 Rugby
    #94 Free Healthcare
    #93 Music Piracy
    #92 Book Deals
    #91 San Francisco
    #90 Dinner Parties
    #89 St. Patrick’s Day
    #88 Having Gay Friends
    #87 Outdoor Performance Clothes
    #86 Shorts
    #85 The Wire
    #84 T-Shirts
    #83 Bad Memories of High School
    #82 Hating Corporations
    #81 Graduate School
    #80 The Idea of Soccer
    #79 Modern Furniture
    #78 Multilingual Children
    #77 Musical Comedy
    #76 Bottles of Water
    #75 Threatening to Move to Canada
    #74 Oscar Parties
    #73 Gentrification
    #72 Study Abroad
    #71 Being the only white person around
    #70 Difficult Breakups
    #69 Mos Def
    #68 Michel Gondry
    #67 Standing Still at Concerts
    #66 Divorce
    #65 Co-Ed Sports
    #64 Recycling
    #63 Expensive Sandwiches
    #62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People
    #61 Bicycles
    #60 Toyota Prius
    #59 Natural Medicine
    #58 Japan
    #57 Juno
    #56 Lawyers
    #55 Apologies
    #54 Kitchen Gadgets
    #53 Dogs
    #52 Sarah Silverman
    #51 Living by the Water
    #50 Irony
    #49 Vintage
    #48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops
    #47 Arts Degrees
    #46 The Sunday New York Times
    #45 Asian Fusion Food
    #44 Public Radio
    #43 Plays
    #42 Sushi
    #41 Indie Music
    #40 Apple Products
    #39 Netflix
    #38 Arrested Development
    #37 Renovations
    #36 Breakfast Places
    #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
    #34 Architecture
    #33 Marijuana
    #32 Vegan/Vegetarianism
    #31 Snowboarding
    #30 Wrigley Field
    #29 80s Night
    #28 Not having a TV
    #27 Marathons
    #26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!)
    #25 David Sedaris
    #24 Wine
    #23 Microbreweries
    #22 Having Two Last Names
    #21 Writers Workshops
    #20 Being an expert on YOUR culture
    #19 Traveling
    #18 Awareness
    #17 Hating their Parents
    #16 Gifted Children
    #15 Yoga
    #14 Having Black Friends
    #13 Tea
    #12 Non-Profit Organizations
    #11 Asian Girls
    #10 Wes Anderson Movies
    #9 Making you feel bad about not going outside
    #8 Barack Obama
    #7 Diversity
    #6 Organic Food
    #5 Farmer’s Markets
    #4 Assists
    #3 Film Festivals
    #2 Religions their parents don’t belong to
    #1 Coffee
    Some excerpts:

    Regarding coffee:
    There is no doubt that white people love coffee. Yes, it’s true that asians like iced coffee and people of all races enjoy it. But I promise you that the first person at your school to drink coffee was a white person. You could kind of tell they didn’t enjoy it, but they did it anyways until they liked it - like cigarettes.
    Regarding Asian girls:
    This exchange works both ways as asian girls have a tendency to go for white guys. (White girls never go for asian guys. Bruce Lee and Paul Kariya’s dad are the only recorded instances in modern history)
    Regarding Obama:
    Because white people are afraid that if they don’t like him that they will be called racist.

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    Re: Stuff White People Like

    White people like black people.


    From a distance.

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    Re: Stuff White People Like

    Wow. I can admit to like 90% of that list...

    I dont like Oscar Parties, Toyota Prius, The Sunday New York Times, Having 2 last names, Japan, etc

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    Gives me something interesting and funny to read for an hour. Good job!

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    Re: Stuff White People Like

    #10 Wes Anderson Movies
    Fuck yea.

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    Re: Stuff White People Like

    #96 New Balance Shoes
    #94 Free Healthcare
    #93 Music Piracy
    #92 Book Deals
    #91 San Francisco
    #89 St. Patrick’s Day
    #88 Having Gay Friends
    #87 Outdoor Performance Clothes
    #86 Shorts
    #84 T-Shirts
    #83 Bad Memories of High School
    #82 Hating Corporations
    #81 Graduate School
    #80 The Idea of Soccer
    #79 Modern Furniture
    #78 Multilingual Children
    #75 Threatening to Move to Canada
    #72 Study Abroad
    #71 Being the only white person around
    #68 Michel Gondry
    #65 Co-Ed Sports
    #64 Recycling
    #63 Expensive Sandwiches
    #62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People
    #61 Bicycles
    #60 Toyota Prius
    #58 Japan
    #57 Juno
    #55 Apologies
    #53 Dogs
    #51 Living by the Water
    #50 Irony
    #49 Vintage
    #48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops
    #47 Arts Degrees
    #45 Asian Fusion Food
    #41 Indie Music
    #36 Breakfast Places
    #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
    #33 Marijuana
    #32 Vegan/Vegetarianism
    #28 Not having a TV
    #23 Microbreweries
    #19 Traveling
    #18 Awareness
    #14 Having Black Friends
    #12 Non-Profit Organizations
    #11 Asian Girls
    #10 Wes Anderson Movies
    #8 Barack Obama
    #7 Diversity
    #5 Farmer’s Markets
    #4 Assists

    guilty

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    Re: Stuff White People Like

    Only liked 10 of those >_>

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    This things been around for a long time now. Unfortunately im guilty for about 90% of that list. The guy who made this blog also is writting a book about it.

