Threesomes [probably NSFW]

[Byrd]

The key to a threesome is finding the first girl who is into it, and letting her do the work of convincing the second girl it's a good idea. The harder you try, the less likely it is going to happen.

[Neosutra]

The key to a threesome is finding the first girl who is into it, and letting her do the work of convincing the second girl it's a good idea. The harder you try, the less likely it is going to happen.

Made of truth.

[Lordwafik]

just till she comes home and says "I didn't find a girl, but I found this guy who was more than willing!".


My threesome story: It was my birthday, I was in college, these 2 girls (1 hot 1 average) said to me that they'll give me a threesome tonight because they didn't get me a present.

I told them I have to pass since I don't know how to go home from their place >_> (they lived very very far from me in a suburb I've never been to, over an hour and a half drive at least, and I didn't have a car back then).

[Maguspk]

Wafik that is very dissapointing. Who the fuck cares about getting back home, making it with two women is a man's ultimate sexual achievement.

[Lordwafik]

Wafik that is very dissapointing. Who the fuck cares about getting back home, making it with two women is a man's ultimate sexual achievement.

I think at that point of my life I cared more about getting 120 stars in Mario64 and seeing yoshi, than getting 2 girls and seeing vagl.

[Koga]

Wafik that is very dissapointing. Who the fuck cares about getting back home, making it with two women is a man's ultimate sexual achievement.

I think at that point of my life I cared more about getting 120 stars in Mario64 and seeing yoshi, than getting 2 girls and seeing vagl.

GAWD! I remeber being in on that crap too.. thinking I -HAD- to get all 120.
Same for FFX - everyone -HAD- to have 100% complete sphere grid and legendary weapons.

[Demosthenes]

It was fun back then, repeatedly. I was dating two chicks that were dating each other (triple? truple?). I am damn sure I don't ever want to do it again. I don't like to share. That, and I realize I'd rather give all the effort to one person.

Wafik that is very dissapointing. Who the fuck cares about getting back home, making it with two women is a man's ultimate sexual achievement.

I think at that point of my life I cared more about getting 120 stars in Mario64 and seeing yoshi, than getting 2 girls and seeing vagl.

WHAT?

[Lordwafik]

It was fun back then, repeatedly. I was dating two chicks that were dating each other (triple? truple?). I am damn sure I don't ever want to do it again. I don't like to share. That, and I realize I'd rather give all the effort to one person.

Wafik that is very dissapointing. Who the fuck cares about getting back home, making it with two women is a man's ultimate sexual achievement.

I think at that point of my life I cared more about getting 120 stars in Mario64 and seeing yoshi, than getting 2 girls and seeing vagl.

WHAT?

I think at that point of my life I cared more about getting 120 stars in Mario64 and seeing yoshi, than getting 2 girls and seeing vagl.

That's what.

[Demosthenes]

I assumed every boy 14 and up was up for getting laid over video games.

[Charismatic]

Boy were you wrong... I was like wafik up until like, 2 years ago.

[Kiro]

I'm still like Wafik and I'm 21 with a girlfriend. :<

[Furionstormrage]

Bro Code:
34) Bros can not make eye contact during the devil's three-way. (two dudes)

I've never been in one. Had a few times when my fiance was drunk and it was heading that way, maybe could have been a possibility (with another girl), but I was always scared that myself or my fiance would regret it in the morning.

Two dudes, I'm pretty secure in my sexuality but I can't say that it'd hold any interest for me at all, rather have her all to myself and not risk crossing swords.

[Plow]

More like where the hell is the bel-air

g t f o

Jesus christ, maybe he didn't want to ruin it

how do you woosh yourself on an extremely common bel-air joke

[Zoot]

Had this friend I worked with, she was very very pretty - blonde, tall, thin, college graduate. But for some reason, she seemed to have very low self-esteem. She didn't believe she looked good, wore TONS of unneccessary make-up and would even avoid eye contact.

I knew her and her bf just casually, and he seemed like good people. But eventually I found out what part of her problem was...one day during lunch break when no one was around, she just broke down in tears. She told me she used to be confident, but in the past few months her relationship had taken a turn for the worst. Her bf constantly cheated on her, and was in the process of trying to convince her that they should have a threesome on a vacation.

She said he told her he needed it, because it was only natural for him to want to sleep with women besides her. She said that he believed he was "compromising" by having her pick the other female (Of course, she wasn't allowed to sleep with other people). I told her she was an idiot for staying with someone who would try and force that on her, but she just "loved him too much." Can't say I wasn't that stupid years ago myself. But I sure wanted to kick his ass. I'd say that's one unhealthy example of this. Alot of it had to do with her, but forcing that on her when she wasn't willing and not just breaking up with her, and instead trying to convince her to do it was tearing at her moral fabric.

Anyways, on the flipside, I believe in the right situation it could work, but would require two people with an extreme amount of loyalty to one another and high self-esteem. I don't think you can push that. It has to come naturally, or forget it.

[Quixon]

I've been with my G/f since 02'. I've had 5 3sums in that time, only 2 where I actually fucked them both. Every single time it just kind of happens, and it's always been w/ girls we are pretty good friends with. After the fact there isn't really any mentioning of it either by any party.

After the first one, which was like a year into our relationship, I laid the ground rules of no dudes. I told her I would rather never have a 3sum, if it meant obligated to cross swords with another guy.

This is the rule to live by:

The harder you try, the less likely it is going to happen.

I've fucked up at least 2 occasions where it definitely would have happened had I not tried so hard.

[kuronosan]

Look - it's fucking spelled "Threesome". If you can't muster the brain-power required to type the extra letters needed to fully articulate the word then go back to fucking grade school. "3sum". Jesus fucking Christ.

[Deejay]

When I was 14'sh, I made out with my dad's boss's daughter & her best friend in his back yard hot tub.

It was also the first time I've ever been in a hot tub during winter.

Edit:

I always just assumed that most threesomes always occurred between 3 non committed horny people.

I don't think I've ever had the balls or need to ask a girlfriend if we could fuck another girl together. I mean what's the big deal behind it? My past girlfriends always satiated my normal to above average sex drive. Petitioning to get another woman in bed just seems like it would only perpetuate whatever insecurities or trust issues the female has.

Potentially ruining my relationship just to bust a nut that my g/f probably wouldn't have spit out?

No thanks.

[Quixon]

3sum". Jesus fucking Christ.

Welcome to the internet.

I'm glad my abbreviation had such a negative impact on your day.

[Demosthenes11]

my gf is bi-curious and we always joke about having one...
but there's no way in hell either of us would be able to handle the jealousy during and after

[Neosutra]

my gf is bi-curious and we always joke about having one...
but there's no way in hell either of us would be able to handle the jealousy during and after

If she is really bi then she shouldnt be jealous because she is getting to do the girl too.