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    Re: Zero Punctuation Game Reviews by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

    Well clearly you're a fanboy faggot if you don't agree with him right

    RAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

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    Re: Zero Punctuation Game Reviews by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

    Quote Originally Posted by Metah
    Well clearly you're a fanboy faggot if you don't agree with him right

    RAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
    And if you send buckets of e-mail complaining about him not liking the game.

    What i don't get is that, if they knew he knew that he was going to get bashed for bashing the game, why did they spam him with email anyway? It's like, if someone tells me i'm going to do something, i usually don't do it under some small glimmer of hope that i've rebelled agaisnt the system and therefore one-uped them even though it was probably their plan to use reverse psychology, but i don't really care because i'm a free spirit.

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    Re: Zero Punctuation Game Reviews by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

    Quote Originally Posted by Metah
    Well clearly you're a fanboy faggot if you don't agree with him right

    RAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
    Yes, SSBB really isn't that great lol. I mean.. it's fun with friends, but overall it's meh. And gogo wasting your entire weekend to unlock Sonic and Snake.

    In before nintendo fanboys jump me. I wub Zelda!

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    Re: Zero Punctuation Game Reviews by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

    Since when is 3 hours your entire weekend >_> try not to spout random crap then act like anyone with a reasonable view is a fanboy as if you're immune to scrutiny yourself.

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    Re: Zero Punctuation Game Reviews by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

    Are you joking? Brawl is super fun to play with friends, and is the only fighting game I've ever owned where practicing against the computer on hard(lvl9 in this case) isn't a complete waste of time and/or extremely boring.

    That said, emailing him was a stupid move, personally I look at Yahtzee as a funny troll, he dosen't like anything I do and I watch it for the humor.

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    Re: Zero Punctuation Game Reviews by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

    Quote Originally Posted by XxSlusherxx
    Are you joking? Brawl is super fun to play with friends, and is the only fighting game I've ever owned where practicing against the computer on hard(lvl9 in this case) isn't a complete waste of time and/or extremely boring.

    That said, emailing him was a stupid move, personally I look at Yahtzee as a funny troll, he dosen't like anything I do and I watch it for the humor.
    You don't like Portal? System Shock 2? Silent Hill 2?

    The entire point of making his latest 'review' was to make people think twice and then twice again about over-generalized statements about That Game on Your Console. He's a critic, and a bitter one but nothing he says is necessarily wrong because it's pure opinion. And he doesn't pull opinions or scores completely out of his ass *cough*gamespot*cough*; he always gives pretty good reasons for why he had a crappy experience with a game (unlocking fighters is lame for a 'party' game you've just opened). Not unlike Penny Arcade he's not wrapped around the finger of some advertiser and realizes the ludicrousness of trying to 'be fair' to games when critiquing them.

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    Re: Zero Punctuation Game Reviews by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko
    Since when is 3 hours your entire weekend >_> try not to spout random crap then act like anyone with a reasonable view is a fanboy as if you're immune to scrutiny yourself.
    Your avatar and sig are enough. And what 3 hours? in 3 hours I barely got to pikachu.

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    Re: Zero Punctuation Game Reviews by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

    Quote Originally Posted by Exoduso
    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko
    Since when is 3 hours your entire weekend >_> try not to spout random crap then act like anyone with a reasonable view is a fanboy as if you're immune to scrutiny yourself.
    Your avatar and sig are enough. And what 3 hours? in 3 hours I barely got to pikachu.
    In 3 hours you barely got a stock character? Wow, I know packaging can be tricky these days but keep at it.

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    Re: Zero Punctuation Game Reviews by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

    Sometimes he's too British and talks too fast and I can't understand him. Very funny, though

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    Re: Zero Punctuation Game Reviews by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko
    Quote Originally Posted by Exoduso
    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko
    Since when is 3 hours your entire weekend >_> try not to spout random crap then act like anyone with a reasonable view is a fanboy as if you're immune to scrutiny yourself.
    Your avatar and sig are enough. And what 3 hours? in 3 hours I barely got to pikachu.
    In 3 hours you barely got a stock character? Wow.
    I'm talking about the SSE... When Samus saves Pikachu or w/e (the 'story' is very very stupid, btw..)

