Stuff White People Like

[Kais]

Ugh, Im picky about cheese. Ill eat almost any kind, but I wont eat it cold.

WHAT

Serious! Its all mental, but its fucking gross.

have you ever had a cold sandwich?

[Koga]

#97 Scarves
#93 Music Piracy
#91 San Francisco
#90 Dinner Parties
#89 St. Patrick's Day
#88 Having Gay Friends
#86 Shorts
#84 T-Shirts
#83 Bad Memories of High School
#82 Hating Coporations
#79 Modern Furniture
#76 Bottles of Water
#71 Being the only white person around
#70 Difficult Breakups
#69 Mos Def
#67 Standing Still at Concerts
#64 Recycling
#63 Expensive Sandwiches
#60 Toyota Prius
#59 Natural Medicine
#58 Japan
#55 Apologies
#54 Kitchen Gadgets
#53 Dogs
#51 Living by the Water
#50 Irony
#49 Vintage
#48 Whole Foods
#42 Sushi
#40 Apple Products
#37 Renovations
#34 Architechture
#31 Snowboarding
#29 80s Night
#28 Not having a TV
#25 David Sedaris
#19 Traveling
#18 Awareness
#17 Hating their Parents
#14 Having Black Friends
#13 Tea
#9 Making you feel bad about not going outside
#7 Diversity
#1 Coffee

[Keno]

I tried a search so please forgive me if this is old news to you.

I have been reading this blog for most of today. it's full of funny and a great time waster at work. Even some of the comments are good reads.
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

He's up to 97 entries. I have read about half of them and I can't argue against any of them so far.

Check out this list and tell me if he's wrong about any of them

Full List of Stuff White People Like
March 4, 2008 by clander
...
#36 Breakfast Places
#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
#34 Architecture
#33 Marijuana
#32 Vegan/Vegetarianism
#31 Snowboarding
#30 Wrigley Field
#29 80s Night
...

What race doesn't?

[Intense]

Ugh, Im picky about cheese. Ill eat almost any kind, but I wont eat it cold.

WHAT

Serious! Its all mental, but its fucking gross.

have you ever had a cold sandwich?

Yeah, but I dont put cheese in it; or i take it out if its already there. Im not sure what part of "I dont like eating cold cheese" you dont understand.

[Mizango]

I tried a search so please forgive me if this is old news to you.

I have been reading this blog for most of today. it's full of funny and a great time waster at work. Even some of the comments are good reads.
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

He's up to 97 entries. I have read about half of them and I can't argue against any of them so far.

Check out this list and tell me if he's wrong about any of them

Full List of Stuff White People Like
March 4, 2008 by clander
...
#36 Breakfast Places
#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
#34 Architecture
#33 Marijuana
#32 Vegan/Vegetarianism
#31 Snowboarding
#30 Wrigley Field
#29 80s Night
...

What race doesn't?

True, but we put Newports and Back n' Milds on the same pedestal as weed. Nothing says im a homely ass nigga like standing in the middle of the street hyping up a Black before you smoke it.

[Demosthenes11]

Full List of Stuff White People Like
March 4, 2008 by clander
#97 Scarves
#96 New Balance Shoes
#95 Rugby
#93 Music Piracy
#90 Dinner Parties
#88 Having Gay Friends
#86 Shorts
#84 T-Shirts
#83 Bad Memories of High School
#72 Study Abroad
#71 Being the only white person around
#67 Standing Still at Concerts
#65 Co-Ed Sports
#63 Expensive Sandwiches
#58 Japan
#57 Juno
#54 Kitchen Gadgets
#50 Irony
#49 Vintage
#46 The Sunday New York Times
#45 Asian Fusion Food
#44 Public Radio
#42 Sushi
#39 Netflix
#38 Arrested Development
#31 Snowboarding
#30 Wrigley Field
#29 80s Night
#23 Microbreweries
#19 Traveling
#18 Awareness
#17 Hating their Parents
#16 Gifted Children
#14 Having Black Friends
#11 Asian Girls ( =) )

guess I'm not too white...

[Karbuncle]

Full List of Stuff White People Like
March 4, 2008 by clander
#94 Free Healthcare
#93 Music Piracy
#89 St. Patrick’s Day
#86 Shorts
#84 T-Shirts
#83 Bad Memories of High School
#79 Modern Furniture
#75 Threatening to Move to Canada
#71 Being the only white person around
#66 Divorce
#58 Japan
#53 Dogs
#50 Irony
#44 Public Radio
#43 Plays
#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
#34 Architecture
#31 Snowboarding
#11 Asian Girls

Huh, Im surprised there wasn't more on that list i liked.