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    Shouldn't this list be called what white douchebags like or is that implied?

    Either way, it's amusing.

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    Re: Stuff White People Like

    Quote Originally Posted by wyrmtung
    I tried a search so please forgive me if this is old news to you
    It's old, but the only other place where it was ever posted was spam, so it's okay.

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    "the idea of soccer"

    Huh?

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    Pretty retarded stereotype promoting list, especially in this day and age, but I guess that is just the melting pot of american ideals in me speaking.

    List should just be called 'what people like' seeing as how alot of that stuff is enjoyed by people outside of this 'white people' box.

    Actually the author of this list should of named it 'retarded list I made up to make myself look like a complete (que british accent) twat.

    No lulz here from me, but damn it must be cause I'm white. RIGHT?

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    it's self-deprecating parody of educated white liberals.

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    ITT Naiveness

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    Re: Stuff White People Like

    #94 Free Healthcare
    #93 Music Piracy
    #89 St. Patrick’s Day
    #87 Outdoor Performance Clothes
    #86 Shorts
    #84 T-Shirts
    #81 Graduate School
    #79 Modern Furniture
    #72 Study Abroad
    #65 Co-Ed Sports
    #53 Dogs
    #51 Living by the Water
    #45 Asian Fusion Food
    #42 Sushi
    #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
    #33 Marijuana
    #31 Snowboarding
    #28 Not having a TV
    #26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!)
    #23 Microbreweries
    #19 Traveling
    #13 Tea
    #8 Barack Obama
    #1 Coffee

    only 24 D: guess I'm no longer white!

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    This is so old that a black guy made his own blog about stuff -wait for it-.... black people like. I remember it was posted in spam a while ago.

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    Re: Stuff White People Like

    Quote Originally Posted by shihei
    Pretty retarded stereotype promoting list, especially in this day and age, but I guess that is just the melting pot of american ideals in me speaking.

    List should just be called 'what people like' seeing as how alot of that stuff is enjoyed by people outside of this 'white people' box.

    Actually the author of this list should of named it 'retarded list I made up to make myself look like a complete (que british accent) twat.

    No lulz here from me, but damn it must be cause I'm white. RIGHT?
    There's always gotta be at least one person like this guy.

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    Re: Stuff White People Like

    #94 Free Healthcare
    #93 Music Piracy
    #86 Shorts
    #84 T-Shirts
    #62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People
    #61 Bicycles
    #58 Japan
    #53 Dogs
    #50 Irony
    #49 Vintage
    #11 Asian Girls
    #5 Farmer’s Markets

    Eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheerios
    Quote Originally Posted by shihei
    Pretty retarded stereotype promoting list, especially in this day and age, but I guess that is just the melting pot of american ideals in me speaking.

    List should just be called 'what people like' seeing as how alot of that stuff is enjoyed by people outside of this 'white people' box.

    Actually the author of this list should of named it 'retarded list I made up to make myself look like a complete (que british accent) twat.

    No lulz here from me, but damn it must be cause I'm white. RIGHT?
    There's always gotta be at least one person like this guy.
    save yourself the trouble/headache and just ignore him

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    Re: Stuff White People Like

    #93 Music Piracy
    #87 Outdoor Performance Clothes
    #86 Shorts
    #84 T-Shirts
    #81 Graduate School
    #76 Bottles of Water (Yum tap water)
    #72 Study Abroad
    #71 Being the only white person around (Because I can't stand people in general.)
    #58 Japan
    #52 Sarah Silverman (Only jew I like.)
    #43 Plays
    #42 Sushi
    #40 Apple Products
    #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
    #30 Wrigley Field
    #27 Marathons (Sup exercise)
    #26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!)
    #23 Microbreweries (Better than Colt .45)
    #19 Traveling (Yep.)
    #16 Gifted Children (Yeah I'd rather my kids be dumb like everyone else. )
    #11 Asian Girls (Who doesn't?)
    #9 Making you feel bad about not going outside (Yeah, stop being a fat ass.)
    #2 Religions their parents don’t belong to
    #1 Coffee (Habit when overseas really.)

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