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    Re: Zero Punctuation Game Reviews by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

    Quote Originally Posted by Exoduso
    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko
    Since when is 3 hours your entire weekend >_> try not to spout random crap then act like anyone with a reasonable view is a fanboy as if you're immune to scrutiny yourself.
    Your avatar and sig are enough. And what 3 hours? in 3 hours I barely got to pikachu.
    It's not hard to unlock Snake. Play Snake Moss 15times, and if you want to cheat your way through play with one stock and suicide. Took me less than 10mins. You're scraping the bottom of the barrell to find good insults on Brawl :\

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    Re: Zero Punctuation Game Reviews by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yahtzee
    Who the fuck is marth?
    god I love his reviews
    That's actually the only thing that threw me off about the SSBB review. If he gets to say that, I should be able to say "Who the fuck is Lucas?"

    I also flew through most of Subspace Emissary in a short time, so I had a good number of the non-stock characters unlocked right off the bat. You get Marth (if I remember, he's the first non-stock in SSE) by stage 5?

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    Re: Zero Punctuation Game Reviews by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

    Significant lols were had.

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    Re: Zero Punctuation Game Reviews by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

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    Since when is 3 hours your entire weekend >_> try not to spout random crap then act like anyone with a reasonable view is a fanboy as if you're immune to scrutiny yourself.
    Your avatar and sig are enough. And what 3 hours? in 3 hours I barely got to pikachu.
    In 3 hours you barely got a stock character? Wow.
    I'm talking about the SSE... When Samus saves Pikachu or w/e (the 'story' is very very stupid, btw..)
    I really couldnt have guessed that's what you meant, honestly. The point was that your comment was stupid and as easily dismissed as my point of SSE being easy ang quick to get around somehow not being the case because I have ike in my avatar. I'm not speaking from a hardcore perspective, the point was that if he wanted all the characters then 3 hours in SSE did the trick.

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    Re: Zero Punctuation Game Reviews by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko
    I'm not speaking from a hardcore perspective.
    Yet you proved my point. I will go away now, you may go back to jacking off to ssb.

    The game has its flaws, whether you'd like to admit it or not. It's certainly not the best game ever made, as Nintendo made it out to be.

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    Re: Zero Punctuation Game Reviews by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

    You didn't have a point. If you expect me to sit here and lord the game as the best thing ever then you're being stupid. It is a quality game and the views on what the flaws are definitely come from your perspective. If you're going to take his review as anything more than a very funny view from a person who acts like actually being made to play a game he's going to review is some sort of crime then fanboyism is the problem here, but not of the people who actually enjoy the game. You'd also have to be out of your god damn mind to think that I (out of anyone who posts here) am not capable of viewing the flaws of something I play.

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    Re: Zero Punctuation Game Reviews by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

    Eww, this thread is covered in fanboy goo now.

    I don't get people like you, Ryko. Why the fuck do you feel the urge to defend this game that much? What does it really matter what others think? I'd give my left nut for MGS4, and I've been a huge fan of the series since MGS1, but you won't see me EVER defending the series, in public at least. Why? Cuz I, like most sane people, don't care that much if rest of the world thinks that a game I like is a pile of steaming shit that only retards play, as long as I like it.

    So, I guess what I'm trying to say here is, unless you get paid by Nintendo to advertise their games, quit riding their dick.
    Because nothing you say will make anyone here go "oh shit he's right, guess SSBB really is the epitome of gaming, my bad". People will defend their stance to the bitter end. Also, I'm having a mild deja vu here, so I might've posted something like this on the Console Wars thread. But fuck it.

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    Re: Zero Punctuation Game Reviews by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

    lol I haven't defended a thing aside from saying that 3 hours does not make up a person's whole weekend, which is a rather factual statement unless you sleep the other 61 hours. Quit imagining shit.

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    Re: Zero Punctuation Game Reviews by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

    Quote Originally Posted by Anderian
    I don't get people like you, Ryko. Why the fuck do you feel the urge to defend this game that much?
    Why do people the 'urge' to attack SSBB? Surely if you want to comment on someone speaking for the game you can comment on those speaking against. It's the same shit after all.

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    Re: Zero Punctuation Game Reviews by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

    Quote Originally Posted by Elcura
    Quote Originally Posted by Anderian
    I don't get people like you, Ryko. Why the fuck do you feel the urge to defend this game that much?
    Why do people the 'urge' to attack SSBB? Surely if you want to comment on someone speaking for the game you can comment on those speaking against. It's the same shit after all.
    Halo players?

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