Wheres "talking to the police"

[Not Kuno]

There was only like 7 or so of those things that I liked. >.>

[Koyuki]

Full List of Stuff White People Like
March 4, 2008 by clander
#93 Music Piracy
#86 Shorts
#84 T-Shirts
#58 Japan
#53 Dogs
#41 Indie Music
#38 Arrested Development
#33 Marijuana
#19 Traveling
#14 Having Black Friends
#11 Asian Girls
#10 Wes Anderson Movies
#3 Film Festivals

I suck at being White

[Demosthenes]

I like too many things on that list.

[pohibaba]

#92 Book Deals
#91 San Francisco
#90 Dinner Parties
#89 St. Patrick’s Day
#88 Having Gay Friends
#87 Outdoor Performance Clothes
#83 Bad Memories of High School
#81 Graduate School
#80 The Idea of Soccer
#79 Modern Furniture
#78 Multilingual Children
#77 Musical Comedy
#76 Bottles of Water
#72 Study Abroad
#69 Mos Def
#67 Standing Still at Concerts
#65 Co-Ed Sports
#64 Recycling
#63 Expensive Sandwiches
#62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People
#61 Bicycles
#58 Japan
#57 Juno
#56 Lawyers
#55 Apologies
#54 Kitchen Gadgets
#53 Dogs
#52 Sarah Silverman
#51 Living by the Water
#50 Irony
#48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops
#45 Asian Fusion Food
#44 Public Radio
#43 Plays
#42 Sushi
#41 Indie Music
#39 Netflix
#38 Arrested Development
#37 Renovations
#36 Breakfast Places
#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
#34 Architecture
#33 Marijuana
#30 Wrigley Field
#28 Not having a TV
#27 Marathons
#24 Wine
#23 Microbreweries
#20 Being an expert on YOUR culture
#19 Traveling
#18 Awareness
#16 Gifted Children
#14 Having Black Friends
#13 Tea
#12 Non-Profit Organizations
#11 Asian Girls
#9 Making you feel bad about not going outside
#7 Diversity
#5 Farmer’s Markets
#3 Film Festivals
#2 Religions their parents don’t belong to
#1 Coffee

Yup, I'm pretty damn white.

[Bagel]

* #94 Free Healthcare
* #93 Music Piracy
* #67 Standing Still at Concerts
* #58 Japan
* #50 Irony
* #49 Vintage
* #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
* #11 Asian Girls
* #10 Wes Anderson Movies
* #8 Barack Obama


11 and 58 seem like kind of a two for one deal though.

[Heian]

White people like black people.


Behind bars.

[Asy]

I tried a search so please forgive me if this is old news to you.

I have been reading this blog for most of today. it's full of funny and a great time waster at work. Even some of the comments are good reads.
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

He's up to 97 entries. I have read about half of them and I can't argue against any of them so far.

Check out this list and tell me if he's wrong about any of them

Full List of Stuff White People Like
March 4, 2008 by clander
...
#36 Breakfast Places
#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
#34 Architecture
#33 Marijuana
#32 Vegan/Vegetarianism
#31 Snowboarding
#30 Wrigley Field
#29 80s Night
...

What race doesn't?

True, but we put Newports and Back n' Milds on the same pedestal as weed. Nothing says im a homely ass nigga like standing in the middle of the street hyping up a Black before you smoke it.

Captian blacks are pretty much a religion to me. And I'm white.Addus to that list !

[Boyiee]

Regarding Asian girls:

This exchange works both ways as asian girls have a tendency to go for white guys. (White girls never go for asian guys. Bruce Lee and Paul Kariya’s dad are the only recorded instances in modern history)

You mean In america maybe? Because while there are specific places to go to where you can pick up asian girls that dig white guys out of country, I've found in country; the majority of the population doesn't and/or frowns upon it, at least as far as tourists/non-natives/foreigners go.

[Olo401]

I spose I can admit to this much..

#96 New Balance Shoes (I do a LOT of walking/jogging and they're fuckin comfortable)
#93 Music Piracy
#89 St. Patrick’s Day
#88 Having Gay Friends
#82 Hating Corporations
#64 Recycling
#63 Expensive Sandwiches (Panera Bread is pure fucking win.)
#62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People (maybe it's because I AM FUCKIN' POOR..)
#61 Bicycles (hey.. they're better than a fuckin' #60 Toyota Prius)
#58 Japan
#51 Living by the Water
#50 Irony
#48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops
#46 The Sunday New York Times (I get the Boston Globe.. same company)
#44 Public Radio
#42 Sushi
#41 Indie Music
#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
#33 Marijuana (echo "who the hell DOESN'T like pot? This should be Clove Cigarettes instead. That's totally a white ppl thing)
#19 Traveling (Yeah, I don't drive but I love to travel. That's not fucked up or anything..)
#18 Awareness (If you're not outraged or involved, you're not paying attention.)
#12 Non-Profit Organizations
#11 Asian Girls
#8 Barack Obama (Would you rather I vote for the shit-shovelling old coot or the vindictive elitist bitch?)
#6 Organic Food
#5 Farmer’s Markets
#1 Coffee

[TacoTaru]

Full List of Stuff White People Like
March 4, 2008 by clander
#93 Music Piracy
#84 T-Shirts
#81 Graduate School
#76 Bottles of Water
#60 Toyota Prius
#58 Japan
#57 Juno
#53 Dogs
#50 Irony
#41 Indie Music
#40 Apple Products
#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
#13 Tea
#11 Asian Girls
#10 Wes Anderson Movies
#8 Barack Obama

I'm only 16% white

[Intense]

#97 Scarves
#96 New Balance Shoes
#94 Free Healthcare
#93 Music Piracy
#92 Book Deals
#91 San Francisco
#90 Dinner Parties
#89 St. Patrick’s Day
#88 Having Gay Friends
#87 Outdoor Performance Clothes
#86 Shorts
#84 T-Shirts
#83 Bad Memories of High School
#82 Hating Corporations
#81 Graduate School
#80 The Idea of Soccer Lol... So me
#79 Modern Furniture
#76 Bottles of Water
#75 Threatening to Move to Canada
#73 Gentrification
#72 Study Abroad
#71 Being the only white person around
#70 Difficult Breakups
#66 Divorce
#65 Co-Ed Sports
#64 Recycling
#63 Expensive Sandwiches
#62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People
#61 Bicycles
#59 Natural Medicine
#57 Juno
#56 Lawyers I mean.. I work for a law firm...
#55 Apologies
#53 Dogs
#51 Living by the Water
#50 Irony
#49 Vintage Most clothes that come out now are crappy lookin
#47 Arts Degrees
#44 Public Radio
#42 Sushi
#41 Indie Music
#40 Apple Products
#39 Netflix
#38 Arrested Development
#37 Renovations
#36 Breakfast Places
#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
#34 Architecture
#33 Marijuana
#32 Vegan/Vegetarianism
#31 Snowboarding
#29 80s Night
#28 Not having a TV
#27 Marathons
#26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!)
#24 Wine
#23 Microbreweries Hell yes!
#19 Traveling
#18 Awareness
#17 Hating their Parents
#15 Yoga
#12 Non-Profit Organizations
#9 Making you feel bad about not going outside
#8 Barack Obama
#7 Diversity
#6 Organic Food
#5 Farmer’s Markets
#4 Assists Im assuming this is referring to assists in Basketball? lol
#3 Film Festivals
#2 Religions their parents don’t belong to

I figure Id follow suit and list the ones applicable to me. About 74% :]

[Tokitoki]

I'm bored so...

Full List of Stuff White People Like
March 4, 2008 by clander
#97 Scarves - no
#96 New Balance Shoes
#95 Rugby
#94 Free Healthcare
#93 Music Piracy
#92 Book Deals - dont care
#91 San Francisco - never been
#90 Dinner Parties - no, I hate getting dressed up
#89 St. Patrick’s Day
#88 Having Gay Friends - this could apply to a lot of people
#87 Outdoor Performance Clothes - wut?
#86 Shorts
#85 The Wire - no
#84 T-Shirts
#83 Bad Memories of High School - who likes BAD memories?
#82 Hating Corporations - yea cause black people never complained about "the man"
#81 Graduate School
#80 The Idea of Soccer
#79 Modern Furniture
#78 Multilingual Children - wut?
#77 Musical Comedy - no
#76 Bottles of Water
#75 Threatening to Move to Canada - no
#74 Oscar Parties - no
#73 Gentrification - I dont even know what this is
#72 Study Abroad - not planning on it
#71 Being the only white person around - that would scare most white people probably
#70 Difficult Breakups - nobody likes this
#69 Mos Def - no
#68 Michel Gondry - ?
#67 Standing Still at Concerts - depends, if Im standing still it's because I cant move or because Im tired
#66 Divorce - ?
#65 Co-Ed Sports
#64 Recycling
#63 Expensive Sandwiches
#62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People
#61 Bicycles
#60 Toyota Prius - no
#59 Natural Medicine - no
#58 Japan - dont care
#57 Juno - never saw it, dont plan to
#56 Lawyers - nobody likes lawyers
#55 Apologies
#54 Kitchen Gadgets - i love kitchen gadgets
#53 Dogs - and dogs
#52 Sarah Silverman - hate her
#51 Living by the Water
#50 Irony
#49 Vintage
#48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops - fuck that
#47 Arts Degrees - hah!
#46 The Sunday New York Times - tl;dr
#45 Asian Fusion Food - ?
#44 Public Radio - never listen to the radio
#43 Plays - no
#42 Sushi - Not a fish person
#41 Indie Music
#40 Apple Products
#39 Netflix
#38 Arrested Development
#37 Renovations
#36 Breakfast Places - rather make it myself
#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
#34 Architecture
#33 Marijuana
#32 Vegan/Vegetarianism - I couldnt get by without a steak or burger
#31 Snowboarding
#30 Wrigley Field - hahaha
#29 80s Night - nope
#28 Not having a TV - I couldnt live without TV once in a while either
#27 Marathons
#26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!)
#25 David Sedaris - ?
#24 Wine - meh
#23 Microbreweries
#22 Having Two Last Names - annoying
#21 Writers Workshops - hate writing serious things
#20 Being an expert on YOUR culture
#19 Traveling
#18 Awareness - vague?
#17 Hating their Parents - or just 1?
#16 Gifted Children - they pay our social security
#15 Yoga - not flexible
#14 Having Black Friends - dont care what race they are
#13 Tea - dont like tea really
#12 Non-Profit Organizations
#11 Asian Girls - I got over that when I was 15
#10 Wes Anderson Movies
#9 Making you feel bad about not going outside - I love doing nothing all day
#8 Barack Obama - dont follow politics
#7 Diversity - sure, why not
#6 Organic Food - food is food
#5 Farmer’s Markets - ummm ok
#4 Assists - huh?
#3 Film Festivals - never been
#2 Religions their parents don’t belong to - dont like religions
#1 Coffee - hate coffee

[wyrmtung]

More quotes that are spot on for people I know:

On Kitchen Gadgets:

But, in order for them to truly enter into whitedom, they need to own the holy grail of white kitchens - the kitchen aid stand mixer (right). They will match this mixer to their kitchen’s color scheme and it will make up the focal point. And much like many religious artifacts, it will remain untouched for months and even years, sitting on the counter to be admired as a testament to their lifestyle.

On Co-Ed Sports:

Many white people play in their first co-ed league in college. It is considered good form to talk about how you played in one of these leagues where the best player on your team was a girl. This will make everyone feel better and remind them of the benefits of supporting women’s athletics.

...

But if you are reasonably skilled in sports, you have to be extremely careful how you approach your co-ed matches. If you try TOO hard (bowling over a female catcher, throwing a kickball EXTRA hard at someone) you come off as an aggressive, crazy maniac. On the other hand, if you don’t try at all you come off as a jerk who thinks they are above the game. The only solution is to approach the game like a point-shaving basketball player - play hard enough to be convincing, but not hard enough to win.

If you follow these rules, you will find yourself invited to the mandatory post-game drinks at a local bar where you will be photographed many times.

On Difficult Breakups:

Once breakup proceedings have been initiated, a white person is immediately thrust into the center of attention in their circle of friends. During this time, they are permitted to talk at great lengths about themselves, listen to The Smiths, and get free dinners from friends who think “they shouldn’t be alone right now.”

It is imperative that you do not attempt to kick them out of their misery by saying things like “get over it,” “there are other people out there,” or “I don’t want to read your poem.” Implying that there things in the world more important to you than their breakup is considered one of the rudest actions possible.

If you are lucky enough to speak a second language, the best thing you can do for a white person in this situation is to give them an expression in that language that relates to breaking up. This will make them feel better since they are comforted by the gesture and happy to be learning a new sentence that they can reuse to with their friends.